Homestuck

Was Jane a good character?

No really, but she had one of the best lands.

She would've been if Hussie bothered to write for her.

This. She had potential but she got shafted like everything else towards the end. She never got her chance.

No, fuck. She never even had potential.

These threads should be called /hssg/ - Homestuck Survivors Support Group

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Better than Roxy or Dirk.

We're gonna be waiting a couple months at least for the true ending aren't we?

Bait.

It could take far longer if the TV show turns out to be the mandatory New Game+.

Who?

>wake up and refresh the thread I was looking at last night
>see this
Thanks /hst/, you're always an inspiration

fuck off, traitor

Let's be positive for a change. Has Homestuck inspired you to do something creative, to make a fan work or something original? Tell us about it.

>Jokes are sign of being traitorous.
Fuck off, sperg.

Maybe she threw John, granting him the sweet release of death

>Let's be positive for a change. Has Homestuck inspired you to do something creative, to make a fan work or something original?
Yes, I have.
Nah, there's nothing that'd come from that.

FAT TITS

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Like all alpha kids she was spoiled

>Let's just turn these kids into whiny angst-monsters before doing anything else with them. That will totally connect the audience with them!
>And then I'll have them all be absolutely terrible friends to Jake who is in the process of having a huge breakdown
>After they hold him responsible for not living up to the pedestal they put him on
That entire quest bed scene put such a shit awful taste in my mouth towards Hussie's writing. There wasn't a single alpha-kid unsullied. Even Roxy was a shitty friend.

So of all the characters who make it into the new universe at the end of the story (lets include Aradia/Sollux/Vriska for fun), who is the most likely one to go rogue and turn on the rest?

Hey Kanayaposter, post Porrim for a change.

>Like all alpha kids she was spoiled
>Two grew up in the apocalypse.

john

I liked her, but she ended up getting lost in the shuffle.

Vriska. Easy.

so now that the credits prove rose is black will this reflect in fanart more

I only have images of Kanaya.

END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE

Okay. Do you have any unusual ships of her? Or AUs? Spice it up, man.

That's an odd way to interpret that. Spoiled quality wise user. Not like spoiled with stuff.

Unless you're joking and I autismo'd up.

She had the potential to be, but she wasn't

Ugh, I have some au Kanayas and some crack ships.

I've just been playing Overwatch user

Oh, my bad.

>rose leaves her wife and grubs to join a gang to beat up a pre-teen
what did hussie mean by this

All the beta kids just want to escape the credits.

sex with kanaya is that bad

>Karkat trying to be edgy
>holds a plastic gun and tries to rob a bank
>no one takes him seriously
>Dave and Jade beg him to come back home

so why did rose stay with kanaya for 5 years and marry her?

why would jade and dave want to leave their porch troll behind

Titanfall 2 is better

Clearly an eternity trapped inside four small boxes was more pleasant than life in the new world.

Is It Really Rose
Is It Really Better Than Being With Me And Our Grubs

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I AM GOING TO FLIP OVER ARADIA WHILE SHE SLEEPS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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cute

Is the most recent update the last one ever? I feel like it was a pretty shitty ending, and I actually liked the original ending

no thats just the credits. we still need the epilogue

Not only are you too retarded to read newsposts but you also have shit taste. Get out.

Is there evidence that the female slave Mindfang mentions in her journal was the Dolorosa?

UNNNHHHHH THICK

doc said it was her

>A link to a Snapchat account
I'm not gonna download Snapchat just for this shit

She's trying to be one. With John missing...

It just contains the first few images of the credits that were also put out on Snapchat before credits was uploaded

How so?

Isn't a 100 000 boondollars a shit sum of money?

More please

Pretty much, at least for the heroes. Dave was pulling in trillions, if memory serves. But it's a lot for consorts, I think.

she left her wife and kids to help a gang beat up a preteen

Not for consorts or carapacians

She was a fat character.

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FUCK I missed the big day

John doesn't even get to beat any villain himself
He never has his final battle
He just gets trapped in the juju and maybe comes Back to maybe just go in the black hole
John loses.


Also speaking of the black hole, if it's supposed to destroy Sburb or whatever, would that not also affect Universe C, which is the Cherub universe and is also affected by Sburb?

Dave was also manipulating the stock market via cheating

Wait so Roxy just fucks off to another kingdom with Callie and never sees John again except on birthdays? There wasn't even one token straight ship?

How long will it last? It's not like they're REALLY lesbians.

I read old TSO articles and made myself sad. Hussie's passion and humor are just gone.

some carapaces smuggle alcohol into the kingdom and everything falls apart

That poser program is a fucking mess to try and figure out

>not like they're REALLY lesbians.
What did he mean by this?

It's only a matter of time before a proper dick comes along and reminds them of their true nature.

Kanaya has never seen a penis. Once she does her female instincts and need to breed kick in.

All Space Players are instinctively cock-hungry sluts.

Think of a prolific Homestuck fan-artist or fanfiction writer. Somebody whose name would stick out in a list of names to you, and who you would immediately associate with the Homestuck fandom.

Got one? Good.

Go find out what they're doing now, and see if they were even aware of the Credits update.

The question is...who will be the one to break things off?

>implying they won't give their first guy a double blowjob followed by letting him fuck them both and mashing their vulva together to form a pressure-sensitive mass of pussy

both. they are both cheating with each other with john

Kanaya-poster i've heard of you from many Homestuck threads, and i have two questions.

1) Are you one person or are you just a random user carrying on the legacy of the Kanaya poster?
2) Why do you love Kanaya so much?

>Cheating on your spouse with a depressed hermit.
The perfect crime.

I haven't seen Xamag post in months but I'm sure she was aware of the credits and disappointed

every so often rose or kanaya will leave and go to john to get the dick. one night kanaya gets a craving and leaves not realizing rose is already gone. she gets to john's house and see's john fucking rose

where's the rest

What happened to John again?

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he's stuck at home

Does Hussie still make any money off of this? How dead is the fandom?

Nothing. At all.

Rose is a transgender man. It's canon now you can't take it back.

no
very

he gathers his friends to beat up a preteen and gets stuck in a house for millenia

no kanaya is the trans one. well so is rose. but kanaya is the trans guy.

xamag was credited in the credits

I wondered what you've heard of me, but ok, here are your two answers.
1) I'm just one (1) person, I doubt that anyone would like to carry my legacy.
2) I've already answered this before but I'll answer it again, I like Kanaya because I love her design, specially her hair, I find her dialogue is hilarious and I find her to be one of the only truly likable trolls who I’d actually want to hang out with in real life. And she's also my waifu.

that just means they did art in the comic overall

>fucked over by the universe
>dad dies
>no one cares about you anymore
>you'll dubiously be chained for life in a loveless relationship with a fat spiderbitch
>assuming she isn't DAOOTS
>Never got the d from Roxy.
>her gf's brother texts you on a regular basis to tell you to kill yourself
>you're immortal so you can't really do that.

Being John is suffering.

>And she's also my waifu.
Rose don't you have thousands of grubs to take care of

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>Never got the d from Roxy.
>got the d
>from roxy
>got the d
>roxy
>d
>roxy
huh?