Fuck it Sup Forums I can't take Canada anymore. Is it worth it to take my savings after college and immigrate to Japan

Fuck it Sup Forums I can't take Canada anymore. Is it worth it to take my savings after college and immigrate to Japan

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Oh i was about to say I can't take canadians on this website anymore.

And

Japan isn't a fun place to live you know.
People literally work themselves to death over there to compensate for their shitty economy.

jap women are terrible, they have the lowest fertility rate in the world

what you need to do is get out of toronto/vancouver and move a small town, rural areas are OVERRUN with qt conservative tramps that will squirt out lots of babies for you

No, go fuck yourself, weab shit. Japan for the japanese, fucking stay put and make a life for yourself

A
FUCKING
LEAF

Why the fuck do you want to be the Asian version of Muslims, they don't need us culturally enriching them and their women so kindly respect them and move back to your place of origin and fight to free it from the grasp of globalism, Muslimization, feminization, and the brain dead German people.

Sheldon is that you?

they dont want you there and you will never fit in at all and people will always resent your presence and although they might interact with you, they will never accept you

Just moved from Vancouver to whistler.

It's all whites up here, lots of fun stuff to do, hilarious IRL Australian shitposters.

Just get out of the urban places man.

lol I'm literally moving to Japan next month.

I can't wait to raise a clutch of hafus with my Yamato Nadeshiko while watching North America collapsing into terrorism and civil war.

Stay the fuck out you lanky leaf faggot. If you dare come here I`ll hunt you down and torture you

Why do you hate Canada?

this, Japan for the Japanese. Stay the fuck out you weaboo leaf faggot

Bro don't fucking do it.
If you are a foreigner, Japan is a great place to visit. People will treat you very nice and be accommodating.

But it really sucks to live there as a foreigner.
Even if you learn to speak Japanese fluently, and learn as much as you can about cultural norms, you will always be an outsider in most social circles, because you still look like a foreigner. The nice attitude will start feeling like you're being patronized.
You will always be the "Amerika-jin" in their eyes even if you're canadian. They want you to remain the stereotypical burger-snorting, bumbling amerifat that puts butter and soy sauce on their rice.
So if you don't feel like you fit in in Canada, moving to Japan is your #1 surefire way to amp that feeling up tenfold.

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please make more cartoons

Imagine walking down a street lined with 2-bedroom houses that are each worth $4,500,000 (more than you could hope to earn in your entire lifetime), but 75% of them are vacant because they're owned by Chinese billionaires overseas, and the other 25% are occupied by Muslim immigrants in full burka who have their rent paid by welfare and who glance up from their bomb assembly lines long enough to shoot you death stares as you shuffle by on yet another day of fruitless job hunting because racial quotas have excluded white men from the workforce. There is no future in this country. There is no hope.

I so want Japanese to kill their fucking gaijin. Just fucking hang them them and put it on youtube.

I know several dudes who couldn't get their shit going in Canada so went to Japan to teach English. If you've got *any* degree, you can do that there. You'll be a celebrity, chicks will dig you, and you will have awesome life experiences.

Do it! Don't be a complainfag. Take control of your shit.

Japan is a good place to live. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

>I'm moving to Japan so I can impress the locals with my extreme mastery of hiragana and elementary school-level kanji
>how do I bring my katana on the plane?
>I bet I will fit right in with the locals wearing my kimono and sugegasa

How does one best ask a Japanese girl for a date?

You underestimate me. I also know katakana.

Do they still expect salarymen to hang around the office for an ungodly number of hours every day, pretending to be productive?

They don't expect gaijin to do the same there, do they?

please breed more, we have 60% asian majority here in vancouver but very few Japanese QT3.14.

>When are you going to mass genocide the filthy gaijin.
>Is standard living expensive (food and housing)?

Just try to talk to people. Be honest and say something like:
>Excuse me. Sorry if this is rude, but I'm trying to improve my Japanese and was looking for some people to talk to. Is that okay?

You'll need a social network of sorts. Most girls are going to turn you down unless somebody they know knows you. Most people get together through work or by being introduced through friends.

Whatever you do, just don't look like those guys who stand around on street corners and talk to any cute girl that walks past them.

he's already living the anime life there

why are you using a nip proxy and why do you think youre an expert because you binge anime

Depends on the company, but yes. It's called 残業, and it's awful. You're also expected to go out drinking (you don't have to drink anything) and hang out with coworkers at least once or twice a month.

