If it werent for magic lucksax this fag would have had the iron throne.
He had the biggest army, the richest kingdom, all the wheat AND set a deal up with the North. He was winning yhe war of five kings easily without even HAVING to fight, just by parking his troops to keep the Lannisters parked in and starved out while Robb fucked them up.
Everyone gave him shit like he was the lamest of the 5 kings but he was super OP.
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Good thing he died. Fucking homo.
He had the Tyrell army. Season 7 established retroactively that they're shitty warriors.
Good analysis, but you used parking then like seven words later said parked, p. sure you could have used a different word there, seems a BIT repetitive
8/10 post please don't REPEAT WORDS NEXT TIME
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With Tyrell support all he had to do was wait for Robb and Tywin to fight (with him telling Robb some bullshit story about helping them fight Tywin, having one of them winning and destroying that army afterwards. If Robb did defeated tywin and got destroyed by Renly afterwards, he would have to make peace anyway to go North to fight theon) and hoping Stannis to conquer kings landing and then defeating him. Or defeat tyrion and stannis later, they were no might against him
He was OP. Which is why GRRM pulled some bullshit out of his ass to kill him.
omg who fucking cares
What's his tax policy though?
which is fucking dumb
if you're super fucking wealthy (the Tyrells) you have a strong army, to say 'oh, we were never good at fighting' is such retarded writing in the context of Westeros, or any society for that matter
Yet it was the Tyrell army that saved the Lannisters.
The French have always been rich but they suck at fighting too
What's magic lucksax?
The entire show is retarded at this point
It doesn't matter
He had the Starks to back him too. Not to mention the Stormlands and he would have had Randall Tarly
he was a faggot
He was way too fabulous and therefore had to die
>American Education
the french are pathetic at warfare
can only beat third world chimps
stuck up arseholes
Parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking, parking.
Or he could've just supported his older brother like he was supposed to, which would've ended the war before it even really began.
Cry more french fag.
Your most smart leader sucked russian balls.
>go to fight a guy
>he burns his house down and runs away
>haha you lose
okay
And as a result Russia ruined its only good land and fucked over its lower class which would help build up to the Revolution. Napoleon couldn't have predicted Russian's were actually fucking retarded.
>supporting a literal delusional man who believes in the magic power of flames
this show got stupid the moment that retarded shadow kicked in
400k dead vs 200k dead.
Total annihilation of the french army.
In 5 months.
Kek.
> which would help build up to the Revolution
1812 war, 1912 revolution.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
How can he be delusional for believing in magic powers that were actually proven to be real?
Remind me how he died again
>1812 war, 1912 revolution.
>Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Russia was constantly fucking over the Serfs over petty bullshit, also burning your capital and half the good country-side makes it real hard to modernize when you have to constantly rebuild shit.
20 good men
He was an idiot though. He knew how to make friends, but not how to lead an army. He could have retaken King's Landing faster than Stannis would have even reacted if he stopped messing around with tourneys and other such bullshit.
He was basically Robert without the battle knowledge and skill.
>tfw you realise Renly had his own royal guards
>tfw he officially named them Rainbow Guards
>always afraid of receiving this kind of message when repeating words
>finally see it happen to someone
Still doesn't make him delusional.
>burning your capital
It was shitty city anyway, everything made from wood.
Just helped to rebuild it.
>half the good country-side
It seems you do not understand how fucking big russia really is.
no u right, I just burned my daughter cause i have a tough exam tomorrow
>It seems you do not understand how fucking big russia really is.
Yeah Siberia is so fucking useful.
The french conquered Europe dumb britbong.
And BTFO by russians.
It actually is.
Snow farms are really helpful for feeding your people and army.
He didn't senpai ;)
>biggest army
Tyrell couldn't fight for shit
>Snow
You know. it is +30-35 in summer in Siberia.
Especially when the Tyrell army has been virtually untouched throughout the show. They're at full strength, while the Lannisters have been fighting almost non-stop for three years. They must outnumber the Lannisters at least 2 to 1, and they control most of the food supply of Westeros on top of that, especially since the Lannisters/Riverlands/Stormlands have been too busy fighting to harvest.
Logically, the entire continent should be bowing down to the Tyrells. Instead they get completely eliminated in two episodes by Cersei, Jaime, and maybe 1000 Lannister soldiers.
Russia is the world's second or third-largest food producer. Idk why people think it's some kind of frozen wasteland.
Not sure why this is so hard for you to undestand. He saw first hand that the magic of the lord of light is real. It IS canonically real in the GoT universe. Surely, he can make mistakes, be misinformed, believe in a priestess who doesn't know what she's doing etc, but that still does not make him delusional. Why would him believing one particular ritual might work be delusional of him when countless of other rituals have worked before, including bringing back the fucking dead?
Ever heard of quantity over quality. Wealthy people practice it all the time because seeking quality can be very expensive and can lead to you NOT being rich anymore
The French are historically some of the most successful fighters tho. This meme came from their losing streak last century.
