ITT: Times you were Pennywise the Clown

ITT: Times you were Pennywise the Clown

>kids ball rolls towards me across the road
>pick it up and throw it further away


OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

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>man walks up to me and asks for the time
>"No worries sir"
*checks wristwatch*
>"The time is get a watch o'clock!"

LOCK ME UP

someone post the greentext one

>go to the kinoplex
>buy one movie and just walk cinema to cinema afterwards not paying for any other movie I see

PUT ME IN A STRAIGHT JACKET

>mate asks me how I'm doing
>say I'm great
>am really just fine

I DON'T BELONG HERE

>fixing the car with dad
>tells me to screw something in clockwise
>screw it out counter-clockwise

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

these didn't happen

OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!

you didn't happen

I KNOW I'VE GOT A PROBLEM

rude

>Go on the internet
>Tell Lies
YOULL FLOAT TOO

>go on Sup Forums
>say a movie is good
>know it's actually shit

STOP ME NOW

>homeless man asks for change
>"Yeah I've got change, right here!" *Points at my ass*

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

...

>marathoned a film
>love it
>Sup Forums hates it
>say it's shit to fit in

I KEEP GETTING SOBER

This one still the best

>have sex with my wife
>in the missionary position
for the sole purpose of procreation

>go to restaurant
>waitress brings me the menu
>asks if I have any questions about the menu

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the...

>ask her what material the menu is made out of

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>not standing in a corner watching her get impregnated by daquan

fucking cuck

>Candy bowl says "Take one"
>I take two

BEEP BEEP, RICHIE

This one is good

Shouldn't Pennywise do scary stuff, and not just Joker stuff?

>run out of tp
>steal some from college stall

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>posted MOMS GONNA FLOAT in pennywise thread
>get 100+ replies

EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEE!!

>coworker asks how i am
>hungover and feeling miserable
>say that im doing excellent
LOCK ME UP
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>asked what times I was Pennywise
>come up with mundane bullshit
>didn't even do the mundane bullshit that I made up
>actually I didn't even do that and this is my first and only post in this thread

OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

YOU'LL POST TOO

YOU'LL POST TOO

>replying to myself to get the you's going

WAKE ME UP

>get a specialty doughnut at the store
>go to the self checkout
>put it through as just a plain ring doughnut

TAKING IT TO THE STREETS (taking it tooo the streets)

>ITT: Times you were Pennywise the Clown
>Needing to preface your garbage meme thread with a template
Just make the goddamn post with the image fag. No need to make double extra sure that your fellow redditors know how to shitpost for maximum r/Sup Forums karma

Imagine being this bitter over a Sup Forums thread

have sex

Kill yourself

>come to a meme thread
>don't meme
>just shit it up by being a fag

IN SPITE OF MY RAGE, I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

always

>Be me
>Father is scolding me because of my school grades
>Under my breath say "fuck you..."
>"What's that?" he says
>"Nothing" i answer
>He'll never know

'CAUSE I'M A CREEP.

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I made a shitty meme thread on Sup Forums about how I acted like Pennywise.

ONE

They should have used this in the film.

youtube.com/watch?v=yVcAyEMM4Cc

That would be CUH-RAAAA-ZYYYY!

You motherfucker and here i was thinking that i finally was able to scape this shit.

three HUNDRED MEGABYTES

of storage capacity

You can never escape.

GO? WITHOUT THESE?