/got/ general

*LITERALLY CRUSHES RHAEGAR TARGARYEN WITH THE F U R Y OF O N E HUNDRED STORM BARATHEONS THAT HE RETROSPECTIVELY CAUSES THE DOOM OF VALYRIA*

dany

aagghhh...

couldn't you get something a bit more high res faggot?

shit character

Show:
>For years, I've heard Littlefinger is a magician. Whenever the Crown needs money, he rubs his hands together and poof! Mountains of gold.
>Let me guess; he's not a magician?
>No.
>He's stealing it?
>Worse; he's borrowing it.

Book:
>Oh, he was clever. He did not simply collect the gold and lock in a treasure vault, no. He paid the king’s debts in promises, and put the king’s gold to work. He bought wagons, shops, ships, houses. He bought grain when it was plentiful and sold bread when it was scarce. He bought wool from the north and linen from the south and lace from Lys, stored it, moved it, dyed it, sold it. The golden dragons bred and multiplied, and Littlefinger lent them out and brought them home with hatchlings.

B R A V O

*LITERALLY CRUSHES LYANNAS HYMEN WITH THE FIRE OF O N E HUNDRED BLOOD TARGARYENS THAT HE RETROSPECTIVLY KEKS BOBBY FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE*

List of characters going to heaven/hell if they die in S8

Heaven
>Cersei (misunderstood mentally ill woman with a history of being abused)
>Jaime (possibly after some time in purgatory)
>Theon (ex-hostage who was just trying to survive, had horrible PTSD)
>Tyrion (because he tried to reason with Cersei)
>Euron (crusader for democracy, loved by the common people)

Hell
>Dany (All the Targs are in hell)
>Jon (for fucking Dany)
>Sansa (for murdering the man who loved her without a fair trial)
>Arya (for assisting)
>Bran (for acting as God)

>dat "I've made a huge mistake" pose for Rhaegar

Suck
My
Dick
Sub
Human

Post good non-show art.

lyanna was a whore, she was getting plowed by hodor every night

which one do you imply is better?

>bobbyfag damage control

>Bobby unironically went to war for a simpletons sloppy seconds

Thats even worse.

that always bothered me, like wouldn't the false accounting take its toll eventually?

in the latest TWoW chapter he's setting up a cartel for controlling grain prices to take advantage of the famine and upcoming winter.

It's true but desu most greeks were extremely strict with their women, they could barely leave their designed part of the house.

Cringe

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>ywn eat a dragon's steaming shit

Why live?

(((Baelish)))

cringe

This, Lyanna didn't even remember what virginity is

I make this sound whenever I chug a glass of water.

Speak for yourself

It's obviously the latter since the former makes you wonder why anyone even puts up with Littlefinger. Show Littlefinger is ambitious, transparently slimy, offensive, and not even useful. Why not just kill him?

Book Littlefinger is amiable (seemingly) harmless, and very useful to the nobles who disdain this kind of work.

This is a pathetic failure of an attempt

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My brother of superb taste.

go away reddit you are drunk

It wasn't false accounting, he just kept borrowing

what was the importance of Baratheons before the rebellion?Aren't they like distant cousins of Targaryens with no lands?

Dead houses

Post them

An user asked for this today.

lords of the stormlands. profitable trade lands

the first baratheon was rumored to be aegon's half brother

>87324892
Bait

You forgot
>Heaven
>Stannis

Orys Baratheon was a bastard brother of Aegon

t. Literally seething barathacucks

Remember how fags here were so adamant Dany would never get along with Jon :3

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>was rumored to be

>Stannis
>dead

well they definitely aren't going to get along in the books, jon is a miserable twat

Show Baratheons aren't dead until Renly is dead.

