Why do people on Sup Forums lie so much about their IQ

Every time IQ is mentioned everyone seems to have a 130+ IQ. Why do you feel the need to lie on an anonymous image board? An IQ of 130+ places you in the top 1% of humanity. I honestly doubt, based on most of the comments and threads, that Sup Forums is top 1%. Unless everyone hear is a hyper-autiste.

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135 iq here confirmed by my psychiatrist.

>Unless everyone hear is a hyper-autiste.
you must be a sub 130 IQ retard to not have figured that out yet

>implying anyone in the world is truthful about their IQ

142 jew checking in

Hyper-autiste are nigger tier. I'd rather have a society of average 90-110 people then 130+ hyper-autistes.

average IQ people like myself don't boast about being average

Nice rhyme.

post average benis

>implying that those who post are being honest.

People with average IQ don't brag about it and usually don't mention it in any way, so you only ever notice those who claim to be above-average.

130 IQ here, I agree most of you are dumb as fuck

I had my iq diagnosed as 13 but had it retaken as 100

they are genius just lazy bro

my mom said my iq is 63, but i took a test online and it said i was 126 iq
so u can say im pretty smart

Dunno who else is saying that crap. I never took a legit IQ test.

99% of people who brag about their IQ online have only ever done a meaningless online IQ test.

That and volunteer bias. Everyone on Sup Forums makes 80k a year has an 8 inch dick and is 190cm depending on the questions you ask.

Who do you think would usually end up here?

People who sit braindead watching mainstream media and buying all the bullshit, or someone who broke the conditioning?

You might not know this, but people with an actual kike tier IQ aren't going to boast about it, because, surprise, they aren't stupid

There's been a lot of Sup Forums IQ tests, got a lot of smarts on this board.

I realize this, but even if that's the case there are still way to many people claiming to have super-high IQ's

1. Some people lie and exaggerate.
2. Sampling bias. People with very high IQs are more likely to respond to topics about IQ.
3. This site no doubt attracts people with higher than average IQs.

this post is so cringe inducing my clenching asshole grew a set of molars

Did you mean 130. With an IQ of 13 you would make a zika baby look smart.

You can have IQ 230 and you won't be more than a shaman growing dank weed for chieftain who bang entire village if you're born as aboriginal.

>tfw 183 IQ but can't relate to anybody

My IQ is 0.

130 IQ is like 7 inch penis. Every-dude seems to have it or more.

130/7 just like my blood pressure

130 is actually top 2%, which might seem nitty, but literally doubles the frequency.

1/50 isn't that rare and the Sup Forums userbase has a higher average than the general population, so it's even less rare than that.

Plus the reporting bias that other anons have noted. Average people are less inclined to divulge their scores, or even get tested in the first place.

Also, people lie on the internet.

t. ~135

Hyper autistic, 130 IQ nigga here. Can confirm that most of pol is over 115 IQ. You gotta be pretty smart to justify trap posting and frog worship.

>above 130
nigger it's above 160 on average
>inb4 it's over 9000

Just like your whiteness.
But i actually do have an IQ of 130...

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Also Sup Forums is just as much an echo chamber as any other site/forum/ or news source. You guys are more right about somethings and wrong about others.

This site allows you to talk about things you literally can't talk about elsewhere, along with a userbase who actually comprehends satire and allegory.

Why are you surprised there are more intelligent people here?

Smart people can make poop jokes too, you know.

Why are you using my picture, OP?

I have an IQ of 132 (supposedly) and a semi-interesting anecdote for how I discovered it.

Like most posters on Sup Forums, I'm very impressed with myself and particularly my intelligence. At the urging of people I knew who were familiar with my high opinion of myself, I applied to Mensa. They make you take a monitored IQ test before joining with a minimum requirement of 130 to be allowed to join. The test itself was not free. And when I received my congratulatory letter, I discovered that Mensa itself wasn't free either.