You can voice your opinion about it, but it's largely going to be ignored because they'll just say "That's how we do things here." They'll just shrug and accept that you don't understand their ways.

Keep in mind that these are for larger, traditional companies. You can also get away with not doing things by playing the Ignorant Foreigner card. You can get out of going out drinking sometimes, but they'll view you as an outsider. It can potentially limit how high you can go in the company.

>Abandoning your country in its time of need
People like you are why dude weed is going to have a second term.

Get the fuck out of my country you faggot.

I didn't abandon my country. My country abandoned me.

Is it Vancouver by any chance? They're doing something about the vacant houses aren't they? I've heard about a tax.
Come on, you guys have a very low murder rate/crime rate, you don't really need a large home anyway. I did not know about racial quotas though, that is fucked up.

Fuck this place. I'm only here for the remainder of my degree.

She's hiding her penis.

If you love dickgirls, it's your country.

So basically the same thing everywhere then.

>immigrate
we don't have immigration

you must be living in here at least 10 years with a decent job and visa as a foreigner and then you can apply naturalization

>japs have souls

>You can get out of going out drinking sometimes, but they'll view you as an outsider. It can potentially limit how high you can go in the company
Ha! I already have this problem in my own goddamned country.

Thanks. How hard would it be to convince a Japanese girlfriend to shave her pubic hair, do you think?

Fuck off.

uh. you can't? lol dumbass

It's a legitimate question. The Asian bush is terrifying to me.

Stop watching porn. That's not me being a mean guy and saying that-- I'm honest.

Full plebeian faggot

Stay in Canada you cuck, you complain that you hate it but then want to move to Japan and change everything that makes that country great

shave your dick and balls and just cry loudly it's not fair if you don't shave yours either

our girls are weak to mantears

>Moving to Japan, a country that doesn't want you, while providing nothing to their society that a native Japanese person couldn't.

Good luck with that.

Do what I did and move to the Alberta prairies. No minorities, no taxes. Just trucks and guns and friendly, un-cucked hard working folks.

Will the chinks leave eventually or do they have a plan? Are they even morally conservative or hate whites?

Pretty sure it's only 5 years, friend.

This isn't really a question because it depends on the person. That's like asking how hard it would be to convince a girl to grow her hairstyle out for you. It has nothing to do with the culture here. Some girls shave, and some don't.

Japanese girls can be pretty hairy sometimes. It's not like manga where they have perfectly smooth skin and a glowing, shaved surprise waiting for you in their skirt.

I don't watch porn, but I have in the past. Asian women's pubic hair looks like steel wool.

Japan is not made great by its women's pubic grooming habits.

Also, because I'm leaving this thread now, read the gaijin pot forum archives. They're fraught with people who shared your mentality-- thinking they'd come to Japan and be saviors of not only themselves, but of something greater.

Reconcile peace within yourself before you go out and project something to a foreign land. You'll be as frustrated as you'd thought you'd be satisfied if you go off to Japan without finding inner calm.

kek come to straya m8 and get eaten by a spider ya cunt

The chinks honestly aren't all that bad, they mostly come and run our convenience stores or chink restaurants

Fuck off you faggot cuck, if you love ugly Jewish shaved pussy so much then stay in this pozzed out country where you belong. Fucking faggot kike.

welp i confused it with permanent residence

Can we visit at least?

I do a lot of business in Akihabara

>leaf is actually this cucked by cartoons
How about you return to your fatherland instead? Europa calls to her children.

Seriously though, (You) were probably involved in this
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

I've never read manga like that.

Yes my version of the White Man's Burden is asking a girl to shave her bush lol

Pretty sure even a Canadian can take on Jap manlets.

How did the Canadians manage to fuck up their country this much. Its the 2nd largest country on Earth with a population only that of California. Housing should theoretically be cheap based on low population with a large landmass, but the Canadians fucked this up.

Canadians are the British of the West. They are still loyal to the crown and still have Queen Elizabeth II on their money. Its no coincidence that Canada has the exact same problems that Britain does of Islamic immigration, Indian and Chinese immigration, and explosive housing prices.

