"Why was your registered gun/car at the crime scene?"

>"Why was your registered gun/car at the crime scene?"
>"Oh I dunno officer I lost it and was just about to report it missing"

>Why'd you run?
>'Cuz you was chasin' me!

>how come every time something goes wrong in this town, I find you?

>"Where did you get the injuries from?"
>tennis

AaAAaaaAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Antagonist and their lover.

>well well well look who decided to show up

>I've got the D.A on my ass

>Are you getting a trace on this call yet?
>Yeah, it's coming from inside the building

>how'd you know he did it?
>lazy writing

>cut the red wire
>no the blue wire
>eenie meenie miney mo

>Don't make this any harder than it already is

>hey you got a smoke
>nah I quit

>those things will kill you, you know

>forget it man, this guy's alibi has been double-checked and confirmed. He's off the hook
>you would think so, EXCEPT

>you just don't get it, do you?

>and you're other badge

kek

>registered gun

>when I put my arse on the line, you can't just stick two fingers up

>i need a smoke
>i thought you quit?
>i did

>... and your other cigarette

>character pulls out a lighter
>it's a zippo
>click shhh click
>lights cigarette in .2 seconds

niggers are dumb and fall for such tricks

>halfway through the movie
>Detective realizes stakes are getting too damm high, takes out reglamentary gun
>... Okay but if we're doin' this, i'll need more firepower

>In your OTHER English, please

>character about to pull off a big heist is wearing a funny or ironic mask

>Guy in bank asks "If I take off that mask would you die"
For fucks sakes Nolan

>You've got about 10 seconds to explain why you blew up that warehouse!
>I was doing my job and catching the bad guy.

dumb frogposters

>How did you know which wire to cut?
>I didn't

>straight to the point, I like that

>"There's no time to explain!"
>Can be explained in one sentence.

>How did you know which one of us was real?
>yea

dumb dumbposter

check'd and kek'd

Nice

>Scientist starts explaining eighth grade level science concept
>IN ENGLISH DOC!

>"You got balls showing your face around here"

>where'd you learn to get those balls in your face like that?
>I was raped by 4 basketball americans

>character in question experiences a traumatic event
Cue to

>drop the gun!
>"I don't have a gun"
>I SAID DROP THE GUN!
>pulls out gun from hidden location and puts it on the floor

>"Is there a problem officer?"

>Officers securing a gruesome crime scene
>"I think I'm going to be sick!"

>No one has ever X and lived to tell the tale
>"then how do you know about it?"

nice

>Officers securing a gruesome crime scene
>The rookie cop gets sick
>All the other cops laugh at him

>and the other ones
>takes several more guns out of several more places
>disapproving look
>pulls one last gun out

>"you're shot!"
>"ahh it's nothing, didn't hit any vital organs"
>he's fucking ok after a few bandages and stitches

>Rookie cop paired with veteran cop
>"Forget everything you learned at the academy, kid"