Champions #2

Ladies and gentlemen. It's time to FACE THE FACTS. They sold you the seat, but you'll only be needing the edge because Scanbro is here. Yes, that Scanbro. When Scanbro goes shopping the items check him out. Scanbro once looked at Medusa, and she turned to stone. And when Scanbro takes a day off, it stays off. But Scanbro hasn't taken a day off today, he's here, and he's near the scanner so I'll stop talking and let the master do his thing. Scanbro!

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It's a Hallowern Miracle!!!!!!

Thank you, Scanbro

>Viv's hand
Viv is cute!
C U T E

Praise Scanbro.
It's a Halloween miracle.

We don't deserve you Scanbro. Why are you so good to us?

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Nova and Tykeclops kiss and make up.

Happy reading.

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Stay Woke!!!!

This is an ilegal storytime guys, you know that right ?

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this book is bad

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>Mark Waid
>Humberto Ramos
Marvel didn't want it to succeed.

They can't be lacking self-awareness this badly, r-right?

Scanbro does not obey laws. He is the law.

Judge user will like to have a word with you

All storytimes are quasi-legal at best. Now STFU narc.

Why is Waid writing Chulk like a jock? He's a showoff and a bit smug but he's not an ass.

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>let's randomly go into the woods to bond and talk about our powers!
Okay, I guess? You probably should try to get a base of operations first. Like a T tower or something.

Fuck off CNN

What is a judge to a god?

Eh, Cho isnt a jock.

I can guarantee you they meant for this to be a flagship slam dunk.

>Legal storytimes
Kek

CUTE
U
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>Cute team is best team

I never finished Vision, but I don't remember Viv being so robotic. Did that happen at the end or somehing?

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Scanbro spoil Death of X #3 and Avengers #1 for me, I will be eternally grateful

she forgot to add, please don't destroy a continental plate when you land

>8th
>they're really adding Moon Girl now

I didn't notice anything worth spoiling when I quickly flipped through them. Not saying there isn't anything noteworthy - I just didn't notice.

>Gratuitos Kanye reference
Get it? He's black.

Also, why does Chulk gets drawn with chaps around his mouth that makes him look like a mummy?

Why is Cho acting like a douche Chad?

quality

MARVEL SEAL OF QUALITY

With Reed and Tony dead, that makes Amadeus the fift or the fourth smartest person, Doom, BP and Beast are still alive

The bendis effect

Because Waid decided that's his character.

Can't wait until someone will be revealed to be a lefty, or someone will "have no patience to read books".

what exactly is spider-kid shielding his eyes from? the oh-so-blinding glare of *moonlight*?

You will fucking like her dammit! You will fucking like her and the rest of the Inhumans!

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Why isn't Cyclops on that thing?

HI new guy.

>Spider Kid
You mean Kid Arachnid.

Subtle password

Because SCOTT SUMMERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

* Storm and Beast

how do you do fellow kids

Why not four Captain Americas. Five Captain Americas! MORE IS MORE!

>nobody gets my wrestling references

>cell phones

No those tweens can relate!
Is nova playing angry birds?

>evenanandroidcancry
Lel

Why this team? They are...runaways? I dont get it

3.99 for the issue, and you better BELIEVE that you get a reprinted panel gag.
That steadfast Marvel quality.

OH THOSE TEENAGERS AND THEIR WI-FI AND THEIR CELLPHONES, AMIRITE? #WOKE

Tyke the creeper

Holy fuck, you #woke me up.

this shit is awful

FUCK YEAH SCANBRO

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Inside ?

>I'm a computer, I'm a computery guy. Count to a 50 in the blink of my eye

So random merry adventures in other worlds punching bad guys...
Why did they need to form their own team again?

Selling Champions for 3.99 is illegal.

Number of variants certainly confirms it.

>evenanandro1dcancry

Didn't sh end Vision with a positive outlook on life despite the shit it handed her?

Again? The first issue was bad enought but AGAIN!

The Cyclops watches patiently from the cover of the forest, waiting to pounce on his prey.

>Kids like to make fun of movie tropes r-right

What next, is Miles going to say he won't be the first to die?

You mean Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino the Brown Recluse

>Kamala's face on the last panel
>Nova so fucking retarded cannot even say Einstein as a throwaway answer

@87371483
Fuck off retard

I admit that the context allow the use of beat panels, but two would have been enough, four is just lazy

>You should be A Captain America

Modern Marvel in a nutshell

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THIS IS ILLEGAL YOU KNOW!
MY CAKES WILL BURN!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KAMALA? Why is she bossing people around and giving moralizing speeches? Why is she bringing feminism into it for no reason? WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?

She acknowledged that she wasn't "normal" and was going to stop trying to be so

Waid seems to have interpreted that as "she's just a robot, lol"

Cucked by tyke, stryke 1

YOU GET TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA! YOU GET TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA! YOU ALL GET TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA!

>punching down
loving every laugh

This is just terrible. The writing and dialogue make me want to vomit.

C tower. Champions, Unite! CUnt, for short.

It's funny. And it makes her stand out, even if it does so in exactly the way she doesn't want to by her own admission.

TRIGGERED

Are you fucking kidding me, Waid.........................................................

Like, really?

IS SHE GOING TO DO A FUCKING SPEECH EVERY FUCKING ISSUE? FUCK I HATE THIS.

>microaggression
QUALITY
god this is such shit

Oh fuck off, I'm done.

oh my fucking god

>Sam: Shit I should have asked if she was a virgin.

Viv will be surrogate for autistic member of the team a la X-23, Cassandra Cain or Raven, right? God forbid some robots go online with personality chips installed.

>What's your password?
>EVENANANDRO1DCANCRY
Fuck. Waid made me laugh.

And this right here is why no-one's brain should be plugged into tumblr 24/7.

>microagresion
Hello there fellow students from the university of Toronto

>funny
To each their own, I guess. It's also completely alien to her established character, so there's that...

He, Scanbro, this is absolutely misdirected, nothing personal, you are a great guy.

But fuck you. You made it possible for me to read this.