Brit/pol/ - Put aside the rhetoric edition

>Today's Papers 1/9/16
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Farage: The west needs a 'democratic renaissance' to put the people back in charge
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/01/farage-west-needs-democratic-renaissance-put-people-back-charge/

>Counter terror cops hunt foul-mouthed Jeremy Corbyn supporter who launched a vile tirade threatening to HANG moderate Labour MP Ruth Smeeth
thesun.co.uk/news/1712291/counter-terror-cops-hunt-foul-mouthed-jeremy-corbyn-supporter-who-launched-a-vile-tirade-threatening-to-hang-moderate-labour-mp-ruth-smeeth/

>Brexit Secretary David Davis says UK wants free access to EU single market
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-minister-david-davis-eu-referendum-single-market-free-access-article-50-negotiations-a7220191.html

>Brexit debate not over, Tony Blair says
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37248855

>Pound jumps as UK manufacturing activity rebounds
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37242804

>Junior doctors row: Hospitals prepare for week of strikes
bbc.co.uk/news/health-37241267

>British public overwhelmingly support banning the Islamic burqa by two to one
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/islam-muslim-veil-burka-ban-burkini-poll-uk-britain-france-a7218386.html

>Theresa May vows Brexit deal will limit migration whatever the impact on EU trade
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/theresa-may-vows-to-make-controls-on-eu-migrants-a-red-line-duri/

>'This isn't bloody funny': JK Rowling laments Corbyn's strong position
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/31/this-isnt-bloody-funny-jk-rowling-laments-corbyns-strong-position

>London will remain the top financial centre post-Brexit, says Deutsche Bank chief
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/31/london-will-remain-the-top-financial-centre-post-brexit-says-deu/

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haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1429114/Fury-as-Dalyell-attacks-Blairs-Jewish-cabal.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-labour-antisemitism-row-naz-shah-jeremy-corbyn-no-place-for-poison-a7012671.html
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house
youtu.be/B-k4q-mbqNk
youtube.com/watch?v=pOCTc9VgL_o
strawpoll.me/11131797
youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768853/Angry-shoppers-turn-yob-shouting-racist-insults.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768776/Fury-fear-Paris-Wealthy-residents-outraged-two-migrant-camps-built-elite-neighbourhood-3million-apartments-French-capital.html?ITO=1490
telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/engineering/11734494/UK-space-industry-punching-above-its-weight-in-the-global-market.html
bbc.co.uk/news/health-37241267
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FIRST FOR THE QUEEN, LONG MAY SHE RULE

I want to go back

INCLUDE A THREAD THEME YA CUNT

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17 overs gone England 87-4 chasing 248 against Pakistan in the ODI Stoke/Bairstow in to bat

England making a meal of it 2bh but should still win

I got you

youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU

She dies November this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=1sdM1k9GkOs

Seen the new Jahans video???

>British MP Charges ‘Jewish Cabal’ Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

>Fury as Dalyell attacks Blair's 'Jewish cabal'
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1429114/Fury-as-Dalyell-attacks-Blairs-Jewish-cabal.html

>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>Labour 'sent out search parties for immigrants', Lord (((Mandelson))) admits
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

>The programme's producer Martin (((Rosenbaum))) said: "What we show is there is an English backlash but also self-doubt about England's identity. Home Secretary Jack (((Straw))) is worried that nationalism will manifest itself in violence and wants a positive English identity created which will beat off the unpleasant side."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm

>Tony Blair says there is no place for 'poison' of antisemitism in Labour Party as row continues
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-labour-antisemitism-row-naz-shah-jeremy-corbyn-no-place-for-poison-a7012671.html

>Labour Friends of Israel in the House
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house

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W-what if you don't like my selection?

I can't handle that much pressure.

Really makes you think

These digits confirm she lives for the next 5 years

MOGG
ARE YOU THERE??!!

I really liked you in this clip!
youtu.be/B-k4q-mbqNk

Fucking Scots.

