Tfw directly in the center of Hurricane Hermine's path

>tfw directly in the center of Hurricane Hermine's path

I'm scared Sup Forums

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Pray to Kek.

I'm in Gainesville. Classes got canceled tomorrow so I've begun to drink.

Go gators

>classes on Friday

this is why you're at UF instead of FSU

Kek has called up to his hall of NEETs in the sky.

Embrace the end and praise Him.

Looks like it'll be almost nothing when it gets to where I am. (Hampton Roads)

Hopefully.

>not stacking all of your classes on Wednesday
>not having a 6 day weekend

This is why you're at FSU instead of FGCU

me too homie. Thank god too, I'm already running behind.

its just benis :DD

BENIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Honestly didn't even know a Hurricane was passing through, I just thought it was some normal summer rain

So is a third of the US population.

Nigger, its a category 1. It's fucking nothing.

Why are you such a coward? This happens nearly every year, sometimes several times a year.

>tfw Tallahassee
This city can't handle a major storm. We'll be knocked out for days.

tampa here
they canceled all of the schools

I'm really glad that Tallahassee is going to get fucked. Feels good. Nothing personal, OP.

mah nigga

Hermine pls no kill

This will be like a Katrina 2.0 event.

RIP Florida.

PS: Kek was here.

Oh fuck yes, when is this hitting Maryland. Just end my existance

Why does it matter it's not even a hurricane and won't do shit

>Category 1
You'll be fine you fucking pussy, unless you live right at the beach you have nothing to worry about.

finally a happening

This, lived in the heart of downtown Tally for a year and a half. Cut my lease short and paid a huge fee just to get out of there.

FUCK Tallahassee let it burn.

Hurricanes weaken so much once they hit land, there's never a need to worry unless you live on the coast and the hurricane is heading right at you. Even 30 miles inland and you'll be completely fine.

>70mph
>slowing down to 50mph

pfffrt we get those kinds of winds here too sometimes, might cause some damage but you won't die

Has the NG put out the cases of empty sand bags? I can't find any.

>Cat 1 Hurricane

Yeah, unless you live on the jersey shore you are fine

>supposed to hit NYC
huh

It's just rain at that point

>tfw Orlando

Fucking leave, stupid.
We didn't have these predictive systems in the past, you know almost exactly where it is going to hit.
Pack up your shit and gtfo.
Dumbasses.

This, yesterday the hurricane that was supposed to hit me just dissapered as soon as it hit land

Who the fuck named it 'Hurricane Hermione?"

It's a weak storm. You'll be fine.

t. Floridaman

I am also in Gainesville, but not a student. I did miss out on like 12 hours of work today because of Hermine, which is cool cause fuck work but also sucks because 12 hours of pay.

get comfy

I live in rural north Georgia. It's going to be comfy

...

I'm in NYC

How fucked am I?

You're not even going to get strong winds.

Protip for all the non-Floridians: hurricanes don't last that long over land. They have to stay over water to maintain their strength.

Chances are this thing won't even make it to North Carolina. It'll be less than a depression by the time it gets past Georgia.

That's what you get for wasting your life being a retarded Internet nazi

>Boys of old Florida start playing

RIP user

nice catch poland

penis on penis = fucking gay

you only really need to start worrying about Hurricanes when they're a level 4, maybe 3 if you're not a place that usually gets such storms
either way this is nothing, basically just a storm that'll be all day
put up shutters if you like, but don't freak out

Roll Tide

thanks liberia :DDDD

Me too, friendo.

>tfw right at the end
Poseiden please cleanse me

>tfw there's no storms here
Looks fun désû.

Will New Jersey be hit

RIP Florida
This is for the best. You've got to go.
You've just been way too many problems for us.

if this thing cuts and stays on land it'll dissipate quickly

This hurricane is fucking nothing.

Went through hurricane andrew. cat 5.

I work for a company that repairs electrical infrastructure.
Today we had a meeting about this focusing on mobilizing techs, vehicles & parts in the US South East. Nobody can call this storm.
We know it's going to make landfall between 3 - 5AM tomorrow but we don't know if it's going to be Katrina or a non event.

I'm not saying don't worry, don't prepare but, it's not scheduled to be an absolute 'event'.

>tfw in New Smyrna Beach
>kind of need to mow my lawn
>it's raining just enough to be annoying

Fuck you, Hermine!

yeah

It's weak as fuck, why are you scared you pussy? are you like 15 or some shit?

>tampa here
>they canceled all of the schools
obama is on another golf vacation.
with a pack of his "buddies".

>tfw Cape Coral
>Just been a bleak rainy shitty day

So am I safe? Did this shit pass?

Jesus christ east coasters are pussies, its rain faggots, chill

>All these UF fags

Best university in the SEC coming through.

You might be interested to know that last night a possible Russian calling himself High Level Insider claimed that the Regime is looking at massive deliberate flooding as a crisis-opportunity.
Flooding ruins everything instantly, but not permanently.
And now a lot of rain is headed up the Eastern Seaboard to WDC.

This is literally NOTHING.

I rode through both Ivan head-on in Pensacola and Dennis, Opal, Erin, and others.

You are having jack shit.

FAMU here

how fucked am I?

It barely touches Florida at all.

I'd be more scared of all the impending chimpouts once the power goes out.

I surfed Floyd you pussies, this isn't even a hurricane. They said it made it to 75mph for press and gibsmedats

DELETE THIS.

>37 wins vs 10
>22 year winning streak

You're literally just a warm up team for us.

If a happening actually did happen these little bitches would be fucked

Sick burn. UF BTFO

I'm in Jax too.

Wanna smoke up bruh?

Well shit, my part of PA might actually get it.

We haven't had a Hurricane since Sandy.

GET FUCKING HYPED!!!!!!

fpbp

Where's your firearm? This is a stand your ground state. Learn from the ZimZam.

>tfw Middle Tennessee
Stay mad coastfags

Dumb hurricane poster

I live in jax beach

My pussy ass company might cancel work tomorrow

I'll be drinking heavily out on the tiles tonight regardless

Afraid of a lil rain?

FUCK YEAH! Its been far to long since we have a good storm!

>waffle thinks gust = sustained wind and rain

You never know. Hurricane Ike in 2008 caused massive windstorms up in Ohio that damaged a bunch of shit, week long power outages, etc.

904 fl here
weed anyone?

352, how close are you 904?

>Make fun of FSU students when they use football as a proxy for the quality of their university
>Do the same thing when compared with a superior university

Mostly just joshing around. I just like riling you gators up. Been down to Gainesville a few times and most of you were fun and seemed like good people but some of you really seem to have crazy delusions of grandeur.

Don't drown in the storm buddy and drink some Swamp Head beers for me.

I'm in Athens, ga. Good luck to any southern anons out there

I HOPE IT COMES TO VIRGINIA BEACH PLEASE KILL ALL THE NIGGERS

ZimZam was clearcut selfdefense... so clear the police didn't want to press charges initially. It was a media and political witchunt.

Get comfy OP, i'm right outside the zone.

Find the nearest mosquito nest and let them take you and infect you with Zikachan, then run into the hurricanes eye.

Chesterfield, VA checking in. I'll be safe right?

you way way way far out man
im north jax

>Lancaster PA
I've got about a 50/50 chance of getting hit by this. The wind alone makes me scared my house is gonna come down.

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Actually OP, if I were you.

Depending on the threat level, stay or flee.

If it's serious board up all windows and arm self, with supplies in room, and wait for nig nog raids.