Catwoman Election Special #1 STORYTIME

HAHAHAH

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

IT'S TIME FOR THE NOT-TRUMP AND NOT-HILLARY STORYTIME

WHO WILL WIN?

WO WILL LOSE?

ALSO THE END OF Sup Forums FAVORITE COMIC THAT THEY NEVER BROUGHT

PREZ!

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ADS & VARIANT SKIPPED 'CAUSE WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THOSE HONESTLY

I bought Prez.

Well the trade but I still bought it.

Don't be lazy and post the variants, atleast in the end

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is this going to mention the orphanage bombing they talked about in this week's Batman?

I dont think this is the same orphanage since it was the Waynes orphanage so I'm expecting it to be fancy or atleast not an apartment building

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Good user, at least you tried

Nah, it's not being lazy, it just get in the way of the story storytime pace and it's a bother

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No

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Jesus this writing is awful. Why did they give so much page time to a badly written Catwoman story, instead of just making this about Prez

Bump.

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At least Finch writes not-Hillary as a crook.

How often do they have her say "cat got your tongue"?

So who became Mayor, then?

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This is gonna be good

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Whoever would be standing in for Gary Johnson.

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Catwoman - Election Night 001 (2016) (GreenGiant-DCP)
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Are...are the guns loaded in the front and back, or did he make a notch for them in his skull?

>Beth
>get it
>Beth as in the chick from Prez?
>She even has the same hairstyle and shirt taste
BRAVA FINCH

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but is white.

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We all lose user, whenever Meredith Finch writes.

Given the number of references to Selina Kyle in the Prez part, it was probably a mandate to link the two.

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Ugg, Prez. No thanks.

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AND THAT WAS ALL

SEE YOU NEXT TIME

>I..i bought the trade user

Silly, nobody cares about trades.

Better trade sales would have resulted in the volume 2 they promised before they quietly backed out and gave Russell Flintstones instead.

>Beth Ross is canon in Rebirth Universe

Only good part of this.

This. Midnighter got a sequel because of good trade sells. You loud whinny faggots didn't even buy the trade.

>(extremely lispy voice) Pharmaceutical companies are STILL selling candy-flavored contraceptives that taste like shitty ‘90s mints. Who do YOU think they’re targeting with these flavors?
>Not a rhetorical question, by the way. Seriously, who? Who the fuck likes Mentos?!

It took me a minute to realize what happened. Still pretty funny.

>Shane Davis
Why doesn't he draw an ongoing or something? I loved his art in Superman Earth One.

A BIG
BEAUTIFUL
WALL

I didn't whine, but I also didn't buy trades or floppies, just digital. My Shame Box is filled with enough canceled series as-is, I had no more room.

That was underwhelming. I'm glad we have Flintstones.

It's mediocre though

>Can actually be fired from a gun

The absolute mad woman!

yeah really.

The parody was kindof nonsense this time. Not very clever at all.

A bunch of Senators for some reason want to ban a lucrative drug product. uh... right. cause that what the Senate does...
They are all male. in the future, when 20 of 100 are Female now, because we have to be hamfisted with our point.

I can only imagine this is a Planned Parenthood reference. and I am totally FOR planned parenthood. but, the opposition is not attacking it, because they are just retarded old men, with nothing better to do, and are confused by women.
They do so because of public funding, and "socialism". It should be picking apart that argument.

The comic loses any bite when its commentary is nonsense. its arguing points no one is making.

Her companion is a literal gun. How would gun regulations effect her?

Actually, now you mention it. The Senators were RIGHT.

To be fired from a gun, this means the candy/contraceptive is explosive/volatile.
People probably have died from biting too hard and blowing off their jaws.

I really didn't enjoy the Catwoman stuff - the art looked too much like Scot Eaton, who I developed a kind of negative reaction to when he became the fill-in artist for Batman and Robin Eternal (it's probably because it's colored by Gabe Eltaeb, who often is paired with Eaton). But Catwoman's ears look really dumb.

I did appreciate that it was roughly equally anti-both candidates. But making both candidates so nakedly expys of the current presidential candidates was really annoying - if this is supposed to be canon, I really hope they don't carry it forward in terms of dialogue for the Penguin.

