Homestuck

At least they give use to their Snapchat account.
Now, it os a cute to see kanaya and Rose dressing as eachothers ancestors.
What do you think will be uploaded next?

>Now, it os a cute

lmao

>the lesbians went as each other's moms
Why?!

nice costume john

>Rose What Is That Giant Bulge On His Crotch And Why Dont You Have One

we need momnaya/dolorose porn immediately

>Look at these cute Lesbians! They love each other so much they dress as each other's ancestors! Isn't that cute?

And as insipid as the entirety of all Rosemary.

yes John, you are related to that

Here's some of their descendants all dressed up.

>some little squirt dresses as the monster that murdered your guardian and/or species in cold blood

>Trick or Treat, Mister Egbert! This year, I dressed up as the guy who murdered your father!

Oops, murdermind.

THEY ARE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING STRUGGLES THEIR ANCESTORS DIED FOR

FEFERI DID NOT DIE FOR TROLL FACE

Hussie a shit

What will the obligatory davekat costume be?

>humans dressing up as trolls
LITERALLY the same as culture costumes

Is it just me or is the Consort Kingdom the least equal among the four?

Remember, the consorts are sapient and have villages and economies, they just like to make noises. They can talk.

That troll's eyes are yellow so they're not part of the costume, but does that mean the kid has freakishly huge eyes?

Do you think any of the imps that were basically just chilling by the time Act 5 rolled around ended up in the Consort Kingdom?

Yeah, she died for nothing by pretty much running into a beam.

If game enemies don't just evaporate or something, yeah, that would make a lot of sense.

It's not shown but Jade "My gramps dressed like a colonialist" Harley led a fullscale genocide on the imps during her three years. Many exiles and consorts died fighting to rid the planets of degenerate sub-chess people

Where did the racist Jade meme come from? Is there a page where she says she hates Dersites or something?

I believe she left Derse behind at one point.

>Dressing up as dead loved ones.

I get that this was supposed to show how in lesbians they are, but honestly it seems kind of creepy.

Maybe they could've dressed up as things the other shows interest in? Kanaya as a wizard and Rose as... a mother grub?

Right, but that doesn't mean they are necessarily as smart as Joe Mundane or even have very human-like minds.

Remember Jaspersprite. He could talk but he didn't speak like a human person, not even like a child. The way he spoke suggested he thought differently from us. (Which is pretty cool, actually. A lot of science fiction and fantasy fails at this.)

Rose and Kanaya being creepy. Unprecedented. Very OOC.

isn't it racist to meet an Alien and assume they're more like white people than black people?

If I remember correctly Karkat says something about how Jade is a racist for hating trolls in a pesterlog

Which thread is the alpha, this or ?

I have no idea.

Problem Sleuth was better than Homestuck, in my opinion.

When she went God-tier and shrunk down all those planets to take to the new session, she left Derse behind.

whoever is in charge of these updates is clearly an idiot so I'm not surprised nothing makes sense

remember when we thought we were getting Hussie's art?

This is about the updates. That's more general I think.

Why would we ever get Hussie art?
He's not the author anymore, he's the auteur.

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Why do I keep coming back? Just to suffer? I haven't read the comic since early 2014. So why do I still care?

Is this real

I can't even tell who SB and HJ are

Wasn't it ambiguous which one is HJ and which one is SB? Or did that change?
Anyway if you mean the characters wearing the costumes, they're wearing sunglasses dude.

I think it's less that he's X dressing up as Y than the fact of what Geromy is to begin with.

goatee is sweet bro (even though he looks more hella) and blue is hella jeff (even though he looks more sweet)

First off, why is this problematic and not dressing up as LITERAL demons and villians responsible not just for the death of your friends, but for the death of entire civilizations? Not just that, but dressing up as a Fuchsia queen who has significant cultural roots and baggage as a figure. That's LITERALLY like a 14 year old white teenager dressing up like Hitler or as a slave driver and going xDdd so spooky.

Also, why is it problematic? Why isn't Karkat allowed to dress up as a human? Is it because he's not black? Does this imply that Dave and Dirk allowed to dress up as white characters? Are THEY white?

Also you HAD to know Karkat was dressing as Geromy. You don't do a fucking group costume without knowing who is going as what.

I bet Dave told Karkat to dress up as Geromy too. Just so he can look morally superior to him in a snapchat.

