>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived
That'll be $20.99 + tips + jizya tax
>Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived
That'll be $20.99 + tips + jizya tax
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I'll give you a jizz tax you little fag
>paying tips
Sperm in his hand.
Thanks faggot your tip is dont ask for tips its rude so you get none.
"Uhh... Yeah sure. Can you give me a second to get hard?"
Fuck man, I don't want to be called racist or anything. I could lose my job.
Indian pizza is pretty good desu.
So $20.99 and a bullet to the head?
Here your jizz tax
Fuck, I miss Punjabi pizza.
I live in Quebec now. :(
Spicy Punjabi pizza was epic.
Ok, so, 20,99?
Here's 21.00. Keep the change.
>oh it's this same exact thread again
...
Why do you post this every night?
How fucking hard is it to google 'As salamu alaykum'? I thought you leaves were all Islamic anyways?
I would honestly throw it away once I paid him
Not in front of him obviously, but I would never accept food from a strange muslim
Probably me just being an asshole though
Trips don't lie
Nice reply
I didnt order a pizza with sausage
>OP is the bro-tier in the pic, trying to stir up business to his shitty leaf pizza joint
>see his eyes drift
>checking out my chick's heals
>ohnoyoudont.tiff
>question his virginity
>fuck him up the butt
>now he is a soiled whore
>cut his head off
>kids! pizza's here
Hey, making a good pizza does not discriminate. It's potentially an objective skill. Are you the perception of the Italian stereotype of making pizza, to be a true middle eastern, gay, bisexual, lesbian, arabian, Islamic, pizza maker ?!?!!?!
That's Stanton Friedman the alien guy!