This shows up on your bed, what do?

This shows up on your bed, what do?

Be glad that I married a good one.

Fuck it.

/thread

Piss on it.

Put it back in my ass.

This

>Be glad that I married a good one.
What?
Who wouldnt fuck gaz, monster or otherwise.

Ask it to leave because I'm trying to sleep

go back to sleep honey...

How would you treat monster gaz?

Jhonen mentioned on Twitter that Gaz is short for Gazleen.

Insert sexual Metallica joke here

>gazleen
Thats hot as fuck sounding. Also, does jhonen know our obsession with gaz? How does he feel about it?

>Search for gaz bigdad art on Google
>nothing but bad meme captions
The fuck?

Jhonen hates all his fans. He's probably aware people fap to Gaz, and probably hates them too.

>Jhonen hates all his fans.
And that is why he is my idol

He was always my favorite of those condom skinned puppets.

yeah well, gazleen is right up my alley
fuck now i wanna go ride gokarts

Reach for the RAID.

DONT KILL MONSTER GAZ SHE IS FOR SEXUAL

Die horribly with out knowing why.

Good question.
Try furraffinity and hentai foundry.

I kick its fucking head in with my powerful legs
It's a force of habit

Ask her if she would be interested in playing a round of AoE II and eat some snacks.

Not before you eat this bowl of eggs!

the sex

You monster, she only wants hugs and fugs

Everything has at least one soft hole.

So, find it.

Zim a cute! CUTE!

I think we are all in agreement that we need more Gaz related content. Lewd or otherwise.

Johnen has been known to straight up lie about Zim though. He once wrote a piece ina dead serious tone where he explained that the series would have ended with Zim taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer to defend humans in court.

That's funny as hell and would actually like to see that in some weird epilogue.

That depends, is it already on my bed when I get in my room, or is it on my bed when I wake up or what?
Also I don't remember how big that thing is.

Its on your bed when you wake up in the middle of the night

Probably panic and throw a pillow at it then. Possibly followed by a disoriented escape attempt from my room.
Or assume I'm hallucinating and either take in the experience or ignore it.

>not freaking iut and then try and fuck it afterwards

that sounds amazing, i hope he was serious

Send it back
I'm pretty sure I ordered a Tak

get it off the sheets I dont want to clean that shit.

my nigga

How dare send back best waifu.

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