Superman #10 Storytime

Caped Crusader v. Man of Tomorrow!
Boy Wonder v. Boy of Steel!

It's "In the Name of the Father" Part One!

Green Lanterns:

Guess who?

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>little brother

Man, Damian is friendzoned hard, huh?

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>World's Smolest
It's everything I hoped for.

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>Silence, heathen!

Is Damian ruler of Castile and Leon?

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his shoes came back on

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Not like he was interest in her romantically.

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Damian getting cucked. Damn.

Got what I wanted out of this issue.

Man between this and Teen Titans Damian's been needing to get punched in the gut. Little shit.

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Mag-fucking-nificent.

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Batman:

atta' boy

>Jon in the first panel
Oh no, he's too cute!

The fuck?

Damian the jerk is amazing.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

Good dog.

Most deserved punch to the gut of 2016.

BTFO'd

You go, Jon! That little spoiled Bart deserved it.

I still don't like how Tomasi is writing Batman, but other than that it is still really fun issue.

This is what I wanted

I like Damian, but sometimes, he needs to be smacked.

Jon gets all kinds of pussy.

F

Damian being able to breath let alone fight after a punch from Superboy is a lot of bullshit

Jon's powers wax and wane

Enjoyed this, but what the absolute fuck is this dialogue about

No kids speak like this, ever.

I fucking hate this little cunt

To be fair, the only time I've seen a comic accurately mimic someone's speech patterns is Batman Odyssey nailing William Shatner's voice perfectly.

>Good fathers

Fuck off Bruce. You didn't even go to your sons birthday

>Ted Kord echoing in the distance
>"One Punch!"

bloody hell i haven't smiled like this at a sucker punch since Oreimo

>why am i here again
>oh right the murders

Yeah fuck Jon the cat killer

Eh it's not so bad. Would you prefer "How do you do, fellow kids?" from Waid

Yeah it's not like Damian ever wiped out an endangered species or anything. Oh wait, Goliaths family is dead.

Why it's either this or that? There are plenty of good writers out there.

>The entire issue is about Damian being jealous that Jon has a mother who loves him

Get rekt faggot!

Because it's the only kid dialogue I've read coming out this week and I prefer this

just wait until he and Lois have some quality time together and he tries to keep his spaghetti inside the utility belt

So fucking good.

im hype as fuck

I'm glad they're getting the angst out of the way here so they can be bros in Supersons

JESUS CHRIST!

Fun issue. This is everything I wanted from these two being together.

I hate Damian so much.

Superdad is a cunt FUCK HIM

Of course you do, Damian is Batman's personality without Batman fanboy goggles.

Supercunt sucks.

finally!

This.
This is literally the same thing he said to Superdad

Fuck you, you probably don't have a son so you wouldn't know any of the feelings that come to a dad's mind...faggot

This has to be my favorite DC comic at the moment. Thanks for the story time OP.

Yeah man he should be fine with people kidnapping his son

Isn't Jon like 3 years younger than Damian?
When will they ever learn?

Are you for real? If you ask me Damian got off lightly. And Batman's a little fucking faggot. He didn't want Damian to let Jon go because it's wrong to kidnap kids but because he knew Superman was coming. Batman's the cunt

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing about Jon.

That's a cool costume there.

Superman is so aggressive now... but if this was New 52 Superman people would be flipping their shit...

Stop dude we get it you want suoerbro back, it's not going to happen

Superman fans are really that easy to please

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm surprised the other story times haven't dropped. Cyborg and Justice league are ripped

Just pointing out the double standards some fans possess. May the chips fall as they lay.

Only Cyborg to be storytimed among the initial batch.

>Double standard

They kidnapped his son after he told them to stay away from him. All Superman did was knock down a wall. You're acting like he punched Damian's teeth out

This was so damn fun, DC is on a damn roll. ReBirth is a great success.

About fucking time.

First Damian kidnaps the Teen Titans and then he kidnaps Damian next...

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>Superboy does what the TT's cant

Best boy

When you know you done fucked up and get the death glare from BOTH Supes and Bats.

Hmm maybe he shold have. Would have served the little shit right.

Let it go, dude. According to Sup Forums Superdad can do no wrong

>Damian kidnapping himself.

Whats the next part of his plan?

He didn't do anything wrong in this issue

Getting the Titans and Jon to save him. It's a trap so he can capture them again

MANLET BTFO.

I have my new phone wallpaper.

Except assaulting a kid with his heat vision ready to blast him off, let's add property damage to it (again) and wrongfully accusing the JL of being behind the kidnapping

These aren't exactly normal kids though.