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tijuana picnic edition

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good afternoon

yeehaw

Greeks are NOT white

I am Georgian you shitskin subumans

wanna be part of the golden circle

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long live bhutan

A BHUTANESE PASS-A-PORT

THE LAND OF THE THUNDER DRAGON WILL PROSPER FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS

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greeks are subhuman filth

yanks are subhuman filth

redpill me on greeks, up here in yankeeland they are salty restaurateurs

see

uh what

They come here, run for local government and open restaurants. the end

reminder that /dixie/ begins in Effingham, Illinois

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fuck of flagletts

all me

it's literally all the same flaglet

>replying to himself
disgusting

yeah I said that u fukken idiot??!?

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...

I memorized a disturbing amount of that. I do it to friends sometimes while imitating the voice.

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*flagets ironically*

yee YEE

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uh hello fellow extraflags users

today i will remind them
>we have no free will

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me on the bottom left

fresh OC

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Smoking is bad for your health

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MELILLA DRINK WTH US

*slurps down a hot glass of semen*

yes join us

Shan't, had too much this Saturday and as a consequence I embarrased myself

Only 24 hours ago I was vomiting in my friends bathroom and talking about how lonely I am.
and you don't see me being /sober/ like a /clown/

ooo

tell us the story bud

^nerd

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Met a gal so I left my friends aside, before leaving we drank a couple of beers, and went to a cocktail joint (Louisiana was its name btw). I remember when I left I told her "Hey how weird, I've drunk 3 whiskeys and I don't feel anything".

Then we went to the Goldwin, a literal whorehouse because all the other bars were closed due to strong ass winds. As I wanted to try new beers, I told the waiter to put on a Carlos V (I think it's called that), I did not realize it was black until I tried it. I really liked it so I kept drinking and drinking to the point a "cubata" magically appeared in my hands.

Before I knew it I saw double, I touched her ass without any shame (lmoa she too), suddenly it was 6 in the morning, and the owners threw us out. When I got out of there I could not walk, I was feeling triumphant but also scared because I had a belly full of beer, or rum, what do I know?

The way back I just do not remember, brief pictures of my friend and I doing s's and clumsily making with each other while we swearing eternal love is all there is. I told her to stay for the night in my father's house, that he does not care, or at least I suppose, because we ended up going into my father's house anyway.

Upon entering, I went to the kitchen, I took a glass, I looked at it and said "This is for the greater good." and went to the bathroom.

Upon entering the bathroom I was quite scared. I did not feel the face or the extremities and I was still full of alcohol. So I had to throw up everything, because I seriously thought that I could give myself a coma if daring to get into his vagoo.

So I drank, and drank, and drank until my guts said "enough", I vomited. Thanks to my medical knowledge I knew I had to keep drinking, the water did not taste like water anymore, I knew something strange and unpleasant. I ended up lying on the bathroom floor, but I had to drink more, so I pathetically got up to fill the glass, drink, and lean over the water.

in the end passed out and didn't bone her

>he's embarrassed because he threw up
I tried to kill myself in front of other people when I was drunk and didn't feel a shred of embarassment you weenie

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Holy Chist that's a whole LOT of grammatical errors

Unless America get's a leader that really changes things, China will become the new hegemon.
How do you think our lives will be affected by this /dixie/?

it won't lol

Me n Macon
What was the choice for the method of death

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>China will become Hegemon
"No."

I don't care, I'd rather be Fortress North America anyway

apparently I was jumping in front of traffic and lying in the road

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macon is gay lol

you is gay lol

>America get is a leader

reply to me you scummy little man

i don't respond to flaglets

No use in killing yourself pham you're still a youngling, although it's true that life only gets worse and rock bottom is a moving target lmao

ah man...

I'm only a flaglet because of my ban

well that makes me feel better, but this was when I was 16 or 17

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what would you do if i r&i'd you

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no

^reported for reporting a report of someone reporting a report
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*randy's ur bumhole*

>Randy is
Well alright then.

surprised you didn't say anything about "ur", penman

*doesn't fukken reply*

*does*

but u didnt
idiots these days i swear
shaking my damn head

uh ok?

so macANO what'd you do today

went to classes and realized i really shouldn't have missed friday

bought food but they ruined it

came back to my empty room and felt really fucking alone

worked on a RLC circuit in ltspice and wondered why the numbers weren't making sense (still haven't figured it out)

started searching for other clubs and shit to do

what did You do?

nvm figured it out

jacksonville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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g

been there bud

sry it didnt work out for you but alcool is a hell of an easy way to fuck something up that you want

oogabooga where all da flaglets from

the US lol

meant to post this pic
>other one is right next to it

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YOU BETTER BE AS DRUNK AS ME TEXWEGIAN

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Where did all of the flags go?

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Fado'd
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do all spanish guitarists make those faces when they play

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yes
t.guitarrist
They are Tugas though

whats a tuga

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Sure thing bud, what ya having?

rolling rock

im gonna go cuhg a beer right quick
plz do the same :D

good choice, got a 6pack here ready to go

T I N C U P W H I S K E Y L A D

don't fly too close to the sun, icuckrus

Someone from Portugal

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I switched gyms. attending my old one tomorrow just to talk to that qt. gonna tell her that I won't be there too often anymore and ask for that numero

hope she declines you lol

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Remember to flex those pecs BOYE

alri
just gonna say sorry for the denial ahead of time

got denied today
asked out a cute petite SEA FOB at the store but "I'm married". she had that weird Asian thing going on where she could be 20 or 40 and I'd believe it

rude

macon is a big meany !!!

>big
thats disputable