The unworthy thor #1 storytime

>thor
>having a penis
what madness is happening at marvel

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Don't support this comic, it is just an attempt to have Thor and Whor at the same time, while also leaving the real Hammer with her.

Also, reminder that it is said that NOBODY EVER wielded it better than Jane.

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shouldnt it be the other way around? not supporting whor since thats clearly the worst

So what's Thor been doing lately anyway? I recall he showed up a few times in Thor with Jane Foster and then kind of vanished. I assume he's been moping and doing space adventure with Jarnborn or something?

>it is just an attempt to have Thor and Whor at the same time
But I am ok with that.
Fem Thor has been pretty good except the Titana scene and the plot hole of if being Thor is so important to Jane why doesn't she just take the God Meds now?

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He has been held captive on a alien world.

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>don't support this
>real Thor fails to sell while Whor keeps selling in the 50-60k range
>Marvel thinks people are not interested in Odinson and keep publishing only Mighty Thor
You're not very bright user.

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>Marvel takes away Thor
>waaah it's not fair I hate new Thor bring back old Thor
>Marvel brings back old Thor
>NO NO NO I won't accept this unless new Thor is gone!!
This is why nobody cares what you whiny faggots think.

Thank you exposition woman, up up and away!

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Man, this issue makes me want to touch Thor's hairy chest.

Because when it comes to Marvel, MCU Synergy > Diversity/Equality any day of the week

and that's all
hope you enjoyed it

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couldn't we have just ignored this event and plot point

This art is so boring, Dauterman is do much better.

Jason Aaron was the one who wrote Original Sin right?

You think they're better or worse than Riderfags?

I enjoy it. Not as good as Dauterman, but still good.

Look, the more they use nu-Watcher, the higher the chances that someone will get a stick up their ass about it and undo it.

>This art is so boring, Dauterman is do much better.
FUCK YOU
> Dauterman is great but this is also.

Bill is a good friend!

Bill is always best bro

Beta Ray Bro

This was okay. A bit decompressed, but okay.

I still don't understand why Jane-Thor sells so well, though. She's not interesting. I say this as someone who is totally down with Kamala and Cho permanently keeping their titles and Robbie being "Ghost-Rider (unaffiliated with Ghost Rider)."

>Action figure variant
Has there ever been a single one that was drawn by anyone who actually knows how articulation works?

Bill is too good for this world. Or any other.

>war of the realms
Everyone seems to know what that is besides the main characters. Just fucking make it happen already, this isn't good teasing buildup.

What really pisses me off about the whole thing is that we'll never learn what made thor unworthy until sales drop.

He's Nick Fury Sr. in disguise, not a woman.

That's Nick Fury

This will never stop being funny to me.
Of all people, Nick fucking Fury.

The stories around her can be pretty good, but yeah, she's easily the worst part of them.
I'm with you for the most part, though I'd rather have Cho get a good run, followed by giving it up and getting his own, non-Hulk title and niche. Jane is by far my least favorite of this batch of legacies, especially since Thor's his fucking name.

To me that's good that get he get another hammer the Ultimate one, anything to stop him cry on. Actually I do not really like how they have weakened him. Even without the hammer he should be more powerful than this.

he's a god, a story,
hits to his reputation are hits to his power. the more people believe he has become weak the weaker he becomes

You're worthy too, fuck off.

WAIT WAIT WAIT... that's how we got fem thor?

Thor... HEARD something?

That made comment even funnnier

What happend to his arm?

that's fucking stupid. who the hell is gonna doubt he exists in the marvel universe?

"guys there's a dude outside throwing lighting around"

"FUCKING RELIGION IS BULLSHIT MAN I DON'T BELIEVE YOU *tips fedora*

Is Thor strong on his own or it was all Mjolnir?

they know he exists,
and it's also most people either have heard that he's lost his hammer, heard that he's been missing for ages, or both
and most people who have heard of him have heard of the worthiness clause, so can assume he's no longer worthy if he's lost his hammer
meanwhile jane is showboating around
plenty of reason to lose faith in him

>*tips fedora*
I mean, if they live outside of New York is it really that unusual for them to think it's all bullshit? The vast majority of American cities have no superheroes or villains.

>Alpha Flight
Yaas Queen was busy?

I'm sorry, I all heard was

>WAHH WAHH WAHH MUH STATUS QUO

I would prefer Cho do his own thing, but Chulk is the sacrificial lamb who will keep Bruce from falling into the same regressive storytelling hole as Peter.

Based Beta Ray Bill

Is this the first time since Original Sin he's even shown up?

I'm pausing here, I can't decide if I want to read the rest based on odds of it just making me more annoyed at the whole current Thor thing.

He's strong

Didn't Thor regain his worthiness during his last stand with Hyperion?

But then he died and reality burned and got reset.

Bill continues to be best beta-ray boy ever.

>Don't support the comic what would get Thor back into continuity!
Surely you jest. Besides, I dont mind Thor and Whor
> Also, reminder that it is said that NOBODY EVER wielded it better than Jane.
Thor saying that doesn't mean anything. He was just reminiscing and missing jane, grab hold of your panties.

those events never happened. 616 began its 8th incarnation at the point where the incursions started happening, but this time they don't
nothing in time runs out stuck

I love Bill, he is truly best bro.

That said I don't think Thor will take Stormbringer.

He's too pure.

Really, is there a hero more pure than Bill?

Slott remembered him. I don't think he showed up anywhere else.

And everyone can lift that hammer! Even unworthy nameless cucks like you!

>What happend to his arm?
Cut off by Malekith.

>even the thunder ignores my call
So it acknowledges that he has thunder powers of his. I guess it is mostly in his head. I still don't get how the whisper did anything to Thor considering the Hammer is the one that chooses seeing how Odin can't move it now either.

Holy shit White Fury.

BRB man....this guy is just the best

>Beta Ray Bro

the jane book implies what nick whispered wasn't some secret to thor but some secret to mjolnir, that motivated it to do all this and/or loosened the bindings on the primal storm contained within the uru

The real fucked up part is that thor plaved his life energy i the hammer, his very life us tied to it.

I am thankful that Beta is still the best.
Guess that's one of the advantages of being a true B/C class character.

It looks like we may be getting a redesign of Thor. Will they just give him Ultimate Thor's costume or something new?

Do you think marvel cares about continuity user?

>three months ago
already worried, that is a terrible tool for storytelling.

Whor hasn't sold 50K in a while

How strong is Ultimate Thor Mjolinr? Is it stronger than 616?

GOAT

Is that it? What Fury whispered? "There Is Another"?

>real Thor fails to sell while Whor keeps selling in the 50-60k range

It sells in the 40K range

Best bro in all the lands.

Man, Beta Ray Bill is just the best.

>Asgardia
huh? don't tell me there is a female version of Asgard too

> No tits

not sure if i like this version of Thor

During Fraction's run, the regular Agard was blocked off by Odin and so the All Mother created Asgardia near earth .

The best theory on what Fury whispered is still
"unworthysayswhat"

Obviously not. Even if he tried he's still unworthy, he can't lift it.

There is literally no one better than BRB, he is the best person in the multiverse.

This panel actually makes me want to read this book.