Alright Sup Forums, Nickelodeon is finally fed up with everyone insulting the new seasons of Spongebob...

Alright Sup Forums, Nickelodeon is finally fed up with everyone insulting the new seasons of Spongebob, and has decided to put you, yes, YOU, in charge of making a Spongebob episode to see if you can do any better!

Before they can accept the episode for production, they're going to need to know a few things about your episode first:
-The title
-The basic synopsis of what happens in the episode, it would also be helpful if you included how it begins and ends if you can
-A few jokes that appear in the episode


All that Nick requires of you is that you stay true to the series and keep everyone in character. You may use any character that has appeared in the show outside the movies except Patchy.
Can you prove Nickelodeon wrong and make a decent Spongebob episode?

spongebob get ipad

Whale Wars

After years of shenanigans the fish townsfolk are tired of dealing with the gang of non fish characters shit. People start to treat Spongebob and Company like shit and segregation stuff happens like Spongebob being refused service at Weenie hut jr. (Remember that episode xd lol! ) all hell breaks loose. People refuse to eat at the Krusty Krab and the chumbucket (even though no-one goes there in the first place) prompting Krabs and Plankton to gang together and start an all-out war between fish and non-fish people. Both teams bear arms but right before the battle Spongebob goes on a long speech why both should get along blah blah blah. Everyone is silent and slow clapping starts and everyone applauds and are about to shake hands when patrick presses a button like a retard in curiosity and it drops a nuke on the whole atoll it shows the aftermath of everyone laying around moaning in pain comedicly and only Spongebob is ok because he fell in a whole because patrick shoved him into a hole to push the button. Spongebob says some one liner and laughs while everyone is still laying around an audible "MY LEG" is heard. Fastforward to people praising it for Soical commentary on racism and a majority of normies and soccer moms all love spongebob now. Merchandise sales skyrocket and Spongebob wins endless awards. Viacom rolls in the dough again.

Rashomon Promises

>Mr Krabs and Pearl are going on vacation and he makes SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward housesit
>ONE VACATION LATER
>Mr Krabs finds his house destroyed
>Each one of his housesitters tells a different story of why his house is destroyed
>You can replace Squidward with Sandy and Mr. Krabs with Squidward if you want

>-The title
The better patty!
>-The basic synopsis of what happens in the episode, it would also be helpful if you included how it begins and ends if you can
Spongebob makes a better patty
>-A few jokes that appear in the episode
a better patty

Patrician tier episode potential

>New Jelly In Town
>While Out Jellyfishing, SpongeBob sees a plastic bag, he mistakes it for a new species of Jellyfish

This thread is 2 seasons late

Spongebob and Patrick enter a bubble-blowing competition. First 6 minutes is them training, next 4 minutes is the competition, last minute is the conclusion.

Patrick gets a professional bubble blower to help train him, Spongebob asks Squidward for help. Spongebob and Patrick get angry at each other, blah blah blah, competition starts. Mr. Krabs wins because he wants the cash prize. It's actually a life-time supply of bubble soap, he gets disappointed. Patrick and Spongebob make up. Good End.

Could be good. I feel like there should be another character, but I don't know who. Sandy maybe? All four of them house-sit and tell their story.

Spongebob joins a gang of skeptic, leftist teenagers. Not SJWs, but somethin more like pic related. Would be a legitimate look at culture and counterculture, not a strawman. Jokes would be Hillenburg stuff. Lots of clever visual gags. Spongebob ends impacting the teens with his optimism

I'd watch spongebob Rashomon

Is that the right pic?

>Hitting Rock Bottom

Krabs, wanting to make more money, overhears SpongeBob talking to Squidward(who isn't paying attention at all) about that one time he was stranded in the Abyss and how the only thing there was for miles was a mere vending machine.

Eugene gets the idea to open up a new restaurant in Rock Bottom. Squidward says this is a bad idea and asks Krabs who's gonna be watching the original Krusty Krab while they're at RB. Krabs says he's planned that.

We smash cut to the next scene where you see Sandy and Patrick wave goodbye to Mr. K, Squidward and SpongeBob. The two of them look at the restaurant and the two of them argue about what they want the new restaurant to look like. Sandy wants a futuristic one with robots while Pat wants one pirate themed.

They compromise and both agree to put them together in a Robot/Pirate themed restaurant.

We see the original Krusty crew opening up the new restaurant and Squidward is telling them this will never work, but just as he's finished saying that a customer walks(a bigfin squid that hits on Squidward) More people show up.

*A few weeks later*

We see Krabs with loads of money, a bunch of new costumers and that other squid is hitting on Squidward. The only person not having fun is SpongeBob, who misses his friends and the old Krusty Krab. He wonders how they're doing and we see the Robot/Pirate restaurant doing great with Pat and Sandy at the helm. The only thing you see amiss is that some of the pirates and robots don't always get along.

