Things you won't hear black people say

Things you won't hear black people say

"My stocks went up two points today!"
"Haha check out the picture of my son my wife sent me today!"
"Hello neighbor!"

"hi dad"

yes officer

my side bitchs husband said i cant cum over tonite

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are frauds.

"I did something"

"Want to take some mushrooms/lsd?"

White people are awesome

Stay awake

Sweden is overrated. Id prefer to migrate to Czech

"That thing I did wrong? That was totally my fault and I'm sorry"

"I don't feel like KFC tonight"

"Honey, I'm home!"

hi dad! back from getting cigs I see?

It's popeyes now man just for future reference.

OJ is guilty

I live in a country that values my inherent worth as a human being and recognizes the potential of my people.

"I had to clock some hours in over the weekend to meet the project deadline"

"I got a job!"

Anything unintelligent or lesser than what a white person would say.

Also, anything that would imply they're a poor father, aggressive person, or holding a taste beyond simple enjoyment for Kentucky Fried Chicken or watermelon.

I love my job!

"We did something wrong and take all responsibility for the error we have made."

I appreciate everything society does for me- and I must admit its quite a lot!

I'm going into the Whole Foods business

I did it.

White lives matter.

HE DIDDU SUMTING
WAS GETTING HIS LIFE OFF TRACKS
NEVER WENT TO CHURCH
KEEP YO PROGRAMS AND MONEY

No, please stay out of our communities. We don't need government hand outs to better our people. Why, just look that the Chinese, the Indians, the Middle Easterners! They made it, and so can we! The past is in the past. I personally did not suffer from the atrocities my ancestors endured. Futhermore, less than 5% of the population then owned slaves. The European immigrant population that came here had nothing to do these acts, and they themselves also experience hardships that they were able to overcome through collective bargaining and agency. Words don't hurt me. I would never fight someone over being called a nigger then sue them for emotional harassment. I don't need easy money.

"Heather, you won't believe the casserole I made."

Please, Thank you, may, how are you

I'm 5 minutes early... right on time!

good post

also godDAMNIT i hatr ethe fucking shop facade captcha

Fuck dude i've never heard a white person say that.

>I realize that I an responsible for my own life. I cannot blame whites. Whites are giving me the opportunity to better myself. My own people hold me down and it's them who sold my ancestors into slavery. Thankfully to white people who fought a bloody war, I am a free man now.

LOUISIANA FAST

"Hello I'm here for the job interview"

This

Say, those people are robbing that Quick E Mart! Call the police.

I am white.

You know, I don't think the Egyptians were black .

I'm thankful that my ancestors were sold by members of their own race to (((Europeans))) to be used as slaves in America, for without them i wouldn't exist here in the glorious land of the white man, free to fuck as many degenerate white sluts as i like and accumulate wealth.

I don't think we wuz kangz...

Sir! I believe you dropped your wallet.

>pic related

How was school today, son?

go on stock twits, nigs everywhere. stock market is the middle class lottery kek.

"I think i'll save some of my earnings from work for my sons college education."

I take pride in my work

''I'm going to work''

''My son and I are going to the park later''

''I'm the father''

''Violence is never the answer''

Obongo

"That's my kid"
"Are you hiring?"
"Do I need a permit"
"Excuse me doctor but I'd like a nonnarcotic cough syrup"

>Who's Fortunate Son is this?
>It ain't me starts playing

Yes I am ready to order and I have no questions about the menu or pricing

'I cant smoke dat blunt. I gots to go to work.'

I think id rather save the 150$, instead of spending the money on those new Jordans.

morality
the question is...
is that true?

I went to work and took a shower

"I love Jim Crow"

"I prefer black women over white women when it comes to dating and sex."

"Tyrone! I must share this word I learned today with you! By learning large words we can say more, using less!"
"Extraordinary, Dejontavarius! Knowledge is power!"

"I see that some niggers are harassing that person undeservedly! Hey, you! You, niggers! Leave that person alone before I call the cops!"

"I obtained this bicycle legally!"