Sum up your life with one quote

Sum up your life with one quote

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Why?

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face- Harry Dresden

that explains why i'm such a failure. i'm always good at shit right away, and it fucks me up. people who start out sucking learn how to try and whatnot

Remember, Jesus is all around you, but also, so is the Predator.

Indooooooooors! Indoooooooors!

If you're shitty at something and don't stop, the only way to go is up.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD

I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE

And now I ask, WHY!?

"Oh man, those first 400 bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better."

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A boy on the cusp of manhood cant spend all day whackering

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"Believe me. Youre the only one who cares."

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The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow.

How?

Why aren't I dead yet?

I've been told Karl and I were brothers separated at birth.
the only thing I'm missing is a head like a fuckin orange.

"It's true some days are dark and lonely, and maybe you feel sad but Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad"

I ask the same thing about you

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Underrated

'Nah, sometimes I kinda wanna die'
-Carl brutananadilewski

Pic is also related

was he redpilled?
also
>firmly grasp it in your hand

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or stagnate...

>and don't stop

>MLaaTR threads

Some people are meant to be with people and others, like me, are just... different.

>it's normal size and fully functional!

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