SpongeBob wishes to go back home and Krabs says not to worry, you'll love this place soon enough and tells SpongeBob he'll be at the bank. Krabs goes to RB Bank and tells the teller to exchange the RB money to Bikini Bottom cash.

The bank teller comes back with only a handful of money and he freaks out. The exchange rate is very poor and Krabs realizes he's losing more money than he's making and gathers the rest of the crew to leave this place.

1/2

2/2

We see Krabs gathering everything important and them hitching a ride on a bus, after they finally catch one and you see Squidward and his girlfriend waving sadly at eachother.(Squid never gets a happy ending)

We go back to Robot/Pirate KK and we see an outright war between the two factions. Sandy is fighting the pirates and Pat is destroying the robots.

The original Krusty Krew head back to Old Krusty Krab and they see the destruction, they are all stunned and SpongeBob is in awe. He missed the Robot/Pirate war.


>I spent too much writing this/thinking this thing out, but it was fun at least.

>Pattycian tier episode potential

FTFY

Title
>The Seasons of Television
Plot
>Spongebob and Patrick are annoyed at their favorite show still going on for years with their favorite characters and jokes dumbed down and flanderizes. They then learn that no matter how long it goes on, the old seasons are there to be enjoyed, and that it's okay to not watch a show after its been on for so long anymore

>making the main characters act out of character
>making a "mean-spirited" episode
Glad you don't write the stories. Spongebob would never betray Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy.

The characters meet gender swapped versions of themselves. Shenanigans. Also Hasselhoff makes an appearance at the end and makes a funny quip.

somebody post that tentacle acres sponge slaughter post somebody wrote awhile back.

Mermaid Man Returns

Spongebob is glad to see a new episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, but is surprised to see that they've become incredibly edgy (about a minute or two of the episode is shown, over the top edgy while still being kid-friendly). SpongeBob is horrified and offended; he asks Patrick to help him protest.

I don't know how this episode would end, or if the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would be involved in this gritty reboot. Maybe someone else could fill in the gaps.

Sounds like a joke of Teen Titans Go, dipshit.

Patrick's rent goes up by exactly one cent, forcing him to get a job. After a brief montage of him failing at everything, he lucks into a tech support job. That's when Squidward's computer breaks, forcing him to call tech support. SpongeBob enters the story when Squidward realizes that the only way to actually communicate with Patrick is to bring in someone who "speaks idiot." SpongeBob follows Patrick's instructions perfectly without questioning him, which leads to chaos, I guess?

Could work but I think his motivation for getting a tech job needs to be different. And the way he gets Spongebob to do a bunch of stuff could be by having other conversations while on the phone. I know it's a common trope, but it still works.

>Squidward asks Patrick to talk to the manager
>Patrick gets promoted to manager right then and there because the previous manager quits
>Looks like I'm the manager now, Squidward!

Replace robots with cowboys

>Another Side, Another Story

Sandy invents a machine that can enter alternate worlds, and SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward go along with her. They end up in an alternate world where everyone is their exact opposite personality.

Sponge Fist

Tired of losing to Sandy at karate all the time, Spongebob journeys to find a master that will teach him how to become stronger. He finds an old sponge monk who teaches him "the way of the sponge," which gives him enough techniques to defeat Sandy.

He realizes that thirst for power is bad and apologizes to Sandy. Sandy also apologizes for not realizing sooner that he felt that way and should have trained him more.

You could also steal a joke from Duck Dodgers and have all the destruction happen in a 5 minute period between him leaving and him realizing he forgot his wallet and coming back

I would paid either way as a writer

Freedom

SJWs invade Bikini Bottom and say bubble blowing is problematic; Spongebob has to lobby to unban bubble blowing. Squidward aligns himself with the SJWs until they ban clarinet playing too.

>not making the town name be a part of the episode story at all
it's asking for sjw interferences

"Basement Bozos"

Mr. Krabs tasks Spongebob and Squidward with their hardest assignment yet: finding something for him in his basement. This normally wouldn't be hard, except this is Mr. Krabs' basement, Bikini Bottom's biggest hoarder.
"Journey to the Center of the Idiot"

Plankton manages to sneak a Krabby Patty out of the Krusty Krab on Spongebob's day off, who took it off to celebrate Patrick's birthday. Everything would've gone just as planned, except on the way back, Patrick finds a perfectly good Krabby Patty lying on the ground and eats it, unknowingly eating Plankton as well. Plankton needs to get out, but that's easier said than done with the weird ways Patrick decides to spend his day with Spongebob.

>To Sponge or not to Sponge
Spongebob's other cousin comes for a visit and Squidward falls for her. Every date they have, Squidward imagines dating Spongebob.

>Watermelon Fever
Patrick's rock is stolen by a penguin and decides to build a house from a watermelon.

>The Crusty Crab
Mr. Krabs doesn't know if he wants to leave the business to Pearl when he's retired.

squidward

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