Holy shit
I never do it but im currently watching this piece of shit and I had to come here and post it
HOW THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN COULD POSSIBLY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ADD A SCENE WHEN A FUCKER OUTSIDE OF ISS CATCHES THE PROBE, GOING FUCK KNOWS HOW FAST, STRAIGHT AT HIM, IN FUCKING SPACE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW DUMB WAS THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
should i calm myself down or is there more of this stupid shit there
like reanimating some fucking cell from mars by changing the contents of atmsophere in a jar
by manually
fucking
tweaking
valves
HOLY SHIT
and reynolds going around smiling like a retard
please help me bear this shit, anons please
and sending a disabled black man to space isnt the first thing nasa would do, right?
isnt it like the last fucking thing? sending disabled people on the fucking orbit
and wouldnt it be nice if the movie consisted of discovering an alien, growing it and then reealising it wasnt agressive, it wasnt trying to kill us all but to communicate and live?
like, not fucking alien ripoff maybe?
please send help
sorry user, hollywood can't into science. even basic high school physics is tenuously understood.
that's my conclusion after seeing the 'you can light oxygen on fire since it magically turns into fuel' bullshit meme for the 734th time.
Life >>>>>>>>>> Alien
Deal with it.
>the shit magically knows the sharp object will penetrate something
>grabs it and goes to penetrate the glove
>fuck the physics im just gonna push aganist the side of a glove to penetrate the glove
who wrote this shit
The placement of the names on this poster really rustles my jimmies
>lost contact
why
how in the fuck do you lose contact with earth while orbiting it
FUCK THIS SHIT FUCKING FUCK
heeeeeeeelp
too much electrical infetterence
>HOW DUMB WAS THAT PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
You might not have noticed this, but the name Ryan Reynolds was written in the poster and the credits. So next time you see that name, don't watch the movie. It is always going to be a stupid dumb movie.
I would REALLY like the have sex with Rebecca Ferguson. Hope that helps.
that might be right actually
but it wasnt aggressive until they started SHOCKING the fucking thing user.Thing was just using self defense.
is this whole post a version of '''''live tweeting''''''?! Just watch the fucking movie THEN come back and write a good long post on it and site sources on all the 'stuff they got wrong'.
i usually dont tweet like this
but holy shit this was shit
the only good thing about this piece of shit was the ending song because it brought me back to Apollo 13
this movie is indeed utter garbage. holy fuck it's terrible.
holy fuck,
that movie was shit. Prob the worst movie of the year. The music was shit. The acting was shit.
The ending was okay
>The ending was okay
no it wasn't
Muh dik
want more? bump the thread for more opinions about shit shit film
>Rebecca Ferguson
can't blame you user