Cry some more because somebody insulted a fantasy character you virgin lel

Stannis is already dead, but that fuck is going to hell for murdering his daughter and brother.

do you think bobby barathon crushed rhaegar's pretty face in

why do Stark's men all look like they are 60 years old?

they were all lads just like him

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>burns his own daughter alive
>fucks a women other then his wife
>literaly gives birth to the spawn of satan in order to kill his brother
>heathen

sry bro, he's in the 9th circle

Jon is definitely coming back in the books, but will he be the same?

The only incest that matters

he also did some 'coin shaving' (?)
gold coins kept in pouch would grate each other a bit, making gold dust, which in turn he gathered and made some more coins

this bothered me as well. not just the characterization of littlefinger of course, but also how even more incompetent it makes everyone else seem. baelish is one of the most important men in the kingdoms and yet nobody fucking realized his role was barely that of a middleman between the crown and lenders?

and maybe characters could be forgiven for not knowing the details of baelish's huge trade empire, and only having a vague idea that the money was coming from various investments too boring for them to be involved in. could they really be forgiven from having zero idea that littlefinger's magical money streams were coming from borrowing?

in the show the entire debt problem of the iron bank boils down to people not even having knowledge of any borrowing happening. how ridiculous.

I love Max Von Sydow but casting him as Three-eyed-raven was so bad it hurts.

>showfags
Shoo shoo, season 7 ended, go somewhere else.

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Im lmaoing at your life. Learn to handle the bants

He's gonna get with Arya in the books anyway

>We never got to see Storm's end in the show
>we only got to see high garden for 10 seconds and all we saw was a field and a boring castle, same with casterly rock
I fully expected us to get a full sightseeing trip of all the major places in westeros but that never happened

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The black smoke that killed Renly, did it look like Staniss or Renly?

hnnnng

nigga this is Sup Forums.

will arya marry gendry

Lords Paramount of the Stormlands. Their founder married the daughter of the old Storm King and was rumored to be Aegon the Conqueror's bastard Half-Brother. Also Robert, Renly, and Stannis's maternal grandmother was a Targaryen princess.

Bobby B actually captured Rhaegar alive. He spent every night assraping him.

''hnng'' as ''hnnng i want to puke''?

how can anyone find this funny

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depends on how long he's dead i guess. cat came back after a couple days and she turned into a psycho. beric was brought back quickly each time and he was more or less fine

The books aren't even a thing. GRRM isn't going to finish the rest, he is a 68 year old obese man. He is going to croak before he finishes the series.

Going to be speculating what happens after DoD for eternity.

is it wrong khal drogo is more atractive in this one?

>defending inbred, crazy faggot

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No u

Stannis did nothing wrong.

Off season /got/ is /asoiaf/ you newfag

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What if he starts doing jumping jacks?

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Why isn't there more hate for her here? I just finished the prologue of A Clash Of Kings and felt the anger I felt watching the show all over again. It was her and her false visions that killed Stannis. She ruined him.

Cast him in Game of Thrones

at this point? he'll die even sooner or get a massive stroke
all he can do now is eat even more and hope for the best

*crushes your chest*
*kills your wife and kids*
*ends your dynasty*
Anyway, bobbie dodged a bullet. Show Lyanna was a literal 5/10

He'd die in the inevitable building collapse

That (was) a real thing, it's called debasement

It's the reason coins now have ribbed edges

Young Bobby B

>GOAT Arya scene in the books
>not even in the show

>but will he be the same?
No. GRRM's resurrections all lead to terrible side effects. We won't see the show chain of events happen.

It was his low iq that killed Stannis, Melisandre is a religious fanatic who fucking cares about them?

>Arryn Sigil
Is that meant to be Sansa?

>lena grabbing nikolaj's arse cheek for good grip

I see she's had lots of practice with him

She's a big girl.

>murdering a man that loved you is ok if you give him a fair trial

Khal drogo would've been infinitely better as a supernaturally strong futa

Bitch killed a Bolton soldier. That was one of Robb's men, you idiot.

How does it feel to know that GRRM entrusted the future of his franchise to DnD because he's too lazy to finish his own books?