RWBY/RT General Thread #924: JAUNE! Edition

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Posting best girl Ruby.

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RUBY SUCKS

I doubt he's going to get killed this volume.
possibly vol 5 after 4 ends with him slashing at Ruby's eye followed by a black screen and Ruby screaming

>RNJR becomes the team that makes the hard choices and kills bad guys when?

who is more abusive: Jacques or Willow Schnee?

Man, is it just me, or is Weiss' chest growing?

ruby is best girl and winter is best woman

Ruby sucks Yang

Is Willow the mothers confirmed name>

He's gonna die like a lil bitch

RBY had been dosing her food and it finally took effect

Would be pretty funny if while Jacques is controlling and demanding, he still shows more love to his children than his wife who's a bitter drunk.

birth control will do that to you

How long until Robocop deals out hard Atlas street justice to Watts for the black queen virus?

We're guessing since we know there's a Willow Schnee.

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>she meets Ruby again
>they've both grown
>immediately rivalry over who is breast girl

>By way of Jaune stabbing him to death while Ren, Nora and Ruby help because he killed Ren and Nora's parents and Ruby's mom respectively.

NO!
FLAT
IS
JUSTICE!

The mum has dead eyes man. I can only begin to imagine what the hell is going through her mind.

Nice.

Who will end up with the biggest breasts?
Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, or Neo?

It grows!!!

>Something like please just fucking kill me.

>"She's already drinking in the garden"

was it alcohol, is Mrs. Schnee an alcoholic?

That's probably a good guess.

Anyone have any suggestions for naming my shitty OC villain? I want the name to be associated with metals and silver. I was thinking maybe Pewter or Bolt (Bolt being based the Turkic word "Bolat" which means steel).

He's also connected to robots, so maybe Asimov for a last name?

>Pyrhha and Jaune finally clash together in this sad universe.
>Jaune has a teammate who is making the transition from athletics to combat sports.
>He wants to support him in his last few showings and shows up to a worlds event.
>Acts like the blackest mom to ever black mom complete with signs, screaming, jumping and wild chants.
>Catches Pyrrha eye with his sheer joy with life.
>She slowly makes her way over to him.
>Is intercepted by her manager.
>She googled the idiot making an ass of himself in the stands and saw all the memes.
>Doesn't want Pyrrha anywhere near the idiot
>Pyrrha is lead away, watching as the whores from synchronized swimming go over to him because they have no self respect.

No it was apple juice.

Flat chests are swords?

>Mama Schnee commits suicide during the performance.

Argent, Arian and Wolfram were all names I was betting papa Schnee would have.

Voting for crazy laughing Tyrian in the chair where the General is sitting

>That beacon ship
>Weiss first
>Nep last
perfect

>Mrs. Schnee is basically Helga's mom, always wasted

>Jacques looks proud of his family
>Willow probably so plastered she has no idea what's going on
>Weiss and Winter look incredibly uncomfortable
>Whitley only one who looks happy
no one in this show seems to have a happy family/home life, the hell is this a afternoon soap opera.

What do you think Weiss is going to sing at the concert?

What I can glean from this family portrait:

>Papa and Mama Schnee have a cold, loveless marriage
>Winter and Weiss are unhappy because he was always hard on them growing up since he never wanted girls
>Papa looks smug because he finally got his wife to pop out a boy after 2 failed attempts
>Whitley looks happy because he's the true heir to the SDC and he knows it

>Weiss kills Jacques when?
Fuck you dad.

>Whitley as Wheatley

Yes, and Qrow occasionally drops in to top up before heading up to Winter's room and HATEFUCKING HER SO GOOD

SHUT THE FRICK UP YOU MOTHERFRICKER

>No secret hidden Weiss

A song about how hot Jaune is

Mirror, Mirror part III. It's a deep heartfelt song about how sad she is to be in this home with a controlling father, drunk mother, evil brother and a older sister who ran away, while her friends are out there risking their lives doing something that matters.
After it finishes her mom, already drunk off her ass, boos her and yells to play freebird.

