>be young attractive 17 year old >le so awkward virgin >chad brother cucks me with best friend >throw a "tantrum" >roastie mum doesnt understand and is just looking for diddles >try and fuck other chad despite reasonable human being try and get to know me >get rejected by chad and end up with beta male
Is this the most accurate portrayal of the female psyche?
on first watch I was astounded how this movie could have had such a high rating. But then I realised it was because every woman can relate to being vapid moronic caterpillar that will one day transform into a vapid sexualized roastie milf butterfly and every man knows this transition and can only watch in horror.
I believe that woody harrelson plays the everyday man in this which is symbolized by the teacher forced to watch and dole out meaningless grades as yet another woman goes through the all to familiar process of transitioning from self-obsessed female to roastie mother. There is a point during the movie where he considers helping and gets briefly gets sucked in but then realizes the gravity of his mistake and tells her to "get out".
Over all I rate this movie SUPREME.
Gavin Davis
Sounds about right.
Jace Wright
I'm too old. What is a "roastie"? Like, a stoner?
Adam Harris
Women with big vaginal lips.
Carter Brown
Slut who has been fucked so much her pussy lips are not tight and hang out like strips of roast beef you forget the part where the beta was a secret millionaire who was in love with her all along. I paid $1.50 for this movie and I still wanted my money back
Joseph Rivera
Slang for women with horrible morals
Aaron Barnes
>finding 17 year olds attractive
fucking pedoshit needs to stop
Mason Gonzalez
>17 >pedo It's not even hebephilia.
Matthew Edwards
is this a "nice try" movie?
Thomas Allen
well she was an ugly chestlet. She looked like she was 13
Samuel James
>chad brother cucks me with best friend What does this mean? She wanted to fuck her brother?
Caleb Russell
In lieu of a father figure she had attached herself to her friend. She also secretly found her brother attractive.
In true Freudian cognitive dissonance the unity of her brother and her best friend caused anger and jealousy which represented her brother sleeping with her father who was embodied by her best friend.
Thus cuckoldry
Luis Nelson
I liked her getting BTFO by the brother and their hug scene.
Nathan Young
Heard this was great + fucking love Hailee Steinfeld, so I watched it with my little sister (She's 17, I'm 23). We both think it's good. A week later, I'm out on the town and hook up with this girl who looks like Steinfeld, great times. Turns out she's my little sister's friend and works with her. >MFW
Michael Rogers
Its about having a victim complex. Anons on this board complain about it because they don't want to admit they act just like her on a regular basis.
Adam Martinez
English, Poindexter.
Aiden Robinson
I just noticed the lego shirt What's up with that?
Leo Gomez
u haev no faec
Brayden Nguyen
What a thrilling story
Dylan Russell
This and skyfall were the only movies I've ever walked out of. What utter shit. No kid acts that way. Diablo Cody should have sued this bitch.
Josiah Baker
Oops, meant my faec was the 1 she's making in Op's pic Thanks senpai. What were the odds of the premise happening after watching the movie- And with a girl who looks like the movie's star? Mad
Ryder Price
>Is this the most accurate portrayal of the female psyche?
that would be the new Deathnote movie on netflix actually
Cameron Kelly
You may have autism user you should get yourself checked
Brody Roberts
>No kid acts that way Confirmed child. You all act that way. Especially if you post on Sup Forums
Gavin Brown
It's what sad virgins call people they think are sluts (all women) because their vaginas look like roast beef from being fucked by all those wild negros.