Nth for MASTER BREW

youtube.com/watch?v=pOCTc9VgL_o

>get out of bed
>trip over a Blairite
>go to make a cup of tea
>Blairites have used up all the milk
>doorbell rings
>'Good morning Sir, do you have time to talk about neoliberalism?'
>slam door
>get dressed
>tussle through crowd of Blairites to my car
>get caught in traffic due to Blairite-run council's poor town planning
>Blairite throws brick through my window for having a corbyn bumper sticker
>get out to shout at them and get trampled by a horde of Blairites running to burn down the town hall as a protest against Brexit
fucking blairites

Echo

NEW POLL LADS

strawpoll.me/11131797

What does Brit/pol/ think of the doctor strikes?

great, he doesnt lie (that often)

shame he is an incompetent useless waste of space with no leadership skills

>tfw have a selfie with Mogg from last year
>tfw don't want to post it bc face

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Bottoms up Nigel

wakey wakey sleepy jakey

in it for the money (again)

rate oc

3 of those 4 examples aren't true.

Lucky man.

noone wants a seven day NHS as far as i can see

Hunt isnt willing to pay for a seven day NHS, but he also isnt willing to do any kind of substantial healthcare reform

basically the whole situation is retarded, hunt is doing something that noone actually wants, and making a pigs ear of it in the process. i think the junior doctors are bulshitting when they say it is about patient safety (clearly it is about pay and conditions), but going on strike for pay and conditions is legitimate and if i were a doctor i would be on strike

>No one batted an eye

So this guy never paid attention to anything surrounding those events then?
Fucking Corbynites.

>Boris lied about what Brexit money would be spent on
No, he just didn't get into power. It'd be like blaming the Pope for ISIS.
>Farage lied about immigration
Of course. When defeated, smother your opponent to death with vague, un-source-able blanket statements.

Unions playing politics because no one voted labour again.

Pestilence has arrived in the USA.


intiate British Isolation protocols.


"Did you like that? USA… Ulcered Sphincter of Arse-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world’s biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again… Godlessness. It wasn’t the war they started. It wasn’t the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he’s not up there? You think he’s not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I’m a God-fearing Englishman and I’m goddamn proud of it!"

Off to the University of York in three weeks lads. Looking forward to it.
Any advice?

just give them whatever they want then it's done
its pretty easy

Increase the wages of all the doctors that don't strike.

Does anyone actually like Jeremy Hunt? he's a total buffoon

It is Labours darkest hour.
A part divided, at war with itself.
In these grim times the people cry out for a hero to rise.
Will they be saved by the man they once shunned?

You have to give him credit though. How his political career has survived all the BMA shite.

Anyone else here unironically read the Guardian?

David Miliband?

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their sports section is very good

day 4 of no wanks, not sure i can go on much longer lads

the butthurt after he got reappointed health sec was funny

apart from that no, hes a clown and almost certainly a corrupt one at that

You're not a racist are you goy? Accept multiculturalism or you might get chased by a mob of angry brown people and YOU'LL get arrested for it.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768853/Angry-shoppers-turn-yob-shouting-racist-insults.html

For laughs. To look at the comments section.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3768776/Fury-fear-Paris-Wealthy-residents-outraged-two-migrant-camps-built-elite-neighbourhood-3million-apartments-French-capital.html?ITO=1490

They should have done this to the posh parts of London for bantz.

>do drugs
>racemix with slavs
>vote Labour

Keep up the good work user, I'm doing no porn for the time being, and trying to limit the amount of fap, but I till myself that if I watch porn then I can't fap for the rest of the week, seems to work for me

>implying I imbibe wicked poisons (except alcohol)
>implying casual sex is racemixing
>implying I'd ever vote Labour
I'm going to uni not getting a sex change.

Starting to like are pete, thinking about getting abolition of britain.

Typical activist. Flood the Internet with misinformation to distract from the gaping holes in your own argument.

The big deal is that there is video evidence PROVING Corbyn lied. It also happened recently, that's why it's in the press

watch all his interviews online

they're exceptional, and probably better

Do it for her

I don't think so m8 given and .


People get sick at anytime.

Sure there are variations but I don't think it is unreasonable to ask the NHS to deliver the same level of service 24/7/365 based on need, then yes I'd like that for the money I pay.

RETEP SNEHCTIH

Why did May not fire him and replace him with somebody else to avoid bad press?

The heartiest of my keks good user, and a good day to you, with this attitude you should do fine, join Christian Union and find a wife is my advice to you still

Freddos will be 10p again if Ed comes to power and rhetoric will be put aside

Lads, lads...

What if...

What if we took the money from the EU and foreign aid...