Is it problematic because of the cultural roots behind donald glover (and thus Geromy) as a Martyr figure on Dirk's Earth?


fuck this snap

I guess if it really comes down to it, they could say Dave was being ""ironic""

triggered

i mean he probably is, if he actually had a problem with karkat dressing as geromy he wouldve told him not to

TT: Dave you told me there would be a smoking hot gay orgy.
TT: Either take off your pants or I'm fucking out.
TT: Do you think I actually want to fucking be here?
TT: Jake has his sweet blue ass out for everybody to see and I'm stuck here in the dry weenie club.
TT: Man fuck this, I am leaving.

>what Geromy is to begin with.
the new friend?

>second thread
jesus christ do you want us to get banned forever

man i want to do some shitty sjahb costumes. just stuff morph suits and print out faces. although wearing clothing all the same color including shoes would be neat.

who plays magic here? i made this for the new four color bro hug deck and tg apparently never read the greatest gamer comic ever.

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the deal was he poses for a bunch of shitty pictures and hands out autographs and dave lends him karkat for a day

How many pictures are there going to be? Is there any place were they are uploaded?

Link to the first thread?

after 5000 years dressing up as hitler for halloween doesn't seem so bad anymore

Kind of, yes.

homestucksnaps.tumblr.com archives them from snapchat if you don't have a phone or don't care about this gen z shit

Cute!

it's been what, 5000 years? im sure its probably okay by now

They should actually sell a Lord English Halloween costume

it's the best design Hussie's ever created or ever will create

here you go

Do the trolls even know what black people were?
If all of humanity but you died, and you were hanging out with aliens, would you tell them about the other races that existed?

They had troll Will Smith, their culture was analogous to ours, so I assume they know enough about blapck to get by with a bunch of racist Crockley Engliberts.

To fuck each other moms

Put I'll bring back to life to skull fuck her

you mean, to fuck their own moms

old hussie lives

Mommy issues were like Rose's MO

dont some people dress as hitler/napoleon/columnus for halloween?

>no dressing as one of the odd gentlemen
>2016
>not dressing as nuhuss
>2017

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> not wanting to see Kanaya fuck roxy or Rose fucking Kanaya' mom

Rose's own mom is literally available for fucking though

So in the end did Breath have anything to do with freedom? Did John ever make a free choice in his life?

No. The second John gain some freedom he ended up becoming a slave to his crippling depression. Now he doesn't even leave his house. He's more trapped than ever.

He choose not to shit on his desk when we/hussie/caliborn said otherwise

how do Gamzee and Caliborn contact Earth C?

I know Skaia powers devices with internet access for the sake of the players, but how does it work for those nincompoops

They've got the big radio tower with access to everything, I guess?

Very carefully is how

true I forgot about that

and plus I'm one of the few people in a first world country using a non-smartphone so I really don't know how snapchat works

do you have to be friends or whatever to send eachother shit

if so why the fuggy would anyone accept snaps from DUDE WEED clown and the Eternal Gentleman

Can you still catch a ban for this?

i don't know exactly but i believe snapchat is used mainly for people whose numbers you have added into your phone, like friends and colleagues. it works off your contact list and is like a "hidden" texting service, where you can send a pic and words but it vanishes after an amount of time that you specify. so you can more easily send nudes and not get caught or embarassed.

>it literally took until the post-credits for Gamzee to do anything but smile and stare vacantly
>even then it was just to send a snapchat

jesus christ andrew

with his old quirk for some reason!

don't forget that gamzee is in charge of filling all of the plotholes that vriska didn't fill already

oh hey i didnt even notice that

>Caliborn peer pressuring Gamzee into getting high again
>Caliborn possibly getting high if it works with cherub DNA

wew lad

We see in the credits that Caliborn sent John a friend request and he accepted, might have done it for jake

No. In fact, the whole point was that for John, freedom is an illusion. He can go anywhere and anytime in all of Paradox Space, and do anything with zero repercussions, and he spends all day NEETing it up at home.

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>Lord English, Bec Noir and the Condesce are all part of the mythology 5000 years later on this planet
That's kind of cool. Stop getting me excited about lore, you fucking hack.

You're giving Hussie way too much credit.

http:/youtu.be/FZCF_3jBuyQ
sports

you're overthinking it

Gamzee & Caliborn are in Caliborn's session, so Skaia's giving them the link. and like somene else said, big fuckoff radio tower with all the screens that the Lord of Time can use to view other times until he's used to his own abilities.

Gamzee dressing up as his adopted son for hallowee though, that's kinda fucked up.

breath does nothing with freedom, he same way 'where the wind blows' is just a matter of meteorology. without enough external forces, the winds goes nowhere.

his mission statement was always that he was writing an elaborate and convoluted creation myth

deepest