Tfw mom had me at 34

>tfw mom had me at 34
that explains my low iq and mental issues

t-thank you mom

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Don't blame her for your problems.
Stand up for yourself.

so those born from teenage mothers are the next rulers of the world?

That explains why I'm such an underachiever.
Wew, thank god I can blame my failures on other people.

If your IQ is low enough, you literally cannot function in society.

Guaranteed Chads

he knows 2 languages, and seems to grasp english well enough to function in society
he shouldn't be complaining

tfw your mother was 20 when she had you

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tons of

i know

Mother had me at 46.
I think i'm normal though.

>parents started their family later
>parents are 40+ years older than me
>never thought much about it growing up
>be 25, they're now pushing 70 and aging hard
>all my friends parents are 2-25years older than them and around 50, they are all buddy buddy

now I'm beginning to realize that I want to start a family young, but I'm too autistic to ever find a girl to marry me.

weird feel.

>>be 25, they're now pushing 70 and aging hard
same.
i was adopted by an older couple when i was a baby, and now i'm 22 and my dad is about to turn 76.
sucks to watch them get old when i'm still so young.

>parents are 2 years older than them
@_@

yeah I caught that after I hit post lol

Thank god he is not your real dad and only some old cuck, it would be really sad if he wasnt

Woah

Luckily my mom had me at 14 so I got to hang out with a relatively young hot girl during my teen years

you're 100% a chad now, aren't you?

Not really fair because that's an effect of dialect-continuum.

>on Sup Forums on a saturday night
>a chad

come on guy.

maybe he just got back from a late night out.

Most of them also speak at least two European languages, they've probably started picking up mandarin as well.

I hope you’ll take care of them

>can see declining intellect in children from oldest to youngest in my family

luckily based mum had me second when she was still young

that guy from the meme documentary isn't really representative

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intreclusechad

Ma mère m'a donné naissance quand elle avait plus que 40 ans, cesses de faire des excuses pour toutes tes problèmes. ou au moins trouves des excuses légitimes.

No, but a bunch of them speak two European languages + whatever tribal languages. The point is that knowing multiple languages is not really that impressive nor indicative of a high IQ.

Mom got twins at 40. Sister is a top model, i'm tall and girls like me.

The best eggs are always in the back of the clutch

Why do you keep trying to force French? We all it speak it, we're not impressed.

Barron Trump's mom and dad were 34 and 60, and he turned out tall and alpha

Thats a normal age you hick
No high middle-class woman has children before 30

>autism
gud lawd, m8s


I've read that this happens, but because the older ones end up leading the younger ones. It's no guarantee, though, as I've seen plenty of families where one of the youngest ones is the smartest and/or the oldest is the dumbest.

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