I have Italian citizenship and I would not go back, something smells there. Even fucking Alto Adige

>GaijinPot
Everybody on those old forums only goes on their to whine and moan about things, so of course it's going to be full of complaints.

Pubic hair is like that, you know.

Do you know any Japanese, by the way? You're not going to be able to be with any girl unless you're at a daily conversational level of Japanese.

Europe is in an even worse state than Canada.

We're run by globalists who hate our people.

They'll leave if/when China is a decent place to raise their kids and a safe place to hide their money.

So "never".

So they dislike China? That's good, they can make a revolution for you eventually.

Ok fair enough, Italy is kind of shit

>Europe is in an even worse state than Canada
>le weed man
cmon dude lol

Going to a country just to muh dick wimminz should be for short holidays only. Living the muh dick lifestyle will leave you an empty shell of a human being.

If you really want to move abroad permanently make sure you can cope with the culture there and lead a fulfilling self actualised life.

I'm Scots-Canadian. You're seriously recommending that I move "back" to Scotland? Do people even still live there?

Is that Tomie?

All Canadians deserve anal torture

>the British of the West

Fuck your gay shit ip.. Canadians unite CANADA THREAD

>immigrate to Japan
It is the land of milk and honey.

Op* wow I look like a faggot now

>doesn't even know the language
>wants to move there

annex plz?

The best way to learn a language is immersion.

Pretty much this. Also, if you're asian of any kind, this X1000.

- What degree will you have? How could it be applicable to working in Japan?

- Do you speak any Japanese?

- Do you have a basic level of intelligence to figure out how to take trains, use a washing machine, etc. in Japanese?

That's what lazy people say

>Do they still expect salarymen to hang around the office for an ungodly number of hours every day, pretending to be productive?

Most major companies and government jobs are trying to crack down on this. A lot of places have a day where they shut everything down at 5Pm so everyone has to go home.

Sometimes I drag out a task to get some OT pay, but they're cracking down on that too, fuckers.

And when they do it, they expect the gaijin employees too as well.

What if I steal your women and bring them back to Canada ? Would that offend her families honor ?

*Family's

strong words from literally DUDE SILVERBACKS LMAO

I disagree, the problem I've seen as people are too autistic to pick up on social clues and stick out As a result. You'll stand out being a non-Japanese, but it doesn't mean you're not welcomed by people you've made relationships with.

Yes, do it within the next decade

Japan is going to go full imperial mode, complete with an emperor.

Be part of nippon's rebirth

Depends on the family - cityfolk, probably not, countryside, maybe.

But Japanese will treat any outsider as an outsider wherever they are. Go talk to one in English, I'll bet in the first 5 minutes they will say the phrase "We Japanese don't..."

>Housing should theoretically be cheap based on low population with a large landmass

Do you know how much of that is frozen tundra that only timber niggers inhabit?

Are we Chinklets accepted in Nippon?

>weebs actually think their lives would be better if they lived in japan

Sauce

Yes about 5 million 95-98% white.

A lot of people think Japan should have kept it's relations with Taiwan, not PRC. Taiwan was the biggest single donor after the 3/11 quake.

I guess only the canadian mountie is the only one with morals there, we brits thought you were kool when we were younger. what happened to you? you speak french you post utter shit and your women proply dont shave there armpits.
Im disappointed in you son

>youre not jap and will never be
So? Youre not though. Why do you want everyone to pretend

How's Fukushima nowadays anyway?

are you going to have to build a giant sarcophagus around it?

will stalkers have a The Zone 2.0 to collect artifacts in?

Chinese, no. Taiwanese, yes. You're going to get a lot of bad looks until you can explain that you're Taiwanese, then you'll be treated as a honored guest. Virtually no one I've met in Japan has a negative opinion about the Taiwanese.

Still non-native asians are not treated well - but probably the ones who get it the worst are Nikkei (foreign-born Japanese).

Suprisingly enough. A lot of us people who are shitposting on Sup Forums are all Quebecois.
We all seem to unanimously hate British/American culture for some reason.

With the exception of the areas closest to the plant, all evacuation order are expected to be lifted next year, and the places closest by 2022, IIRC.

They're pushing for the development of robots that can take the rads to extract the melted fuel, they're not planning to just cover it.

Currently doing some experimental fishing for bottom-dwelling fish off the coast to see how bad the contamination is.

For an disaster