I have some bad news and some worse news, which one do you want to hear first?

>I have some bad news and some worse news, which one do you want to hear first?
>The bad ones

>I have good news and I have bad news
>the good news is, I found your wife

>Okay, where is she?
>That's the bad news

>she's dead

>i thought you said you had bad news?

Bangladesh

>Doc: I have good news and bad news
>good news is jello is half off in the cafeteria

>or that's what I thought, until I found this audio tape
>listen closely

>the bad news is
>there is no good news

>give me the bad news
>AND your other news

>how do you know so much about news?
>my father was a journalist, he taught me everything before he died

>and the bad news?
>well, there is no bad news!

>alright now give me the good news
>that was the good news

>do you want to the bad news or the good news?

>give me the bad news

>well the bad news is ....

>and the good new?

>well... there is no good news

bravo, that really activated my almonds

Ive got some bad news for you friendo

kek

>I have some bad news and some good news
>what's the good news?
>we'll soon be getting out of here
>well that's swell, what's the bad news?
>we have to get through THOSE guys first

>I have good news and i have bad news
>and your other news

>I have good news and bad news
>what's the good news?
>there are no bad news

>I have good news and bad news
>What's the good news
>What news? There are no news