Why SHOULDN'T Homer sleep with Mindy?

Why SHOULDN'T Homer sleep with Mindy?

He did. Then he felt guilty and pretended it was Marge.

What exactly did Mindy see in Homer?

When you're a kid, you prefer TLTOH. When you're an adult, you prefer Colonel Homer.

Monogamy is bullshit but it makes for a good plot device in sitcoms.

fuck off, slut

I wish there was a sitcom where we see Homer as a fun, life of the party childless bachelor instead.

Seriously, with every other episode threatening the separation of Marge and Homer, and all the times he wished he never had kids, the show kind of convinced me never to get married or breed.

When I was a kid, that's literally what I thought was happening. Led to some very skewed thoughts on sex. But damn Mindy had it going on.

Why do people pretend that monogamy is natural to humans? No one seriously does it. It's one of those things that people say to do but never do it. At least some people can admit it.

The show has done the whole should they break up way too many times now, it has really shown they could have happier lives separated which is kinda awkward

Greed, jealousy, low self esteem/self loathing. If someone knows their spouse is getting it better from someone else it makes them feel like shit. Bigamy/polygamy can work, just not in this pussy society where everyone hates themselves.

Cheating on your partner is by far on of the most disgusting and infamous things one person can do, homer just ain't that kind of human garbage.

pic related was a joke ref that took me years to catch on.

>barely any R34 of Mindy, Lurleen, Maude Flanders
>thousands of R34 pics of Simpsons child characters

Because being a faithful husband is the only thing Homer has going for him.

>, it has really shown they could have happier lives separat
No, it hasn't.

A soulmate.

>Why do people pretend that monogamy is natural to humans?
It's not so much they pretend it's nautrual, it's that this is what a lot of people want.

It's common in several culture to just not accept that your partner could be with someone else than you.

I mean, you are talking about pretend, but whenever some wannabe celebrity satate they are in "open relationship", cuck jokes start flying around. So, even Sup Forums has a deep ingrained monogamous mentality.

Brilliant, I never actually noticed this scene.

Because "open relationship" tends to mean "I let my girlfriend go around and fuck other guys but I'm supposed to stay completely faithful to her no matter what"

To be fair those child characters are in most of the episodes, while the adult ones are in only a couple.

And this makes monogamy a bad thing how?

I was saying that they typically are actual cucks, you dumb faggot.

You've never been in an open relationship. That would be you being a beta. Not an open relationship. It's not one sided like that if you have some balls.

Drawing Bart and Lisa is piss-easy. Their torsos and limbs are a couple of basic shapes that take all of 5 minutes to do. With adult female characters, you need to actually know how to draw the female figure which is quite piss-hard.

I did a fanart thing of adult Maggie the other day and it took motherfucking hours to get everything just right.

>is the only thing Homer has going for him.
Bullshit. Homer Simpson is basically the most interesting man in the world.

He's also got an insane amount of musical talent, having been in two different grammy winning bands and written several hit songs, and managed another musician well enough that she also became a big success.
He's surprisingly athletic for his size, as well. We've seen him play a dozen different sports with relative ease. Not to mention he can hold his own in a fight.
He's also selfless enough to give up his dream job (and literally die in the Bart the Daredevil episode) to support his family.

He knows how to cook, farm, and brew his own beer. He's not just a world traveler, the man's been to space, been in just about in every branch of the military, and while he's enemies with one former president, he's buddies with another. He's got an inability to focus and a short temper. If not for those very common flaws (and the fact that it's funnier if he loses), between his talents and connections he'd be a millionare several times over.

Either way, he's got way more going for him than Marge does. She went gray by sixteen, has a voice like gravel in a cement mixer, and is a massive buzzkill.

Because adultery is an affront to the Lord and an anethema to the family, which lies at the foundation of modern society.

If you want to be dragged about by the whims of your biology, the wilderness may be a better fit for you.

No, that's never what it means. ever, it's just that it was meme to death.

But what actually open in an open relationship is that one of the partner score a max but the other fail to get any, but not out of will.

>Either way, he's got way more going for him than Marge does. She went gray by sixteen, has a voice like gravel in a cement mixer, and is a massive buzzkill

OTOH, Marge is a god level cook, has an almost inhuman amount of tolerance for her family's bullshit, and has a supermodel body for being a mid-30s woman who's pushed out a couple of kids.

>and brew his own beer.
Not exactly. The result was rather explosive and he had to stop.

I agree 110% with everything you said, especially the last bit about Marge.

>silver hair
>body that's at least 8/10 despite basically exploding
Please don't take me down a road that leads to actually approving of Simpsons porn.

>So, even Sup Forums has a deep ingrained monogamous mentality.

Not really. Sup Forums is just full of insecure limp-wristed beta males who know they'd never be able to properly please a woman and so the only way they could keep one is if she's restricted to only them.

