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What was your favorite quote?

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I liked the part where he got the repeating numbers

>What was your favorite quote?
"check those digits" -Patrick Batman

>I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there

U mean these?

I dont remember that part but maybe i will sometime

New card. What do you think?

>Hey PAUL
>CHECK EM!

Now lets see Sneed's Card

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Lets just get it out of the way
Check these digits

>And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Unironically the best quote.

Weak faggots all of you.

Now let a real man show you how it's done.

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dubs of truth

Yes well done user, well done user..HOWEVER

"I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen".
The delivery is what makes this one good, and all the other lines from this scene for that matter.

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I have to return some videotapes

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>27

I have time!

That i wont use

imp. very n

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Kys

>NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
kys

>"Jesus Al, you smell like shit!"
The way Bale delivered all of his lines were fucking golden.

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Guys.
I have a confession to make.

I invented Baneposting when I was 14, and Pestposting when I was 17.
I was also one of the first to force "kino" in threads. I also post on lenin.com even more than I do on Sup Forums.

This is 100% true. Please don't banepost or pestpost again. Please screencap this and post it if you ever see them again.

With those trips, I'll believe anything you say baby

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Nice

The actual opening line in the book is about 4 pages long, and goes into more depth of what his morning routine is.

The part where Patrick asks Paul to identify his repeating digits

Who's Ted Bundy?

Shut up Paul Allen.

>disrespecting quad god

wasted get. this is why no one likes you Paul

I don't believe it

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=VQ440xOiyho

this is unironically the best movie scene I've ever seen

Like these?

if I pull that off will you die?

This quote is the best way to get yourself out of an unwanted conversation.

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reviving the thread