What will be the last film you watch before the draft?

What will be the last film you watch before the draft?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Obviously.

the interview starring seth rogan and james franco

>yfw i'm 45

Joe vs the Volcano

I'm not allowed in the military.

You wanna see :^)

This. I'm a trap.

They'll give Kim new X-Box and a few crates of rice and that'll be it.
Because we live in the worst parallel universe and nothing interesting is going to happen ever.

Better start hinting that I'm trans soon.

Klingon tried that in Mash and it did not work

>tfw always wanted to move to japan
>tfw strict as fuck laws for immigration
>tfw drafted and stationed in japan is perfectly possible now

Enjoy the desert, user.

you'll be the first one dead

I lived in Japan for 16 years and could have stayed indefinitely. It's pretty easy if you have a postgraduate degree. It's actually really easy. You don't even have to have significant net worth, only $100,000 or so.

Thanks ;)
I do like me some Amazake pudding.

>only $100,000

If you're expecting Japan to be like your animes you're gonna have a bad time.

i'm too old
>tfw you go full jody on chubby girls while youngfags die to save plastic gooks

>haha wouldn't it be awesome if there was a nuclear war? this world is too boring

shut up kiddo

>being american

>living in the last era of the Kali Yuga
>the Overton window and general zeitgeist are rapidly shifting with people firmly choosing sides in what is a cultural war
>with both sides becoming more and more radicalized
>worst timeline where nothing happens
have you been in a coma

>draft
>to fight literally cavemen