SAM ON SUICID SQUAD

SAM ON SUICID SQUAD

hot.

Delete this

>Making out with a toaster
Gross.

>asians and their virtual waifus
Not surprised really

>Play Battleborn with girl
>She becomes your bf, is down for anything, and can't get pregnant
Cho hit the jackpot, someone needs to make an edit of that one Hulk gif, you know the one.

Literally a self-insert.

...

>Can customize her pussy to fit you perfectly

I like monster girl amazon, but shit this is a good case for an upgrade.

Well yeah, that's what happens in the gif.

anyone have that edited gif with Hulk/Widowmaker?

HULKED

That issue was awful, holy shit.

>kamala is self inportant and ordering people around, while making a speech every 5 pages.

>Viv reseted all of her characterization from King and complain about microagression

>Chulk is a one note jock that cucks people

>Nova is almost a literal cuck

>Cyclops is said to be Hitler

>Miles is a non entity, but with good reaction pics, while he react to all of this bulshit

has Cho been outside of Hulk form in this book yet?

Viv watchout, Hulks have a history of tearing Visions apart.

>kissing a robot
>kissing a childlike robot
>kissing another individual while in hulk form

Who the fuck let this travesty happen

So Miles is the only one written in character then?

Seriously?
Second issue?
Why is Waid allowed to keep writing?

>yfw Korean male not allowed to have white girlfriend

>Miles is a non entity
So business as usual then.

>kissing the hulk
Look I get if you want the Hulk dick. Gross. But locking lips with that disgusting piece of shit? Shame.

I'm glad Champions is destroying Kamala.

Kek

>asian with a sexbot

...so Champions #2 is out then?

Where's the storytime?

Yes, he was hanging out with them shirtless, that's also how he went into Vision's house.

MODS!

REEEEEE

DELETE THIS

NOW!

scanbro posted it, not officially out yet

Do you think they cybered when they were supposedly playing video games together?

>sex with the Chulk
RIP Viv

>robots
>white
Haha, good one niggerbot.

I don't get it. Where were there any implications of any form of romance between Sam and Viv?

What, he couldn't have un-hulked first?

All of this shit just makes me want to like Nova even more.

Nope and most likely it is just a "I have never kissed, will you show me" thing.

>Nope
Then what's all this "lmao cucked" crap? Is it just Samfags projecting too hard?

Waid was a goddamn cocktease and had Sam and Viv almost kiss

Because they were about to kiss before Kamala interrupted them but it came out of nowhere just like this did.

theyre both asian since she was made in china too

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t. fat manlet, stay jelly

Becoming a Hulk was the worst thing to ever happen to Cho

>Nova is almost a literal cuck
So, perfectly in character?

This, literally the worst direction for Cho.

That first arc was pretty great though

I miss it

Gross.

>it's Waid writing teen romance.
Yikes! talk about playing against your strengths.

No, why?

why tho

you mean he just posted this pic or he storytimed it?
If the last one, can you gimme the link?

Because they have such great chemistry ;^)

m8 use the catalog, it's properly labeled with the issue title

If you honestly thought Sam was getting paired with an established character, you're a fucking idiot.
His name is at the top on the list of characters that will die in the next event.

>tfw he needs to Hulk out to get a girl
Sad.

Is he going to eat her?

Wait a minute how does his tongue fit inside her mouth?

>Viv
>established character
She's been in literally one book before this
>Sam is totally going to die in the next event guiz!
There have been 5 events since his introduction, and he's still here

Second issue and this is already happening?
My fucking god, i didn't think waid would suck so much cock.

Have you read any of Waid's output for the past several years?

The microagression shit was just cringe at its finest

The original is back now. Sam has very little time left.
I don't think Marvel cares enough to keep around characters that only sells 14k

How does this even work?
For him its like kissing a underage girl in his hulk form
he is shoving his tongue down her troath, she would probably choke on its size if she needed air.
Let not even talk about sex, she would probably not even be able to take one if his fingers in her.

No, i don't read bad comics. But some anons told me about it

Why can't Asian guys get real girlfriends, even in comic books?

Phasing

>Waid gave an Asian guy a robot girlfriend
ahahahahaha oh wow

See

I thought I would hate this, but seeing that size difference it's too hot to be against.

why is he still the Hulk
why can't Cho just get a qt sex robot
He's smart enough to give her cat ears

People payed money to buy this
Like they went to work did the job waited till pay day went to the comic store and gave the owner money to say they own this

technically they haven't spent money on it yet

And thanks to based Scanbro they won't.

Too bad the shops already preordered the issues though

I found it the moment I uploaded the post, lol.
The issue was an entire "Why tho?". This book so far is a gigantic "Why tho?"
Only good thing to come out of it are all the variants of Viv's look.

How low will issue 2 and 3 be

Have they mentioned what became of his gorgon waifu?

issue 2 you can already see.
Issue 3 can be either:
>shit
if they keep pushing forced drama
>good
if we actually found out they are kissing because HORMONICUS, THE VILLAIN WHO CONTROLS HORMONES is in the forest and the Champions have to fight him!

I think user meant sales

what sales?

underated post

I like you user
Here's a you

Mark waid just blocked me after I tweeted him

>>Making out with a toaster
>Gross.
Battlestar Galactica has conditioned me so that this is not only acceptable but it is the chosen way to ensure the future of humans and Cylons.

what did you tweet?

Why would you tweet him before the book is out? Of course he would have blocked you anyway because he's a babby but you can't even claim he's unfair to do so since you obviously read the pirated storytime or break LCS protocol to be online discussing it ahead of release.

Holy shit did anyone read the incredible Hercules run by Pak? Cho has more than kissed before, the guy's girlfriend is a gorgon abs they have slept together.

>be so cucky that you write fiction about dudes fucking nonhuman objects
>the absolute state of Waid

Knowing Marvel Comics I'm surprised the y didn't have him sucking a black dick.

>Have Twitter friend who's in SJWish circles
>All her friends are apparently tearing the issue apart for being shitty
How does it feel knowing that the Tumblrites are with you on this one, Sup Forums?

You're the one who hasn't read something. It's Viv who hasn't kissed anyone before.

I don't get the obsession with this pairing

Sam has a girlfriend already

Even tumblr isn't dumb enough to praise something just because it's "socially aware"

DELETE THIS TRAVESTY

I just read Champions 2 Thank you thank you so much For putting out such a garbage book it wil go done in legend beside Marville

Nova's not a cuck
Sup Forums just thinks he's a cuck because of head canon

>literally hit on her this issue and was going to kiss her earlier and now she's kissing another guy
>not a cuck

Regardless Cho is in a relationship already, why the fuck is he so brazenly acting this way.

Sam goes /r9k/ an hero when?

If Waid has to break characters, at least give some happiness to the one who is suffering incarnated.