Prez - I read the 8 page preview during Convergence, and hated it. I hate this too. They don't even have the guts for the topic under discussion to be abortion. Instead, we have two dudes lecturing dudes about how to be feminist about birth control, which most dudes are already okay with. It doesn't work as an abortion metaphor, but the dog whistling is clearly to the pro-abortion side. Not even mentioning the naked hatred of the constitution - not the interpretation of it, but it's just an obstacle, rather than something that the president of the USA is supposed to know about and uphold.

>I can only imagine this is a Planned Parenthood reference. and I am totally FOR planned parenthood. but, the opposition is not attacking it, because they are just retarded old men, with nothing better to do, and are confused by women.
>They do so because of public funding, and "socialism". It should be picking apart that argument.

Why would the exaggerated satirical comic book do that when actual, living people can't be bothered to? "Scared old farts who are afraid of vaginas and fuck their daughters" is the entirety of the characterization that people who argue against easy access to contraception get. Public funding is "the excuse", socialism is "the scare tactic" and thinking that pussies are gross is "the real reason".

You are asking for a level of nuance that actual politicians and lobbyists do not use.

The packaging says that it can be fired from a gun, not that it will stay intact. It could just be a bullet-shaped pill, with propellant and a primer and all that junk wrapped on its back.

I wouldn't put it past Not-Ted Nugent

Earth 1 Reborn.. Cobblepot for mayor.

Thanks for the storytime.

>They do so because of public funding, and "socialism".

Then why have they done next to nothing to add restrictions to publicly funded family planning providers but instead have in the past six years enacted something like 300+ abortion restrictions, including shit that requires pregnant women to view the fetal ultrasound and hear the heartbeat at least 18 hours before the abortion procedure, requires providers to have admitting privileges at local hospitals (almost completely unnecessary), requires providers or individuals in possession of aborted or miscarried fetal to cremate or bury them, etc.

>not-Trump is Penguin
>not-Hillary is a sadist and a murderer

kek

Or you don't, ye poorfag.

So they're retconning Calbrese Family biz? Just for little bullied orphan origin? Lame

Wait where did the girl who was holding her go? The cat attacked main bitch not her. She's not even I'm background she was just teleported out of story.


Oh no ... This is gonna SUCK

So this story is really just gonna now follow any Catwoman history, good or bad, from recent years.

Not the giant ass gangwar Penguin had with Catwoman.
Not the fact that Catwoman fucking had interactions for and against some of the biggest mafia families in the family.

Like of this is just gonna be out of main universe story that can be ignored I'm fine,
But if this shit anchors down Catwoman ongoing averages Imma be a mad nerd.

They'll big a 50foot tall wall and write "SUBTLETY" on the front of it in big bold letters.

I don't think that is how adopting kids works.

I mean really any family that is like "The one we were gonna adopt ran away? Well we'll just adopt this one instead." Like they're interchangeable
Is a family you don't want to have adopting.

If you want a kid, it's not like you're just going to give up.

How about help the search party for the missing kid?
I mean it she was gone after like 2 months and it was all cold yeah maybe move on but it seemed like it was 2-3 days missing

Part of me likes to imagine Batman snuck in the exact same way.
Red wig and all.

Searching is for police, not civilians.

Nice secret identity keeping, Catwoman.

This. I genuinely laughed since I thought it was gonna be wall to wall Shillary shilling.

Child Selena is a fucking idiot.

Fuck youuuuuuuuu

>DCNN
ha!

Wait what?
I'm in no way an expert on x-rays, but did you just say the police have x-ray machines that can see through feet of concrete at their disposal?

Something about action moves being shit accuracy makes me laugh.

>Not Hilary brought down by a leaky washing machine
Is this pure cape kino?

Has anyone shown /k/ hatgun?

>Tonight's topic: Vagina Stuff
I can't tell what's real and what's Poe any more

Well the Prez story was okay
But the Catwoman crap nah.

Part of me wants to buy this, and rip out the part I wanna keep and leave the Catwoman half on the LCS counter.

Whoever picked the font should be shot.

I bought floppies and trade and gave away the floppies to spread the word.