>hear a knock on the door
>open and see this couple
>the man says "Excusez moi Monsieur, parlez-vous français ?"
your response?
>hear a knock on the door
>open and see this couple
>the man says "Excusez moi Monsieur, parlez-vous français ?"
your response?
'Ouais'
Oui, monsieur le Président.
go back to Quebec you poutine fucking Frenchie
Bah ouais ma gueule, ça gaze?
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Gib government position
Burn my flat and move south towards Maloyaroslavec
Oui, maître.
>Nein. Verpiss dich und nimm dein Gespenst mit.
U N F U C K A B L E LARDASS
t. jealous he didn't marry his childhood crush
BASED
Oui, Iupiter
>Si, yo hablo bien
Will Macron ever recover
'Cherbourg'
Xiex?
Éloigne toi de ma grand-mère.
oui oui, sossi hui hui, hon hon hon, what you doing with that freak mummy doing your bon bon, yeah, fuck right off necrophiliac so i can get back to my 20 year old gf and the aphrodisiac.
*mic drop*
he picks it up
i slam the door to his head
'Baguette'
good evening mon empereur
good evening skeletor
Vaffanculo inculavecchiacce di merda
Close the door.
Toi ouaiffe est une pedo putain
"Uuuuäääää"
wtf she looks like a bog in disguise
>the bogdanoffs control the president of france with a boipussy
italian banter is pitiful
Ouais, casse-toi connard. On va te foutre la gueule sinon. Image relié, c'est moi et mes potes. N'oublie pas la vieille pute. Si elle était plus jeune on aurait pu s'amuser mais c'est pas le cas.
Use "baiser" instead of "foutre" in this situation, it fits better. Otherwise, good job !
flawless
Oí mon baguette
I-I'm sorry but I didn't learn French
Hehe. This Italian President is based.
>implying that isn't exactly why macron is married to her