Feeding on popcorn at the theatre

>feeding on popcorn at the theatre
>a quarter of the bucket is full of popcorn seeds that didn't pop
Thisneeds to stop.

>Bite into popcorn
>The inside is half seed

>thisneeds
>sneeds

what did OP mean by this?

I actually prefer to slowly deconstruct the seeds in my mouth and break it up into smaller and smaller pieces, last much longer that way. nothing beats half popped seeds too

@87366140
kill yourself

>a quarter
Never happened.

am I the only one who actually likes the ones that didn't pop? They're so much fun to chew on

Obviously it shouldn't be too many. A quarter is definitely way too much but I love me some good 5 to 10 percent

THEYRE FUCKING KERNELS

>sneeds
That's what you get from going to Rick's Flicks and Bricks

>pick my nose
>wipe the snot on the back of some guys seat

Enjoy getting food poisoning from your raw popcorn

>stuff face with popcorn
>get tired of it after a while because they serve you in buckets
>put down bucket of popcorn
>enough with the salt, im done with it
>*sips soda*
>10 seconds later
>i feel like more popcorn again

Thats how they get ya. The popcorn industry must be destroyed

I actually like this and you would too if you were high T.

sounds like something this guy would complain about

>put bucket on the floor
>forget its there after a few minutes and accidentally kick it over

I like to feed them to my pet falcon

>eating popcorn
>ever
lmao

Just bring cookies you retard. Popcorn are for retards. Have you ever seen a smart person eat popcorns?

uhh
exactly what are you Amerifat degenerates putting in your goddamn corn?

no

...

corn syrup like everthing else

I actually prefer to slowly deconstruct the film I'm watching. I do this loudly in front of the rest of the theater, makes the experience more enjoyable.

What genius goes to a theater that keeps the lights on?

>buying jewcorn at the cinema

Theres a guy who does this at my theater. So I go with a notepad each time and copy what he says. Then I come to Sup Forums and post what he says so I seem smart.

>not smuggling in your own corn plants and drying the kernels in the theatre heat before third act

Hot dog is the only correct choice. And it isnt noisy.

sure you do
I bet you just stole that from a guy in a theater

I do this too, but I think it hurts my stomach.

>half my drink is ice
>turns into undrinkable sweet water by the halfway point
>pour that shit under my seat to voice my unsatisfactory experience

>enough with the salt
Salty popcorn? In what 3rd world shithole do they serve salty popcorn? Who even wants to eat that?

popcorn seeds (formerly buds)