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GOD HAND:
Tywin Lannister
Orys Baratheon


CHAD HAND:
Jon Connington
Brynden Rivers


Jobber Hand:
Eddard Stark
Barristan Selmy
Rossart the Alchemist


cuck hand:
Mace Tyrell
Davos Seaworth


====POWER GAP====

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WORSE than a cuck hand:
Tyrion Lannister

*smooch*

Rose doesn't deserve this shoddy treatment from a gormless manlet

How is Tyrion so low? He helped save Kings Landing from Stannis

You act like she's not a scheming, manipulative liar. It's very possible that she lied to Jaime to keep him by her side.

She also knew that Jaime was meeting with Tyrion, so she could have used that to her advantage and make him think she was pregnant.

But when she told Jaime she was pregnant she had no reason to lie, there was nothing indicating he was going to leave her. They weren't fighting. Instead, they were fucking a lot.

And Tyrion noticed it without her even saying it.

their love is pure
PURE

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

kill yourself kike

can someone post the bran webm?

>mfw I know who drew that
It's based on Cersei's recollection in ADWD when the septas shave her cunt and she remembers that Jaime's kisses are warm.

Lmao
I've known Kit for ages, he never once hooked up with Emilia.

Cersei came up with the ideas; Tyrion took the credit for them.

How is he like?

It warms me to know that they're still thinking of each other like that throughout ADWD, user. I guess we can take it as a confirmation that Jaime was into eating Cersei out?

sure you have buddy

Entertainment Lawyer, aka Enty, accepts literally everything that people send him.
He published every single retarded thing I've "anonymously" submitted, I'm not even talking about GOT related shit.

What's the best one you've come up with?

He's probably into everything my lad, he's been fucking his sister since they were kids, there's been time to do stuff.

It's true, I'm kit, Iv'e known annon for ages

bah

Chris Pine "blind items" back in the day, about him and Quinto and Jared Leto "blinds". The retard confirmed them too, I literally just had to come up with some fic.

is Cersei good at licking assholes ?

your grace, I am the sept slayer now

He's turned out alright
On our teens I always thought he'd become one of these hipster coffee drinking fag

It's the Tyrion one that makes the biggest case for her lying. She could have easily make him think that he found it out himself. Also, him being a creep outside of the room where Jon and Daenerys would make sense then. He really likes both Jon and Dany, but now feels bad cause he's going to betray them to protect his sisters unborn kid.

Whether she's telling the truth or not, what's the point of bringing up a baby with 6 episodes left in the show?

>light colors NEVER EVER again because Team Evil
>same with the hair
I'm sad.

800 pages of twin porn when?

She found the wildfire. Tyrion came up with the idea to trap them with the chain he had all the blacksmiths make and burn them with a boat full of wildfire

GRRM is too busy jerking off to Targshits history, it's seriously the Mary Sue house.

So is he the Mad Dwarf?

Who was the bigger chad, Tywin or Roose

>tfw rewatching scenes from S1 and S2
Why was it so comfy back then?
What went so wrong?

He would be if he wanted to burn the entire kingdom down. So maybe, slightly mad?

Was Joffery a Bobby poster?

Plus almost every dude has a beard now

he was never tired

You know what they say about guys with little fingers

bigger dick

Betray them how? And why?

Jaime is going to spoil Cersei's plan anyway.

Stupid boy!

Gods she was hot then.

Bobby B was king dickin around, drank his boars wine and Ned dropped Ice on his own neck by accident.

Can you prove you know him?

Wouldn't a dragonglass bolt take out Viserion quickly

Probably be a spy for Cersei. We don't really know what the could of planned in the meeting. But I could just be giving D&D too much credit

>Jaime is going to spoil Cersei's plan anyway.
He literally knows everything, even about Euron, and she just let him leave without doing anything. Somehow I think he got more pissed about Euron than anything else, it'd be more in line with book!Jaime who's pathologically and violently jealous.

>guys with little fingers get killed by Smegol Stark
It was Old Nan's favorite story.

aggghhh...

