You wake up in Japan as native Japanese prime minister

You wake up in Japan as native Japanese prime minister.

You have to improve Japan.

What do?

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commit seppuku

Ask U.S. To annex.

BANZAI!!!

commit sudoku

Ban anime and restore glorious samurai culture

Look at the mirror. Abe is handsome and samurai. No homokanji btw

Ban anime.

>homokanji
>ホモ感じ?
???

Go to war with korth korea and china.
Make all the other countries back us.
Japan is the only reason the nuke was dropped twice. Jap soldiers are fucking brutal.
Benefit economy.

Fpbp

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commit sudoku

resign and become full blown weeb

Tell everyone fucking is awesome and condoms suck ass

Top kek, homokanji

tanto in the gut

Hire a Samurai

I would literally ban condoms and birth control.

Gun down every chink in the fucking land for being fucking the wide-eye gook that they are.

Import hundreds of thousands of black bulls to fertilize Japanese women and send the herbivore men to work in the fish gutting plants

Fpbp, simply brilliant

Also make reading Berserk mandatory in schools

Create a special visa for all white men with 6+ inch cocks. They can stay indefinitely as long as they impregnate at least one Jap woman per year.

Apologize for comfort woman. Apologize for Nanking. Apologize for racism against English teachers.
Pay reparations.

Make everyone's eyes get so red

start programs to encourage nips to start actually fucking eachother. ban non whites just in case gotta learn english n shit somehow. create program the financially rewards stable families that have children younger than whatever math n shit. financial benefits scale based on the combined income of the mother and father. smarter wealthier people encouraged to procreate and discourage poor people pump and dumping. invest in more carri-destroyers with helicopters on them if any budget is left over.

Give the female population what they desire and crave, Big White Cock.

underrated post

Ally with Russia and China and secure the Western Pacific from American aggravation.

Make anime great again

INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

>war with China
>make all countries back us

How do you intend to go about this user

Another nuke over Tokyo

俺にsuccしないか

Tell everyone what happened

Let in 0.5 million refugees yearly to fix the birth rates and social welfare systems.

kick out chinks, korean, and American military.

Open the borders.

Japan needs more diversity.

Reconquer Nanking

Have sex with all waifu's

>Spain
Of course you would say that

Kill the Gooks and the Chinks.

You wouldn't have the authority to kick out Americans, 2 reasons I believe.

Kek, then the birthrate would go straight up again

>mfw the prime minister of Japan made this thread for foreign input

Well played, senpai

>build up army,navy and airforce for future chinese asskicking
>start getting on the good side of south korea
>improve relations with US, AUS and EU.
>Do something about the 12 hour work days 6 days a week.
>they will fuck more if they arent working all the time.
>fuck greenfags, start reoping all the nuclear plants
>make anime&manga more expensive to crackdown on neets&nerds

And i would be fucking jap models the rest of the time.

>Grew children in vats in order to boost the birthdate and give them to willing adoptive families or raise them in state facilities where they are indoctrinated in nationalistic and martial principles.
>Revoke visas of non-Japanese residents
>Ban most anime and set rigid censorship stabdards
>Masculinization campaign to change the cultural persecution of the ideal man
>Develop nuclear and EMP weapons
>Full automation of unskilled labor and production and heavy investment in robotics
>Restrict public displays of homosexuality
>Implement aesthetic standards for "modern" architecture
>Cancel Tokyo Olympics
>Force Studio Madhouse to animated a faithful adaptation of the entirety of Berserk, money being no object

Lolis

Cancel Olympics and use that money to fund Comic LO

1. Conscript NEETS
2. Invade china
3. RAEP + War brides

learn to backflip in the diet

Make anime real of course
Nice trips

I appear on television and declare the abolition of the SDF. And the establishment of a new Japanese army! At that point, the flag reverts to the imperial one behind me, and I climb into my mecha. I then shake my ancient fist and remind the world that the Jews fear the samurai.

Ban Anime.

Shut down Sony and Nintendo.

Start international campaign to ban lolicon pornography.

Ban entire sex industry.

Reform laws to make Japan work less hours.

Get Japan to fuck again.

>realize bad relations with Korea are retarded
>increase military spending
>organize the nations opposed to China's ""rightful"" claims
>lead this informal league of anti-China countries
>give the Emperor a more prominent role even if it doesn't involve political power
>large-scale state-sponsored fertility plan which rewards parents for having large families

Hey, how do you Japs type in your native language? Do you have a massive keyboard? Click through drop down menus?

>Reform laws to make Japan work less hours.
>Get Japan to fuck again.

You would pretty much fix that by solving the first one.

Japs work 10hour or more a day, 6 days a week.
But productivity is really low, like a average western office worker does the same work amount of work as a japanese average office worker in 8 hours, where the jap does it in 10 hours or more.
Japs would work a lot better if they had more rest and less hours.

Dude... Too soon...

