Erm, well... there's good news and bad news. The bad news is... that Bane will be crashing this plane...

>Erm, well... there's good news and bad news. The bad news is... that Bane will be crashing this plane, and some of you will lose your lives. Yeah, yeah. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Bane's plane, if you wanna stay alive. Yeah, yeah, I know. Gutting. On a more positive note, the good news is: I'm in charge here...... so... every cloud. You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you?

i doubt there's much crossover between baneposters and fans of the office. a daring synthesis indeed; i will be monitoring this thread to see how it fares.

>I crashed his plane. CRASH. THEIR. PLANE.

>that episode of the american office where he tells those kids he can't pay for their college tuition

one of the most painful things i've ever seen

There was a thread like this weeks ago, it was quite long and one of the best threads I've ever seen on here.

well that was terrible

>I prefer a tangerine

You're a big guy true to aka for you

kek

AND I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT NEITHER

>Big Guy came down to answer some things
>The world gathered round, from paupers to kings
>I'll answer your questions, I'll answer them true
>I show you the way, you know what to do

>What is plan and what is flight?
>Big or small, black or white
>Big Guy, he answered, I'm crashing this plane
>I've taken the mask, you can call me Bane

No survivors. So...

>you don't see masks like that much nowadays

metaphor innit

>you can still find 'em

...

>he's the big guy who changes the flight plaaaaaaaaaaaaan

>You know Dr Pavel's not really dead don't you? Yeah it's in a book. What they did was they faked his death in a plane crash so he could work undercover for Bane building a nuclear bomb.

>under 'weaknesses' you put 'mask'

>Pretty guy on the hood of an aeroplane, yeah
>He's broken down on Flightplan 9
>I take a look, I get his engine started
>And leave him crashing and I roll on by
>Bye, bye!

>That's a mask
Whatever, get over it.
>How long have you had that?
Tooooo long, babyyyy
>It looks painful!
It really stings.

>If I pull that off will you die?
>What are the options?

>kek

...

>Same as before: not painful, slight pain, very much pain, extremely painful

Don't crash my plane

>The fire's already rising, Bane.

>Yeah, well put it out.

Ooo you're big

>When you were working here would you just let Dr Pavel bring in friends making chit chat, distracting CIA from his work?
>Yes, if it was good for rising the fire

>Don't crash my plane. Please.
>... look, CIA...
>I don't - I've changed my mind, I don't want the master plan, I don't want that. I haven't filed any flight plans, so...
>... well, CIA, unfortunately it's not really up to you
>No? Ok then, alright then. Well I'm asking, ok? Please don't crash my plane.
>...
>You can... you can talk to someone Bane...
>... the fire's already rising
>Yeah well put it out

>...and the Banemonster
>Oh, bloody hell, what's the weather like up there?
>Ah, I've heard that one before.
>Parents put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?
>That's an old one.
>"Let's grow ourselves a big bulky masked freak of a son-"
>Alright, calm down CIA, there's no need to get offensive.
>No, no...I was just enjoying the...
>I didn't call you "Belt Loops" as soon as I saw you, did I?
>No, I was joining in with the-
>That's - do't have a go at the mask, because that is a breathing difficulty that I've had from the age of 5...so that's why no one cared who I was...so don't just...I didn't call you Plane Man or Flight Plan Man
>Yeah, but I don't go around calling myself the Mastetta Man
>Well I don't either. I call myself the Banemonster.
>I'm not gonna call you the Banemonster
>Well, that's my name-
>No it's not. What's your real name?
>...Bane.
>It's a good name.
>Is it?

>you know the phrase 'softly slowly crashee planee?' Well, I could crash a plane. Soldiers. Abseiling down from another plane. That'll crash a plane. Or a helicopter. Different flights, different plans.