Actual non-monogamous relationships result in everyone getting laid more. It's great if you're not an ugly neckbeard and can actually keep your main partner happy. There's no other reason to be so hostile to the concept.

Jokes on you I frequently masturbate to simpsons porn

Fair enough. Replace brewing his own beer (although I could've sworn he'd done it again outside of that bootlegging episode) with making his own jerky.

and has a supermodel body for being a mid-30s woman who's pushed out a couple of kids.
>body that's at least 8/10 despite basically exploding
Marge is canonically out of shape enough that she herself considered liposuction. She accidentally ended up getting a boob job, but still.

Or, in other words:

>Oh hi, Mr. Burns! I'm the worst worker in the world! Time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster!

>Marge is canonically out of shape enough that she herself considered liposuction.
She was basically pushed into it. Marge mistakenly thought Homer might have been interested in someone else, which led to insecurity, which led to being talked into a liposuction she didn't really need.

It's natural for humans to roam forests picking berries and hunting gazzeles with spears occasionally bashing each others' heads with rocks. But it's also natural for humans to have discipline and build societies and social contracts overcoming primitive instincts. Monogamy builds stable productive societies.

Shitposting on a chink board isn't natural either, but here you are.

He's a shitty nuclear safety inspector, yes.
That doesn't invalidate his ability in other areas. If Homer were a professional musician then he'd be Bono tier easily, but that wouldn't make for good comedy.

Also when you think about it Homer had a rough childhood. Abe always called him shit and his mom abandoned him. So he's got poor impulse control and self esteem issues as a result of failed nurturing. And he still manages to be a good friend and pretty fucking successful when he puts his mind to it. What was Grimes' excuse?

>What was Grimes' excuse?
He worked way harder than homer and focused far more on his job, yet Homer managed to have everything easier.

>Drawing Bart and Lisa is piss-easy. Their torsos and limbs are a couple of basic shapes that take all of 5 minutes to do

So how the fuck do R34 artists manage to so consistently fuck them up?

>Monogamy builds stable productive societies.

The majority of marriages in our stable productive society end in divorce. Sure seems like something isn't working.

>Monogamy builds stable productive societies.
Then why doesn't anyone actually do it?

And society grows more unstable every day. Moreso, with plummeting birthrates governments scramble to bring in replacement population from society with strong patriarchal family values who actually breed.

Do what? Be monogamous? Look just because you got hurt by a slut in the past and became a jaded fuck doesn't mean everyone cheats.

>I dont understand relationships or any form of intamcy outside of my own insecurity driven idea of sexual politics

>He worked way harder than homer and focused far more on his job,
You mean the job he got out of sheer luck because a senile old man saw a tv story on him? Because if we're discounting luck based achievements then Grimes wouldn't have even met homer.

Except there have been plenty of societies where monogamy is optional and they have done just fine for themselves.

And given that cheating is an incredibly common phenomenon in marriages, that often leads to bitter divorces that emotionally damage parents and kids, I'd say the idea that it somehow magically creates stability is bullshit. If this were a stable model it wouldn't be getting broken constantly by thousands and thousands of people.

t. childfree

>a senile old man saw a tv story on him?
He got that TV story in the first place because he worked hard to be noticed and featured in a TV story report.

I mean, that's an as valid way to send your resume as any. He earned that TV spot.

>He worked way harder than homer
The Homer that literally scales mountains just to win his son's respect, or the Homer that ran a security firm so well that it replaced the local police force?

What societies? Name one that wasn't destroyed by superior monogamous society.

Marriages end in divorce because they are allowed to do so. People have no stakes in trying to make it work so they don't and this is just another part of bigger lack of discipline problem that is plaguing modern western civilization.

Not him, but what's wrong with being childfree? And that has nothing to do with monogamy.

Why are you projecting?

Homer had a rough childhood, but Grimey's entire life was rough. He lived in constant misery and kept getting into terrible luck.

BUT, that doesn't excuse the way he treated Homer. He basically projected all his bitterness at the world onto one random guy who never did anything to hurt him. Grimes' unhappiness was understandable but he was still an asshole.

Because it is literally natural to humans. The further back you go the higher the concentration of monogamous pairings. No amount of village chief Ug and his band of wives memes will make stop history from saying you're a retarded slut.

>Actual non-monogamous relationships result in everyone getting laid more
Only for faggots. For everyone else consistent and solid monogamous relationships produce more sex.

That's kind of the thing. Grimes comes off as having a big enough "the world owes me" chip on his shoulder that you have to wonder if it only just showed up when he met Homer. It's entirely possible he as a bitter dick well before then and that can easily lead to his "terrible luck" being self inflicted.

>a majority of marriages fail
>thousands of them fail every year, causing widespread emotional and economic damage to an enormous number of people
>somehow this is proof that marriage is a stable successful model

Sounds like you're a bit new to this whole "thinking about concepts above a fourth grade level" thing.

