Hey it's actually pretty good, not cringe at all!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Men Tell No Tales
Hudson Lopez
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Michael Collins
>YAG SPARLOWL!
Chase Watson
Well sure, you didn't pay money for it, of course you'd give it a glowing review.
Carson Johnson
>mfw this is why I enjoy movies
Nolan Bell
1 > 5 > 2 > 3 > 4
Is it right? Dunnow if I ever watched 2 and 3 in it's entirety
Hunter Campbell
better than the last 3
Christopher Parker
>used to watch the Pirates movies with gf
>tfw not watching this one with her
Jace Carter
How did the name Sparrow spread? Salazar only said it on his ship with only his crew to hear him right?
Andrew Morgan
How does this compare to 4? I thought 2 was decent, 3 was a mess with the occasional good moment, and 4 was just awful tedium.
Jack Phillips
it's better than all of those but not better than the first movie
Hudson Sullivan
totally ignored 4, nothing beside taking ship out of bottle is even related. forget characters from 4.
it plays a shit on nostalgia to will and elisabeth, but not developing it any further. only good things i have to say are:
Great ghost ship design. It is just floating wreck, with very little remains. Broken mast and totally destroyed hull makes it. Salazar seems cool and You actually sympathise with him, but in last minutes they made him generic villan. Barbossa steals movie. 'muh strong woman' makes jack looking like drunk dumbass
Carson King
dude literally the fucking same.
she left me after 7 years and was engaged to me.
she kept telling me to watch it but i never got around to it until now.
didn't fuck me up as bad as her which i was also avoiding
William Bell
>this is no country for old pirates, and dead men tell no tales
Logan Lee
Nice try Disney social network representative
Samuel Long
She dumped you cause you didn't watch the New Pirates movie?
Eli Sanchez
Bro that would be less stupid than what actually happened.
Matthew Wright
1 > 2 > 3 = 5 > 4
Cameron Ramirez
Reminder that Salazar did nothing wrong
Nathaniel Rogers
>less stupid than what actually happened
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Eli Young
Probably have to start over from 1 never really gave 2 and 3 a fair chance
Aaron Johnson
Me to. Btw that is a rare one, saved it.
Christopher Thomas
>how blue and grey and green can we make a movie and still have plebs tolerate shit ugly filmmaking: the movie: the reckoning
Owen Wilson
Is Michael dear i say it, /our guy/?
Isaiah Harris
this was the most disney one of them all. it was terrible desu. maybe it's just that the magic is gone now that I'm a grown jaded adult
Justin Thomas
>maybe it's just that the magic is gone now that I'm a grown jaded adult