Somehow or another I'd imagined that joining Mensa meant that you were part of some super secret genius club that sat around debating philosophy and curing cancer. What it REALLY is is a massive scam. You pay them annual dues purely for the right to claim you're a member- something they themselves will never confirm or deny on your behalf.

And, of course, you get access to the Mensa forums which are actually virtually identical to Sup Forums. Strong lines drawn in the sand between liberals and conservatives and theists and atheists. Everyone there, like here, is supremely confident that they're always correct and shitposting runs rampant.

After about a week, I canceled my membership and was informed that there would be no pro-rated return on the dues I'd already paid. Afterward I was left wondering if they even really measure your IQ or if anyone who tries is actually 130+ because they just want more members.

I wanna jiggle

I don't know how high my IQ is but my dick is definitely over 7.5 inches. Definitely.

M8, most people on Sup Forums are in college, or have graduated college

For example, I legit have a 145 IQ, and am a grad student in Physics

> 230 IQ
> abbo
Pick 1

That's over 10 standard deviations, user. Nowhere near that many abbos have existed throughout the entire course of history.

Mensa is a joke.
To hell with their ponzi scheme.

Because most people here take online IQ tests. I had 153 on an online test. It's bullshit

Had my Iq tested at 10 and was at 109. My father does actually have an Iq of 135 though. He has his phd is physics and mathmatics, double majored at Columbia . My Iq was tested when I turned 21 and was at 121 oddly enough. IQ is truly nothing to brag about and does not measure how successful you'll be. It's based on pattern recognition mostly. Even an idiot knows that.

148 physics masterrace

a fucking leaf that can't grasp the notion that evul rught wungers are smarter than him

I had a friend who would always brag about his "genius" iq. I finally got him to tell me what it was, 130. I lulzd, not cuz that's bad but it's kinda like bragging about a 6.75" dick.

Got 122 on iqtest.dk, 133 on MENSA home/practice test, and "high-average/above average" on some shape & pattern recognition test with my psychologist. I don't know what to make of these. I guess it's nice to know I'm statistically better at some shape puzzles than most people, but in real life it doesn't really mean anything.
If only I could exchange my extra 30 IQ points to a gf.

I also have assburgers.

>8 inch dick

But user I really do no lying.

>1%
implying actually is 10%

And I doubt it because no one is evil than Hillary or myself.

I'm that hypervigilant brain dude and I know who regular posters are every thread. I doubt you remember me, but I like your posts.

IQ tests are unscientific garbage
Anyone who goes around talking about them at all, unless to laugh at them, is dumb as shit
For example, my burnout next door neighbor will tell you he's got a 200 IQ (LOL) but can't even work a cashier job without getting fired after a couple weeks

I dunno. My IQ is 128. I wish I broke 130, but oh well. Still mo betta than most, including my brainwashed leftist family members.

Applying for the Triple Nine society (praise KEK) soon.

Old timestamp from another iq thread. Mensa seems like a meme but 999 is ten dollars a year and more exclusive.

My IQ is probably barely over 100, but I have a legit 7" penis so I don't care.

t. low IQ brainlet

fox and grapes

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>unless everyone here is a hyper-autiste
I have news

Having a high iq really isn't anything to be proud of. People with high iq are usually depressed and don't fit in with society. Pol may have an above average iq since mostly outcast use this shitty board.

I took one of the quick MENSA pattern-matching IQ tests while stoned silly and got like 122.

Tested pretty high when I was a kid too, remember being told my record said my IQ was 116.

No genius, but able to do just fine for myself.

Lmfao, I test 150±10. Smart people don't have to talk about being smart.

>le autist are super smart

isn't this the opposite of reality?

>doubting lpol/'s autism level
wew lad

I always thought I was some special snowflake 160+ iq super genius because everyone around me seemed so dumb but turns out I'm just average+stubborn

given how autistic and socially maladjusted everyone here is I wouldn't be surprised if lots of them had high IQ
that said online test are a meme and anyone who trusts their results is automatically disqualified

If you're so smart, why did you get the date wrong, faggot?

Have a (You)

For me personally. It is not a lie.

Can confirm.

