TOM CRUISE GOT KEKED

TOM CRUISE GOT KEKED

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BLACKED

BIG

pretty sure they've been publicly dating since they did that shitty movie together earlier this year

imagine how fucking bad in bed cruise must be for his wife to turn to BBC

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes haven't been a couple for years. In what fashion is this cuckholdry? Or it is something to do with Jamie Foxx being taller than Tome Cruise?

>Raising another man's unwanted spawn

Yeah, I think you'll find it's Foxx that's the cuck here.

Isn't she like completely fucked in the head from years of Scientology abuse?

Dating a emotionally fucked single mom is the opposite of being çučked

Tom Cruise always wins

Just another nail in the coffin of the white race.

what movie

does she inject through her feet?

>Dumping your wife as soon as she hits 33
>after ruining her body with your kid
>he's the cuck
lmao

>5 year ban

Tom is literally /ourguy/

>and I get to kill white people how awesome is that
watch out Katie

they've been together longer than that, it's at least 2 years.

Jamie is literally a cuck though since he's now raising another man's child

>5 year public dating ban
Tom is one of us

Holy shit this website is full of real fucking losers

They haven't been together in years, what is this TMZ bullshit?

What the fuck are those pockets?

Just anutha brutha who cant handle strong black womyns. Pathetic

I met her once, she smelled really nice and was much prettier than she looks on Camera

Manlets sloppy seconds he will feel a foot shorter everytime he fucks her.

I'm glad you're feeling welcome.

Black MEN can have whoever they want, whyte boi. Deal with it.

t. Jamie's publicist

COLLATERAL 2 CONFIRMED!

>foxx starts dating an expired slag that was banged by a guy who's face you see everywhere

the fuck is wrong with this nigga....why in the fuck would you date some used up cunt, when there's tons of young girls that are desperate for your dick?

Jamie could do a lot better

what did he mean by this?

...

Tom fucking won. Sorry folks, you just can't bruise him.

>banging someone's used goods
>cucking

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>those hands
wtf

based Tom sucked the life force out of her before discarding her

>foxx and holmes happily dating
>nine months later a baby pops out
>white skin, a shit eating grin and asymmetrical teeth

At least Cruise still has Miscavige, right? I bet Katie was just a beard for Tom while he fooled around with this Xenu hating manlet.

Obviously. If you just realized this you fall into the other specimen found here: a retard

Good lord. Scientology does that?

>KEKED
He dumped her after she hit expiration date, good riddance.

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Ye

Is this how white boys usually cope?

>be me
>go outside
>not even one interracial couple

ok Sup Forums

She left him you Sup Forumsedditor. She won't even let the cuck see their kid lol

XENUED

kek

Smash and dash, always smash and dash.

Tom Cruise had a clause on the divorce stating that she couldn't publicly date anyone for 5 years.

>be me
>go outside
>no niggers
wow, so you got worked up for nothing Sup Forums?

so... jamie is raising another mans child?

that would make him the cuck

And people wonder why short guys are the best in Hollywood? Just look how good the little manlet looks in the camera, the suit just fit him perfectly, the proportions are good, meanwhile the taller guys are either landwhales or deformed coming out of a freak show.

lmao, too bad most don't like you.

Twist the situation in whatever way to fit your narrative if you want to, user.

how the hell did the pull that, and what did she get in return.

Can you really do that?

>how the hell did the pull that
He's Tom fucking Cruise.

>how the hell did the pull that
Scientology freakshows probably helped him
>what did she get in return
Probably avoided having shitstains like this harassing her
youtube.com/watch?v=JM2SanSKk9c

You mean you are twisting it to better fit your sexual fantasies, get a life.

Man that Louis Theroux documentary about scientology was fucking kino

>get a life
Words you should live by, user.

that's so fucking based

>cuckposts on Sup Forums

>Jamie has to face Tom Cruise face v2.0 everyday.

I did no such thing.
You on the other hand...
>le based cruise working the smarks xDD

If you had mountains of money you could

I suppose this is where you quote someone you think is me

Time is a cruel mistress. And also heroin.

I can literally say the same thing to you user.
I only started posting 10 minutes ago.

holy shit
HOW
DOES
HE
DO
IT

yes they have user. they being a couple has been one of the worse kept secrets in jeweywood.

so this makes sense, he got expirience in that

damn

also she's probably fucked up with the awful parenting

That would bring me to despair, she has the same grim.

>you will never be in a loving scientology community
>you will never get paid to hang with your friends and meet celebrities
jdimsa

He meant Holmes and Cruise not Holmes anf Foxx.

Cruise probably has a harem of scientology women (or boys).

>ten years after Project Chanology, and this is the shit that gets posted now.
And theres people out there who don't think Neo-Sup Forums is a thing.

The seed is strong

>fucked kidman before she got insane
>fucked holmes before she got really old looking
>letting some black guy and a country singer pick up the scraps
>tabloids so jealous they claim you're marrying women to hide your homosexuality
>loads of movies planned
>haters hating
>still winning

he truly is the last true movie star

What has Scientology even done that's so bad? They're a cult of sorts, but I don't see them promoting any kind of rampant degeneracy or insanity

Well user, heres a thingy from over a decade ago answering your question.
youtube.com/watch?v=e1mNRBhvGts

Theres also a gorillion of other things to watch, like Going Clear or some shit.

thats because they do their dirty work behind closed doors, and have enough resources to ruin anyone who tries to expose them

they run literal slave camps

this. They may be bad cult itself, but they aren't seem to public brainwashing, as long as You don't join them. Since I don't have that in plans, I don't care what it is like for them.
Tom Cruise just provides neutral entertiment, focusing on movies and jumping on sofa in shitty shows. He isn't into politics and shits either and I don't care about others privaticy.
Tbh they are nothing compared to so-called celebrities openly favouring right or left winged politicians anywhere they have chance to.

I suppose if both parties agree as a clause of settlements in a divorce.

It's like how Parolees can not be allowed to hang out with certain people. Not forcibly given to them, but if they read it and agree to it then it's on them.

Raids was always the biggest cancer and Chanology is what brought to this Sup Forums-infested abomination we have now.
Not that scientology is any good, mind me