I can't make it too obvious this early, can I?

A polka parody of the Vol 1 soundtrack.

>implying he isn't having drunk sex with Willow
>implying he doesn't just taunt Winter with your mom jokes

youtube.com/watch?v=sIML-teW_cE

Yes. Yes it is.

Or jumps off the podium in a drunken suicide.

Willow.

>she's been in that garden for years
>the plants are watered with vomit
>throws empty bottles at her children if they approach
>they tried to cut off her booze supply once
>she just murdered a butler that was carrying alcohol so she could summon drinks herself

>summon drinks

Kek

That's it

That's her sembalance

It's summoning drinks

>implying Qrow has managed to fuck anyone other than a hot cow Faunus that one time
>implying Taiyang hasn't literally appeared out of nowhere and fucked any women (and probably some men) that Qrow tries to have sex with

Can Weird Al save RWBY from this asshole of suffering and bad humor?

youtube.com/watch?v=T2mjjj05ZtM&list=FLdSuXSeQXpX_Xax4qNKMnlw&index=6

Was was the best person in the show? Who was the most decent human being? The most inspirational?

So which member of RNJR is going to do something morally dubious first?

WhiskeyMon I choose you!!!

Its the same semblance as Weiss and Winter. Its just that her stash of fallen foes consists entirely of sacrificial workers that were holding different drinks for her. Them and one bartender.

Roman was best

W-what did he mean by this?

> Raising the dead.
> Inhuman grace.
> Papa Schnee's office is always freezing.

I've been saying it for years, but damn is it obvious.

The Schnees are White Walkers.

>Divide

Pyrrha's training videos don't seem helpful at all, Maybe if she demonstrated instead of just talking it be better training

>Best
Weiss
>Decent
Ironwood did nothing wrong
>Inspirational
Papa Schnee, with a small inheritance of fifty trillion lien and casual oppression of minorities everyone can succeed

Of course.

Roman

How long until Predator?

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Was the Butler's name Hyde?

Klein.

Someone once commented on how Winter summoned a bunch of birds when she fought Qrow. That raises the question of if she can summon copies or if she fought a flock of birds at one point.

>That moment you realize that WBY will unite Volume 1 style while RNJR will do horrible things for both the greater good and revenge.

>Pyrrha chickens out of her first suicide attempt at 26.
>Jaune starts a shitty podcast at the same time that becomes popular in the so bad it's good way. The often nonsensical topics, constant brawls between the hoodrat members of his team, low production values and bizarre coincidences propel it into popularity.

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No they won't, and you know they won't.

Winter and her Mom look almost exactly alike. Wouldn't be surprised if Qrow has fucked both of them not realizing it.
>drunk mom think it's winter getting hammered

She probably did demonstrate in person first, then made the video so he wouldn't forget any steps.

I thought I heard Hyde and the sudden Eye Change and tone of his voice made me think it even more

It would be more interesting that way.

>Winter just goes around killing a bunch of birds
>Reason why Qrow doesn't like her

>Best
Roman

>Decent
Pyrrha

>inspirational
Monty.

But in canon probably Tai. I respect a man who can bed that many waifus

Pretty sure they're babby Nevermores.

Let him play his laptop game in peace

>Why
>Won't
>This
>One
>Fucking
>Bird
>Die!

If he's connected to everyone but Jaune, why is he the one doing the killing while everyone else is just helping?

Weiss' Little Brother is gonna be scheming little evil bitch isn't he?

Self inserting

Which is why they won't do it.

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Still, did she fight a whole flock of them?

>the leader of the White Fang even considering meeting with human scum
Adam should be executed on the spot for working with humans, race traitor.

>Poison causes Jaune to hallucinate Cinder in Tyrian's place. Also hears Pyrrha's voice telling him to avenge her.
>Basically they lose their ideals and go full on He who fights monsters.

This is probably the best non-meme answer. The dude had some fucking great moments and motivation.

I want him to show up as soon as possible.

Blake encountered a whole flock of them back during Volume 2. So, I don't see why not.