The recent epidemic of divorce and infidelity is due to a decline in public morality and confidence in society's basic institutions. The sentiment brought forth in this thread about marriage is one (of many) reasons why this is happening to us. Fidelity is not a straitjacket.

You can't prove that institution doesn't work by bringing up a society where it isn't enforced.

It's like saying laws don't work because Somalia is full of pirates and warlords.

>society was stable
>marriages worked
>marriages stop working
>society starts tearing
Looks like someone doesn't know about A B hypothesis testing.

Nice to finally confirm Sup Forums is composed of cuckolds.

Yeah dude, and as long as we're glorifying outdated concepts popularized by superstitious Christians who have been dead for thousands of years, maybe we should ban all books not written in Latin and start using prayer to cure disease.

Like, if you want to practice monogamy that's cool, but don't get all triggered just because the rest of us have grown out of it. Enjoy your divorces.

I don't get it. I don't remember the scene either.

Tiny doomed decadent white population that is being replaced by muslims as we speak is not "the rest of us" worthy to look up to.

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Society stability has been more based on hardships and an enemy at the door during said hardships
failed marriages(divorced or otherwise) have existed in about the same amount as ever

Not him, but nothing is wrong with that.

By brother got a son, and it elevated me from my last guilt of responsibility of having to carry the gene of my family. Job is already done.

Enemy is not even at the gate, it's inside the gate and society is too undisciplined and decadent it doesn't even see and actively defends the enemy.

The bigger issue is most just let it happen. This includes you and me user.

Read the name of their team on the t-shirt.

The scene is from when Homer was having a bowling team.

the character you see there are
-The woman with the pony tail is from an early episode where Bart get a spy camera and take homer doing a dance with her.
-The blonde one is Lurleen Lumpkin, the country singer, who felt in love with homer but homer was never interested.
-The red one is the same woman as in OP, Mindy, the one with which Homer almost had an affair with.
-The guy is Jacques Cousteau the one with which Marge almost had an affair with.

Get it, now?

>Jacques Cousteau
He also was a bowling instructor.

But cant your really not relate to Grimes? I mean it's your first day on the job and some chucklefuck who turns out to be in charge of security chews all your pencils, eats your clearly labeled lunch and to top it off you saved the retarded from Drinking acid and you are the one who gets punished? Yeah Grimes had a stick up his ass but Homer was a retarded asshole, still he should had shut up accept the peace offering and eat the damn free lobster

by being a fantasy of the writers

Isn't the red one his Vegas wife? Or was it Neds?

it completely has everything to do with being childfree
psychiatrists agree a child is healthiest with 1 father and 1 mother

Germanic barbarians were known for being monogamous and they destroyed the degenerate Romans

how would being polygamous help them then?

Naa, the vegas wife happened way after the bowling episode.

The red one is Mindy, from Homer's last temptation.

The one with the pony tail is the stripper.

>psychiatrists agree a child is healthiest with 1 father and 1 mother
No, they don't.

yeah, hot women who love beer, donuts, and naps do not exist

go to hell, cuck

Yes they do

They usually don't look that good, though.

No, they don't.

That episode ("Team Homer") predates the "Vegas wife" episode ("Viva Ned Flanders") by about 3 years.

Has it right.

the longer the series goes, the more you question whether he really did the right thing

> pretend

Pretty much every successful society is based upon monogamy. Otherwise you would get a few alphas with a hundred partners and a lot of betas killing each other.

>this thread

I can relate to Grimes. But I have the benefit of hindsight, and I with that hindsight I realize that a lot of the times I've missed opportunities it's been because I was too full of myself to notice and take advantage or learn to work with people.

Even if Homer was a jibbering moron the fact of the matter is that he was a senior employee that could help grease the wheels for a promotion or at least show you the ins and out of how the company worked. Grimes was so holier than thou that he didn't even realize that he didn't need to treat Homer as a friend he could've used that social link as a tool for advancement.

It's no wonder Grimey had to work hard. He was too big a cunt to network and work *smart*.

there was an entire Halloween special showing that everyone would be much better off if Marge never married Homer

Tiny dysfunctional white dicks detected

It's a massive betrayal of trust and love; you know, the things human relationships should be built on rather than just sexual pleasure?

Racist and stupid, huh?

yeah, the whole message you get when comparing grimes story to homers is that grimes just put his nose to the grindstone and focused on studying, while homer went out, made connections, and the second he saw an opportunity he took it. it might not seem 'fair' but that's how the world works and stubbornly refusing to acknowledge that while also doing nothing to change it is just being childish

>something isn't working
it is called "women's rights"

Mountain climbing's something people pay to do and the security firm replaced the police because it's the fucking Simpson PD.

Halloween episodes aren't canon.

Grimes story is that hes a logical character in an illogical world
Not your 8th grade philosophy interpretation