Hell the frogs even managed to be a nuclear power
But the Lannisters are supposed to be the rich ones, or at least used to be. So even following your retarded logic you're wrong.
>last century.
>Napoleon
>Epic conqueror
>Lost horribly to russia
Ok.
End this meme, the French are historically one of the most successful fighting forces in history.
>managed to be a nuclear power
All thanks to germany.
Because a large part of Siberia is you mong. You can't even live in most of it
>You can't even live in most of it
Because it is too cold for you?
Oh poor french soldier, who knew it is cold in russian winter. Oh, btw, it is time to eat your dead horse.
Lost horribly to Russia after fucking the rest of Yurop up.
Nah its since the Franco Prussian war. And did weren't completely raped in WW1 either
Not to mention the fact that Napoleon is compared to the likes of Alaxander the Great anyway.
Percentage wise the French are very successful at war
fucking lol
that's one irrational fear i've always had too, i've modified entire 500+ worded posts just because i couldn't think of an adequate synonym for whatever term i repeated. and it's probably why i'm triggered by that HP copypasta, someone bothering to take note of how many times "stretching his legs" was repeated.
IT WAS STANNIS WHO DESERVED THE IRON THRONE! HE TOOK OVER DRAGONSTONE, HE HAD THE MIND TO BE A KING, HE WAS THE NEXT IN LINE NOT RENLY
Are you retarded? Did you even see who I was replying too? Only nomads live in northen siberia
>And did weren't completely raped in WW1 either
Well thanks to millions of russians who died supporting you.
But got nothing because germany sponsored lenin to make revolution and drop out from war.
>It IS canonically real in the GoT universe
Yes it is. The Lord of Light is the true God from what we have seen so how come Stannis still lost? Reminder he didn't die mid battle, he died AFTER the battle by 2 guys creeping up on him and getting stabbed
>? Only nomads live in northen siberia
en.wikipedia.org
-50 in winter.
City with 150k citizens.
He died in combat against real people unlike Renly who died to a literal shadow magic monster.
only when controlled by a senile old woman whose only talent was pretending she was good at political intrigue
He is obviously not fit to rule and has no claim. How the fuck did Sup Forums miss this when the show hammers these points on the audience pretty obviously?
He actually killed those guys while injured and limping, that's a huge feat
>french
>good at fighting
>biggest army
Who cares? The Reach's army sucks, they couldn't even defend their own kingdom with a full army when faced against an invading army that has been at war for years and suffered major losses.
That's the british
>Founded 1935
>City since 1953
>remember seasons 1–4 being good
>think back to shit like le shadow babby killing Renly, le exploding potions, le Tyrells saving the day at Blackwater, and whole armies following le mother of dragons at the drop of a hat just because
He had the Starks, what remained of the Riverlords, Randall Tarly, the Stormlands, all of whom were seasoned fighters by this point, the Northerners especially
sure it wasn't Britain single handedly preventing the allies from collapse for the four years that the US didn't mobilise.
Would Theon have become the regent in the North if Robb and Cately had died? Bran was far to young
Like how would that even have worked, he is technically their hostage kek
if the show made one thing straight that no body gives a fuck a bout claim
>fag got killed by pussy magic
Kek
kek
Bran probably would have become king, but he'd have some sort of advisor running it for him before he actually came of age.
lololollol
Whenever someone complains Renly would be too weak to rule Westeros, reminder that you're talking to a filthy ignorant showfag.
Renly is described as the ideal king for Westeros. He is Robert with none of his flaws.
Thats what I mean, would Theon be the North's Castillian or some shit? He was Robb's righthand man
It hurts every day, bros ;_;
It hurts even worse that I'll always be associated with the fujoshits just because I'm a Renlyfag
did you see the deleted scene where Loras mourns him
muh feels
It'd probably go to a major Northern Lord. Probably the Boltons. Theon just didn't have the proper standing.
book loras was best boy, he wasn't even the heir to the reach, he was a third son. And he took a vow of chastity after Renly died,
>"After the sun sets, what candle can compare"
Show loras just went back to gay shit after Renly dies.
It would have been the Manderlys, so if the last season is any indication of who gets Manderly storylines, Arya would somehow be his regent.
He's heavily hinted to be a poof though
>Fag
>Pukes at the sight of blood
Yeah, no. He was charismatic and made the right connections, but he was a huge pussy. If it was't the shadow he would have been gutted or shamed in some other battle.
>Pukes at the sight of blood
Show OC
Pretty much irrelevant for his reign though.
Rob would've probably just left once he killed the Lannisters. He never really cared about being king
>ooga booga muh freedom fries
kys Tyrone
The episode where he died actually made me stop watching Game of Thrones for a few months. Like for a show that flaunts that people die because they make mistakes. A man dying because he couldn't foresee his brother fucking a preistess to create some anime tier shadow monster to kill him is pretty silly.
Explosions made some sense at least.
user, almost everyone's lost to Russia.
> 1912 revolution
>all the wheat
...
Stannis would have won if not for magical fire and magical 20 good men
>turtles on island and uses half the world as hinterland
Gee, such an accomplishment