Only if it could penetrate the plot armor.

Cast my waifu in A Game of Throne or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>Daenerys will be pregnant with Jon Snow's baby
>For real

One of the dumb Northern whores slaughtered by the Free Folk.

...µµµɓɓɓɐ

well is it getting colder

Mermaid that gets eaten by her giant clam

A WHOOOOOOOAAAR

Im assuming shes a porn star, so she can be Sansa in a porn parody

Can we agree that he's the qtest?

kek

>You want the good episodes, but you need the bad shitposting

The Nik ass scene this series unironically made me want to turn. I would stick my fingers up there and lick them clean.

KINGSLAYER
COME FOR A SWIM

I'd cast her on my dick if you know what I mean.

Didn't that episode win an emmy for writing?

>long hair
>makeup
>WHOOOORE nails
>WHOOOORE clothes

>implying this isn't the comfiest scene in the entire series

youtube.com/watch?v=QaEgFn2KmLc

That's actually stupid writing. Why set that up anyway, when that basically goes completely against who Tyrion is now AND will be completely undone by Jaime, since Cersei just let him leave.

Tyrion's reaction to Jon and Dany is strange, I'll admit. But it's probably not because he betrayed them.

Lollys Stokeworth

Well, there's still a betrayal.

Who is this redhead semen demon?

youtube.com/watch?v=AIRq5YEIrpI is more comfy imo

By?

GODS I WAS LONG THEN

Shut up Lena.

...hhhgggaaaa

>with book!Jaime who's pathologically and violently jealous.

>only time he got violent about a woman in the books was when that former Rainbowguard guy made fun of Brienne

>book!Jaime who's pathologically and violently jealous

Have you even read the books?

>wants to smash Cersei's teeth and then fuck her
>wants to rip Cersei's tongue out but rethinks that because he'd miss it

>doesn't actually commit violence
also you're accidentally implying he's jealous of Cersei not jealous of guys fucking Cersei.

>tfw you will never fuck lancel and kettleblack and moonboy for all you know

Is there any scenario that The Night King actually wins?
Also how actually powerful is The Night King compared to someone like Sauron?

He just has angry thoughts about Cersei's betrayal, he never acts on them. It's natural to be angry when you discover the person you love has been cheating on you.

He even confronts Lancel about him fucking Cersei but doesn't do anything because he only feels pity for Lancel

Dude, a lot of the stuff on this show is incredibly stupid

Different user but he's obviously violently jealous over Cersei here, the thoughts about Lancel Moonboy etc are like Jaime's AFFC/ADWD mantra. Don't try and tell me GRRM put them in there to show us how Jaime is "over" Cersei and doesn't care about her anymore.

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There is clearly a mole in Dany's circle feeding info to Cercei. Who is it?

>No Daenerys Targaryen & her three dragons
>No Daario Naharis
>No Greyworm
>No Khal Drogo
>No characters related to Daenerys Targaryen except Jorah Cuckedmont
what kind of shit list is this?

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Agreed words are violence, #lovetrumpshate #resist

>Is there any scenario that The Night King actually wins?
Well he's already breached the Wall and the North is woefully unprepared, so that kingdom should be fucked already.

KINSLAYER! GET IN HERE!

Missandei. She realized that she is still a slave in all but words.

>Also how actually powerful is The Night King compared to someone like Sauron?

Someone like Smaug could destroy the Night King and his entire army

Smaug was basically just a disciple of Sauron

I hope bobbyposting never dies

if he only thought it once or twice it would be different, but he doesn't. he's obsessed with it, just like he's obsessed with cersei.

>not just choosing fire

I don't know...the North is huge and it takes quite a long time for a large army to move around.

Who is this Chad?

>the North is woefully unprepared

Well at least Bran watched it live so he can warn everyone to flee for their lives

Smaug was fathered by things created by Morgoth. Sauron would have had to bribe him to get him to do anything for him. Dragons are sloth and greed personified. He wasn't a disciple of Sauron, he was Sauron's boss's cat.