What prehistoric creature would you base a film around ?

What prehistoric creature would you base a film around ?

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Hillary clinton: the fall and the impact.

The Troodon man, in which Hillary Clinton is the last surviving specimen

Horror movie? Those giant prehistoric rats.
Ramance? A cavewoman

A movie about abbos

>1.8 meter
>tall
>person
I think im finally starting to realize why europe uses the metric system

Mosasaurs

Terrorbirds, those shits must have been scary as fuck.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short-faced_bear

I was trying to search for a dinosaur with a species name that sounded like Sneed, but googling dinosaur sneed gives a bunch of results related to ABC's Dinosaurs and Earl Sinclair. wtf???

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus

Gonna go with this scary fucker that ate other sea monsters.

>europe

i'm pretty sure sure you meant the rest of the world.

>blacki
how can giganteus even compete?

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The rest of the world outside America is irrelevant desu.

What's the source on this?

I really like it

>hurr durr giant (((prehistoric))) creatures we've never seen or can prove existed

fuck off with your leftist propaganda

Fuck that thing.

how the fuck is it in any way leftist propaganda

even most ppl who believe the earth is 6,000 years old think dinosaurs were real

PBS THE DINOSAURS The Death of the Dinosaurs 4 of 4 (480p

5.9 foot =/= 5 feet 9 inches

This

Thanks

You dumb Amerishart

It says 5 POINT 9, not 5'9

It's all in feet, it's not divided into feet and inches

That's his middle name.

Leatherbacks can get to 6 m long

Sneed is a real name?

Life is so abstract

the white male

Neanderthal man set from their perspective. Invading force comes in and hunts and rapes them out of existence. Set in Europe. Ending scene with modern day Europe and mosque being built.

You got baited, you moron.

>>hurr durr giant (((prehistoric))) creatures we've never seen or can prove existed

Actually, I prefer you used the term "pre-human interacting animals" , thank you very much. These animals had their own history, bigot.

No

It's 5'11" you dipshit

how is it obvious bait when people legitimately believe it you libcuck

>those hands

I've seen a good amount of "science is leftist propaganda" in the last years .

Tazmanian Wolf. Pretty sure they tried to clone it. Would watch with Ryan Reynolds as the dreamy scientist

It was just an oversized orangutan anyway, they're pretty chill.

Helicoprion

>ha there's no way this is a real thing
>look it up

>giganigga had a basis in reality

Pic related

You mean the Tasmanian Tiger you mong?

>Gigantopithecus blacki

Kaprosuchus, nigga

Land crocodiles with long ass legs who could run fast as fuck

CALL IT

HEAVY METAL

>dem legs

pt.2

RIP, they were qt ;_;

Dang, thats the nigger's nigger.

Thank fucking Jesus that none of the damn things in this thread are alive anymore, or are small as fuck.

>people believe all these wacky apes and dino-fish existed

They're all made up by (((paleontologists))).

pic related, I assume?

Why are you like this, user? What happened?

>captcha: protea euclid
wew

Crocodiles are ancient as fuck, TRex evolved from Crocs. These Kaprosuchus guys got the legs and started running around, then from that the forelimbs shrank and hind legs got thicc to support bipedal motion and bam- we got all the cool bipedal carnivores.
Kapro is nightmare fuel though, curious as to why they're not still around.

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you got rabbit proof fence

No, Sadly le Socialist man is still alive.

I took my kid to a dinosaur museum in Colorado and they had one of those giant turtles there, blew my mind. Also, I was talking to one of the archeologist dudes that was in the corner they are working on bones and what not and he told me there was something recently found that was three times bigger than any brontasaurus (I'm not sure what the actual name is but the long necked giant ones). the scale of something that big walking around is unimaginable for me.

Makes me wonder the sizes of insects and other small terrifying spiders would get up to.

user I think you're retarded.

Check again, it's like Weekend at Bernie's but don't let them fool you, he is done for.

jesus fucking christ mate

>tasmanian wolf
it's a tasmanian tiger, and fuck you they're still alive and not prehistoric.

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Imagine trying to fuck that thing

these guys didn't eat meat

Daily reminder that anything below 6'2" makes you literally invisible to the opposite sex

>inb4 n-nuh uh

kekk

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don't derail this thread you insecure fuck

>6'2
>tall
Haha, dude that's like how tall babies are.

Jaekeloptorous(sp?) Was fucking eight feet and loved in lakes and shit. Terrifying. Next time I fall while wake boarding ill be imagining this thing swimming around while I wait for the boat to circle back.

Why were prehistoric creatures so much bigger/spookier than creatures today? From velociraptor to chicken.

>n-nuh uh

Swarms of these suckers.

Im just a pleb but I've read that the atmosphere was more oxygen rich back then and in turn shit was way larger.

Bane?

Or maybe one of these

*blocks your path*

damn thats a big guy

for you

Literally any fossil from the Burgess Shale would be terrifying. Just, bigger.

Livyatan melvillei

Hatzegopteryx.
>size of warbird
>literally ate small dinosaurs
>giant fucking beak
>taller than a giraffe

ywn see a sauropod rampaging through a city like an angry elephant.

youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws

Giant sloths.

Alternate history Aztecs with giant war sloths.

>The Stomping land
Thanks for reminding me jerk

Did you know: The feeding habits of Therizinosaurus are still debated, but it was most almost certainly an herbivore, using its big physical claws to push leaves into its mouth.

sad but the elephant had it coming tbqh

That was a theropod tho, but a weird one that evolved to be a plant eater, maybe omnivore.

APED

that's pretty cool

Niggers

What do you think it feels like being raped by this thing

Back to Sup Forums, spergo.

reminder he's related to t-rex

Jesus, Earth used to be scary. And the crazy megafauna of the past is what happens when evolution goes unimpeded. The shit we're used to now is an aberration brought on by a meteor impact.

If we find proper life on another planet, it would probably be dinosaurs.

Lol

>mention of white people
>crickets
>mention of black people
>crickets
>mention of abbos
>abbo internet defense force rolls in