tijuana picnic edition
/dixie/ Southern US & Friends
good afternoon
yeehaw
Greeks are NOT white
I am Georgian you shitskin subumans
wanna be part of the golden circle
long live bhutan
A BHUTANESE PASS-A-PORT
THE LAND OF THE THUNDER DRAGON WILL PROSPER FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS
greeks are subhuman filth
yanks are subhuman filth
redpill me on greeks, up here in yankeeland they are salty restaurateurs
see
uh what
They come here, run for local government and open restaurants. the end
reminder that /dixie/ begins in Effingham, Illinois
fuck of flagletts
all me
it's literally all the same flaglet
>replying to himself
disgusting
yeah I said that u fukken idiot??!?
...
I memorized a disturbing amount of that. I do it to friends sometimes while imitating the voice.
*flagets ironically*
yee YEE
uh hello fellow extraflags users
today i will remind them
>we have no free will
me on the bottom left
fresh OC
Smoking is bad for your health
MELILLA DRINK WTH US
*slurps down a hot glass of semen*
yes join us
Shan't, had too much this Saturday and as a consequence I embarrased myself
Only 24 hours ago I was vomiting in my friends bathroom and talking about how lonely I am.
and you don't see me being /sober/ like a /clown/
ooo
tell us the story bud
^nerd
Met a gal so I left my friends aside, before leaving we drank a couple of beers, and went to a cocktail joint (Louisiana was its name btw). I remember when I left I told her "Hey how weird, I've drunk 3 whiskeys and I don't feel anything".
Then we went to the Goldwin, a literal whorehouse because all the other bars were closed due to strong ass winds. As I wanted to try new beers, I told the waiter to put on a Carlos V (I think it's called that), I did not realize it was black until I tried it. I really liked it so I kept drinking and drinking to the point a "cubata" magically appeared in my hands.
Before I knew it I saw double, I touched her ass without any shame (lmoa she too), suddenly it was 6 in the morning, and the owners threw us out. When I got out of there I could not walk, I was feeling triumphant but also scared because I had a belly full of beer, or rum, what do I know?
The way back I just do not remember, brief pictures of my friend and I doing s's and clumsily making with each other while we swearing eternal love is all there is. I told her to stay for the night in my father's house, that he does not care, or at least I suppose, because we ended up going into my father's house anyway.
Upon entering, I went to the kitchen, I took a glass, I looked at it and said "This is for the greater good." and went to the bathroom.
Upon entering the bathroom I was quite scared. I did not feel the face or the extremities and I was still full of alcohol. So I had to throw up everything, because I seriously thought that I could give myself a coma if daring to get into his vagoo.
So I drank, and drank, and drank until my guts said "enough", I vomited. Thanks to my medical knowledge I knew I had to keep drinking, the water did not taste like water anymore, I knew something strange and unpleasant. I ended up lying on the bathroom floor, but I had to drink more, so I pathetically got up to fill the glass, drink, and lean over the water.
in the end passed out and didn't bone her
>he's embarrassed because he threw up
I tried to kill myself in front of other people when I was drunk and didn't feel a shred of embarassment you weenie
Holy Chist that's a whole LOT of grammatical errors
Unless America get's a leader that really changes things, China will become the new hegemon.
How do you think our lives will be affected by this /dixie/?
it won't lol
Me n Macon
What was the choice for the method of death
>China will become Hegemon
"No."
I don't care, I'd rather be Fortress North America anyway
apparently I was jumping in front of traffic and lying in the road
macon is gay lol
you is gay lol
>America get is a leader
reply to me you scummy little man
i don't respond to flaglets
No use in killing yourself pham you're still a youngling, although it's true that life only gets worse and rock bottom is a moving target lmao
ah man...
I'm only a flaglet because of my ban
well that makes me feel better, but this was when I was 16 or 17
what would you do if i r&i'd you
^moderators have been informed of this post
no
^reported for reporting a report of someone reporting a report
youtube.com
*randy's ur bumhole*
>Randy is
Well alright then.
surprised you didn't say anything about "ur", penman
*doesn't fukken reply*
*does*
but u didnt
idiots these days i swear
shaking my damn head
uh ok?
so macANO what'd you do today
went to classes and realized i really shouldn't have missed friday
bought food but they ruined it
came back to my empty room and felt really fucking alone
worked on a RLC circuit in ltspice and wondered why the numbers weren't making sense (still haven't figured it out)
started searching for other clubs and shit to do
what did You do?
nvm figured it out
jacksonville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
g
been there bud
sry it didnt work out for you but alcool is a hell of an easy way to fuck something up that you want
oogabooga where all da flaglets from
the US lol
meant to post this pic
>other one is right next to it
YOU BETTER BE AS DRUNK AS ME TEXWEGIAN
Where did all of the flags go?
do all spanish guitarists make those faces when they play
yes
t.guitarrist
They are Tugas though
whats a tuga
Sure thing bud, what ya having?
rolling rock
im gonna go cuhg a beer right quick
plz do the same :D
good choice, got a 6pack here ready to go
T I N C U P W H I S K E Y L A D
don't fly too close to the sun, icuckrus
Someone from Portugal
I switched gyms. attending my old one tomorrow just to talk to that qt. gonna tell her that I won't be there too often anymore and ask for that numero
hope she declines you lol
Remember to flex those pecs BOYE
alri
just gonna say sorry for the denial ahead of time
got denied today
asked out a cute petite SEA FOB at the store but "I'm married". she had that weird Asian thing going on where she could be 20 or 40 and I'd believe it
rude
macon is a big meany !!!
>big
thats disputable