Urban Tails

Because there's no better way to teach children about animals than emulating 90s music, we get this. We actually had a thread about it a few months back when it was still in development - the first music video is out with the girl foxes who are trying to be like Salt 'N' Pepa.

It's somehow even worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting to hate it.

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It's Irish rap. What did you expect?

>irish
>rap
two words I never expected to hear together in the same sentence

Well, it's probably all downhill from here. I doubt the beastie boys boars will be any better.

Their names are Clawz and Pawz, so that wasn't just random bling.

I must admit they are kind of cute

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Is it weird to say that I imagine these girls as Gumball Waterson’s aunts who try to make him cool but only ends up making him a big loser at school?

What, you don't think they have street cred?

>we eat rabbits

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I didn't think I'd ever see a fox lamer than Claire.

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I would totoally fuck that fox

Well.

Which one? The one with hair covering her eyes is clearly superior.

FIFTY TWO of these?

I assume each one is about a different animal. They've used these foxes in all of their promotional stuff for the show, but I'm not sure if they actually get more music videos. Maybe they will, but I know other animals are getting ones.

Madra Rua? Are we supposed to know what that means?

It's Irish for what I'm assuming is sluts.

Fox

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That's some top-notch analysis. Really glad we can have discussions like this.

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Top-Notch what?, it's nothing, I try going to this website and nothing happened

You just don't get it, grandpa.

Actually, since this crap is trying to emulate the 90s, its probably kids who won't get it. They won't get it at all.

Oh please, what was popular back then is a punchline today just watch the #1 spot of this top ten of worst animated revivals by RebelTaxi, and tell me you don't agree with his decisions
youtu.be/Lg-q38DzFUs?t=16m55s

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nice

Can you please stop making porn of every animated vixen you see?

Are you going to post it on trashdump or e621? I can't download it at this moment.

So now we need a pic of those two going feral on Judy Hopps. Biting and tearing her uniform with some wounds.

This thread is also MINE

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I know that was meant to be a joke, but urban foxes in the UK really are treated like pests and killed. Are they worse than raccoons? Raccoons seem like they would be much more aggressive and territorial.

I expected that I would go my entire life without listening to or even thinking about Irish Rap.

Yet here I am.

At least raccoons are intelligent.

I don't give a fuck about cultural appropriate, but if I did, this would be it, I think.

>Irish Rap

This is what I was expecting.

youtube.com/watch?v=g7IVAH1JauE

Don't really have anything else to post. Video is only two minutes long. I'll keep an eye out for any future ones, but chances are, they'll be awful.

gracias

BALLIN

>there's no better way to teach children about animals
then having a flash cartoon series involving a bunch of ficiticious bullshit that is entirely impossible
>you know PBS could just show re-runs of the kratt brothers shows that had real fucking animals, or maybe... I don't know...SHOW SOME REAL FUCKING ANIMALS ON THE FUCKING SHOW BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PBS IS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A CRAP TON OF CARTOONS, BUT IS SUPPOSED TO SHOW REAL LIVE PEOPLE WITH A FEW CARTOONS/PUPPET SHOWS IN BETWEEN TO TEACH KIDS REAL LIFE EXAMPLES!!!!!!
YOU RAPING IT PBS. YOU'RE FUCKING RAPING THE CHILDREN'S MINDS

Mongrels is better
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>Urban Animals cleverly entertain, while educating us about city life in their latest rap videos.

>Filled with funny character driven content the series is energetic, unpredictable and upbeat, presenting the viewers with an unique take on Urban Wildlife.

>Each episode is a music video that educates us about what life is really like for the creatures living amongst us in our cities.

This probably only got made because the Irish government funds Irish animation.

How inspiring.

We need my nigga Zaboomafoo to teach kids about animals and shit, not Irish rapping foxes

"We're okay!"
"Rip up your trash though."
"Absolutely."

hmm
on one hand new waifus
on the other hand they're wiggers

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What is it with the English and these jackets?

it took me a while to figure out they were singing in english

>That bling squirrel

Most people aren't familiar with Irish terminology.

>Implying that's a bad thing

Are there no black people in Ireland? They're foxes. Can't really assume.

No, there isn't any blacks in Ireland. At least not enough to make a cartoon about. Plus they are Irish who were treated as "the blacks" of England and America.

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Any other cute animals?

Clawz is a cute! CUTE!

I like the other one better. Besides, Clawz is already a mom.

Nothing that we've seen yet. Not even sure when the next video will air.

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I thought those were his lil brothers

Her. And the lyrics in the song mention going back to their dens with their cubs. We don't see Pawz with cubs, only Clawz.

Because Pawz is pure and doesn't just go around getting knocked up by random foxes so she can get potatofare checks.

pawz is the cutest

Kek.

>pawz will never be your daughteru

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No stop, I already have a tiny fox as my daughter. I don't need another.

It's cute. Thank you. Shows like this, they pop up and then vanish like a fart in the wind. It's nice to have things like this to remember them by.

>daughteru
These foxes don't seem that young.

I wasn't aware you stopped being someone's son or daughter just because you grow up. All daughterus will grow old eventually. You must protect them at all cost.

Are they suppose to be black?
Rapping and Fried chicken is a little on the nose.

any requests?

make them actually ghetto instead of this soccer mom approved hip hop

I fucking miss Zoombafoo

I honestly don't know what I expected, from this video or this thread.

Actually, that's not true, I expected to see something about Mars bars, but certainly not this.

Make them smoke a 420 in pajamas.

We can tell there aren't enough cause they didn't have black intern jamal there to tell them how racist this is.

I think they were just there for the music video.

Chicken and chips is just greasy, cheap food in that part of the world, they probably weren't going that far.

Make them do a dab.
Yeah that's right....I said it

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

>sitting on a beat-up sofa with your naked kids right next to you

Jesus, how ghetto can you get?

as soon as my daughteru turns 18 BAM! get out of my house!

They eat out of the trash and people throw shoes at them. They're not exactly living the good life.

I stand by statement, and add that black brits are just as crazy as the rest of them.
>putting mayo on anything

>Vixen
>two kits
>Baby Daddy LONG gone

This is why your daughterfus will leave you to rot in the old folks home.

Have them mix up and enjoy some purple drank.

you can't catch the sly fox

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Mayo on fried chicken?!
My inner /ck/ is screaming inside

It aired on RTE2, which I believe is the Irish equivalent of PBS.

mayo n fries is delish tho

>not putting mayo on everything
it's like you are not even a weeaboo

Bump.