True, the folks I've known who boasted were all depressed and functionally retarded.

smart people act/feel like they thing autistic people feel like.

Autistic people are on a spectrum of social retardation all the way to punching feces into their faces.

t. low IQ lying brainlet

just the writing gives it away duderino, probably an averagelet

Because reasons

That's 70 million people user.
If you manage to post intelligibly on the internet it's not surprising you'd have an above average IQ.
It's not exactly a high standard.

The reason is pretty simple. The type of people who are dim enough to brag about their IQ online to strangers are the same kind of people that take those sketchy online IQ tests a face value.

Truth is, most people never take a legitimate IQ test (unless they're kids.) Online IQ tests tend to be over-inflated because they're limited and inaccurate. They're also self-directed, so a lot of people will start one, not know what they're doing, and screw up their questions or timing. They'll get a very low IQ (much lower than their real IQ.) This brings down the average, so average people score above average.

I literally said
>Old time stamp from another iq thread

Nice bait, but you're stilll retarded.

>130 is actually top 2%, which might seem nitty, but literally doubles the frequency.
True, but still not that common.

>1/50 isn't that rare and the Sup Forums userbase has a higher average than the general population, so it's even less rare than that.
True, but it's not that much smarter.

120 here, just smart enough to know that I'm not smart enough, and not simple enough to do simple labour. I'm going to head into teaching, I'd rather be 100ish or 140+ desu.

>d-dumb people just don't try XD
all this brainlet coping is just delicious

probably humanities scum too

the real number of people who took a legitimate iq test that isnt the shit onlinr are small.

i took it at a center as a child. i am 135 iq.

Most of the online ones put me in between 110-115 doesnt bug me that im average

23 IQ repording

What's sad is the level of intelligence keeps decreasing, on average, since it's peak in the '50s. Watch trivia game shows from the '70s and the contestants all appear to be geniuses with encyclopedic knowledge compared to the 'who wants to be a millionaire' morons.

>This site allows you to talk about things you literally can't talk about elsewhere
So does a furry forum or a black Israelite forum.

>along with a userbase who actually comprehends satire and allegory.
A person with an average IQ can understand satire and allegory. That stuff is also verbal IQ which I imagine the hyper-autistes of Sup Forums are actually bad at.

>ID: JwJw
hmmmmm

I was told I was 116 in like 3rd grade and moved to advanced classes. I really think I'm like 95 now though.

Sup Forums is full of autists who legitimately have a high IQ

scores for children are suffering from inflation, it's why you see so many clickbait articles about nigger child x having a higher IQ than albert einstein

Correct. I was only ever tested cuz my folks thought I was nuts.

No, some people just aren't good at self-directed tests.

With your reading comprehension, I can probably make a good guess at your IQ. I'm thinking sub-nigger tier.

only reason I know is because I was in my school district's gifted program growing up. I thought it just meant I had good grades, turns out I took an IQ test sometime in elementary school and either surpassed the 130 requirement or was close enough that they pushed me in to pad their stats.

Meh, I've always been honest. Mines 106.

Average college grad has an IQ of 110. Even Harvard undergrads have an average of 122. I doubt the average Sup Forums user is smarter than the average Harvard undergraduate.

piss off, burger. I'll have you knwo that I'm a member of Super Mensa.

>decade of porn, vidya and shitposting has atrophied my brain

I really hope that elasticity thing isn't just a meme

My IQ was determined to be 131 when I was ten by a licensed analyst.

It's no surprise that I'd be even smarter now.

>not understanding that SD doesn't account well for extremes.

Fucking retard.

Anyone that can do math is diagnosed with autism these days senpai

not an argument brainlet

cerebrals.org/jcti/index.html

This is considered the best online IQ test and is pretty accurate.

Not necessarily. I know I'm a lot stupider than when I was tested 30+ years ago.

IQ normalizes later in life, I was recorded with a 142 this summer on the raven test (20 y/o currently), yet was recorded with a 153 when I was 13. I fully expect to end up around 130-135 when my brain is fully developed around 25