And we spent it on a Militarised Space Colonisation programme?

Keep going, I'm on day 3 myself.

Going at least 6 days. Trying to limit max once a week.

I just want to make a success of it desu lad. And thanks.

Why? We're bankrupt and we have no liberties. Focus on the important things first.

Oh, and all government foreign aid should be abolished.

Lads, lads...

What if...

What if we took the money for the Eu and foreign aid..

And we spent it on getting rid of all the chavs?

>yfw the tories are planning to build a spaceport in cornwall

Like growing a beard, the first month or so is the worst part, then it gets much easier. I managed a no fap for about 8 months. 3 months in your sex drive goes into hibernation.

Oh and expect at least 1 wet dream a week

Same boat here lad, I am off on the 22nd, just planning of having a good time, working hard, and finding a nice qt Christian to wife

This is the answer! Let's work on too projects, populating other planets and genetically enhance soldiers to wage an eternal war on out enemies!!

FOR THE EMPEROR!!! Is

He's pretty good - except the autism over milk and drugs. Terrible at political predictions in general too.

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Im on day 3 and im feeling pretty good about myself, yeah I get boners every now and then but I dont have a burning desire to masturbate.

First step is realising you have a problem, amirite. Also, I find reading books in the evening is better than going on the internet. I know that if I go on Sup Forums at night, somebody will post a sexy mage and Ill play with myself.

So, for whom should i vote Sup Forums? Help me out, i dont know any of those guys.

It was right by Parliament he was such a friendly chap. Very noticeable with his stature and appearance. I "you too"'ed a bit and called a selfie archaic.

24th for me, and yeah I'm going for a first. Spoken to some of my flatmates in a facebook groupchat and they seem alright.

Leave the party, it's going down in flames.

You should go back

Just switch back to tories

>it's an user argues with his parents and spergs out episode

I want to cry again lads

Noice

British Space Trading Company When??

telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/engineering/11734494/UK-space-industry-punching-above-its-weight-in-the-global-market.html

Diane.

Come home lads. Nige has done his bit. As a former Tory he has brought his party back from the outside. Now we must influence it from the inside.

Ah shit mate, I was supposed to do that, I'm not really that big on social media, you reckon I can wing it till I meet them IRL, I'd properly make a better first impression desu

Why? I did 2 months and nothing happened other than driving me crazy. I'm a virgin so just let me have peace.

Anyone else still butthurt about ARM being sold to Japan? No other country would so easily sell a national industry asset like that.

It'll be fine I reckon, the main thing it's for is working out who's going to bring an iron and stuff like that.

>>>Junior doctors row: Hospitals prepare for week of strikes
>bbc.co.uk/news/health-37241267
Bastards just care about wages.
Only thing they are moaning about, really, is Hunt trying to reduce the amount of overtime/unsocial hours they do.

Not really. We should create more ARMs to sell to foreigners.

This.

The goal now lads is to shift the centre of British politics to the Right as a whole.

The Right needs to be as unified as possible.

It's both unreasonable and unnecessary to have a consistent level of service. We need them to be able to deal with emergencies at any time, but most medical problems aren't emergencies.

A better case would be to get more use out of expensive equipment. Things like MRI scanners cost a lot of money even when they aren't being used, and don't need time off. But that still only makes sense if it makes savings overall.

Has there ever been a better MP than Moggy?

I was just going to bring my own pots and pans and that, and if there was anything missing we could organise getting it then, I reckon it'll all be fine, I dead looking forward to it, just over 3 weeks till I move out from my parents house

Britpol wanks over (((free markets))), goy

Shit me too, I don't know if I should say anything more in case I actually end up meeting someone off Sup Forums in real life…

This right here, I hope for a labour party spilt, Torries would win for the next 15 years

WHEN IS CORBYN VS SMITH ON?

Lads, reccomend me a book.

I've got one free Audible credit to spend and I want to listen to something /Brit/ related

>don't think it is unreasonable to ask the NHS to deliver the same level of service 24/7/365 based on need, then yes I'd like that for the money I pay.

Lol the NHS barely even provides the service it currently provides for the amount that you pay

What you are saying in effect is that you want vastly more service provision for no extra cost

It just doesnt work like that m8, the moneys gotta come from somewhere

You need a codeword to communicate with each other

How about "morality"