>import weebs from the US and other civilized countries
>create a government program that subsidizes anime creation.
>create policies that make it easier to export anime.
>do all this to create more weebs
>import said weebs

A
FUCKING
LEAF

I would legit stab you irl right now if I could Commie

fpbp

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A large problem of Japan is the misapplication of talents: One of the things Japan does amazingly is robots, but all the robots they make are fucking useless gimmicks.
I'd try to get some human-controlled robots made which are fairly large and extremely strong, adding to the industrial and military capabilities of the country.

Additionally, I'd pass laws against grinding in games.
If something in a game requires more than a certain amount of playtime to get (on average), then the game is banned.
For example, if you have to go through an hour-long dungeon to have a 1% chance of getting an item, although it's luck-based that item will be regarded as "100 hours to get".
Which is obviously too much and the game will be banned.
This would deal with the gaming NEET problem a fair bit.

I would lift laws for censorship in porn as it achieves nothing and it interferes with the profitability of an export.

I would invest heavily into developing new curriculums and teaching materials for education, as the solution to Japan's depressing nature would be to lighten workloads by making learning easier.

If Japan doesn't already have a good anti-missile system, I'd make one.
It's a densely packed country so per-capita it's easy to protect.

Then, even though railgun technology is still in its infancy, I would have a single railgun boat constructed, which would patrol between North Korea and Japan; as North Korea lacks anything which can't be easily blasted with a rail gun.

Obviously all this costs money that Japan can't really spare.

However, a substantial amount of money could be gained if like Dubai, Japan begins to create land in wealthy areas.
That land can be sold before it even exists, and considering the amount of debt interest that Japan is having to pay, selling a huge amount of land for less than it would cost you to create could still save money in the long run because you'd have decreased the interest paid on debt.

Spains ruling party is conservative while ours is left

makes me thinge

forgot to add:
>revoke laws on pornography in order that the said porn proliferates easier and creates more weebs

Disallow immigration to maintain the last ethnically homogenous nation outside of Africa.

Play with your marriage laws so that young people aren't worried about fucking each other over

Create tax incentives for reproduction

Censor this sick modern fettish culture you've got going on, and promote intimacy and family over sex for pleasure

Ban contraceptives

Create subsidized mental health centers

Build an army of real life Gundams to destroy chinkland and gookland,

>take away all womens rights
>force women to have a minimum of 4 kids
>ban anime
>ban harajuku
>build 6 aircraft carriers
>mandatory 2 years of military services for men
>build more nuclear power plants

Dump excess government funds into supporting nationalistic/traditionalist values and implement support for ethnic natives having kids

short term economic loss for long term gain

ban hentai to increase birth rate.
better the relations with USA because why not.

build military after securing enough nukes to ensure protection via MAD

Ally with all foreign nationalists give aid and support to their causes. equitable trade / science projects with those worth it to build trust.

kick out subversive parasitic forigners, ecenomicaly incentivise your best people to have babies.

troll animal rights groups by sending them unused whale parts.

Nuke Quincy, Illinois, Chicago, Illinois, Boston, Massachusetts and Beverly, Massachusetts. That's the first step. Pay back.

Tell USA to fuck off. Get friendly and cozy with Chinks and Ivans. Eventually annex Shitpost Island and Literally Who Island. Establish Pacific hegemony. Profit.

Reminder that Korea is rightful Japanese territory. I would take it back since the US took it away after ww2.

Is the majority of the Japanese population really this fucking stupid? They sound like your typical triggered feminist here in the US.

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mass immigration program to bring in blacks and Muslims. multiculturalism is the key to success!

Start fucking women, gotta get that population up.

Forget about Habomai, Kunashir, Iturup and Shikotan.

Enforce the married by 30 law.
>If you are not married by 30 you'll get an extra tax to pay
>increase child support for every child

Improve military industrial complex with pretext that it will be export only. Develop more modern weapons and recruit NEETs for "UN peacekeeping operations"

Wait for corea war 2: electric boogaloo and annex both gooks before China can step in

put top scientists on project to making anime girls real.

then i go back to my shoebox-sized apartment and jerk off to hentai involving preteen schoolgirls.

remove american influence
start closer cooperation with china, apologize for nanjing
revert back to more traditional ways with chinese economy backing you instead of american so you can forget their gender/sexuality equality bullshit

stay the course they got 3% unemployment now and like double germanys gdp growth

they may not have the best situation but its more comfortable than some

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Make anime real and delegate one catgirl per male citizen to help boost shitty nip birthrate. Then I chop George Soros's head off with my katana while hillary goes "h-he's fast!" And proceed to cut her in half a la Trunks vs Frieza at the beginning of the android saga.

Make Shinji finally pick Asuka

>What do?

Get rid off central banking and support a sound money solution. Then secretly start hatching plans to deport white piggus.

Kek

kick out the central bank and crash the economy.

Eject the stinking baka gaijin desu

I deport the white people, then proceed to deport myself

allow myself a permanent passport

bomb pearl harbor

Play this song while purging degenerates.

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this.

Remove the porn censoring.

Watch anime. Then invite other world leaders to watch anime with me

>Better the relations with USA
>Because why not
>flag