/vld/ Voltron Legendary Defender

Robeast Edition!!!

Fanart contest now open for voting! voltron.com/news/voltron-robeast-fan-art-contest.

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Isn't that by the chick that draws buff Shiro a lot?

Yes

That link doesn't work. Use this voltron.com/robeastfanartcontest/

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Thanks for the link. I voted for the ones that looked the most vaginal, plus Zilla since she does god's work.

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Indeed

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What does galra crotch smell like after it's been cooped up in those tight rubber uniforms for a long day of conquest?

Wet dog and curry.

Sendak is especially bad since he likes to cultivate a pungent smell to assert dominance.

A wet dog

They're furries, remember

>Dog
How dare you disrespect the purple people eaters.

Wet koala then?

More like a nice, spicy, manly scent.

So cough drops and stale pee.

Old pipe smoke and Drakkar Noir.

What if galra fur is rough and itchy?

Shiro and a terminal case of rugburn.

Then the galra would have gone extinct, as the fur chafing their skin under those tight wetsuits they call uniforms would have quickly given way to infection and gangrene.

Have we seen a Galra without a uniform? Maybe they wax everything underneath and use lots of baby powder and lube.

What would Galra look like shaved down? There's gotta be a few who are into that kind of thing.

Probably not much different, their fur doesn't look too heavy.

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But with the ears.

>Zeb
Oh hey, my other musky buff purple alien crush.

Rebels and Voltron have a large amount of similarities. Kanan is the REAL #SpaceDad

There needs to be a comic with Kanan and Shiro swapping dad jokes and dadding over their space children.

Lotor when?

Season 2, episode 3 right before the episode ends

When you get off your ass and learn chaos magic so you can finally will him into this plane of existence.

But that sounds hard.

Do you want your purple space prince or not?

What if he's Keith and has been there all along though

What if Lance is Lotor

Lance can't be Lotor and a full Altean space prince at the same time.

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you know you'd still fuck her thin ass
i know i would, nigga

Great, emo Lotor.

That sounds kinda dumb. I want my flamboyant, dorky, lovesick evil-overlord wannabe

Will they ever actually call them robeasts, I wonder?

How would they retcon the rape baby backstory? Would they just give him a total redesign?

Best boy must be fashionably late.

Post cute Galra Keith

The only good thing to come from this reboot is Shiro, prove me wrong.

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Lion slippers.

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Galra

I bet his musclegut makes the best pillow. Perfect mix of soft, fluffy, and firm.

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Well that's terrifying

Are you new

what's Sup Forums's onion - is shiro/paladin art child porn? because I find this statement unreal but it apparently has traction on tumblr and twitter

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Sup Forums's favorite ship is probably sheith. Svendak is close, though.

Also this is fucking Sup Forums, do you really think they'd care, anyway?

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Non-ant version

Probably. There are also a lot of twisted, jaded sodomites, incorrigible reprobates, and all around perverts on this site and on this board in particular, although clearly not to the degree of /d/.

Being outed over /d/ material can ruin your social life and potentially career prospects. Liking cartoons is merely embarrassing for an adult.

I was going to bitch about how bad even this board has gotten, but actually that's not completely true. Some of the bitching about authors and cape movies is cancerous, but we still have most or all of what has made this board rather good for oh, at least the last 10 years?

I'd say /m/ has been more consistent but then that's like comparing the life and times of a tortoise to a hummingbird. The rate of activity is simply very, very slow on /m/.

There are some real ratfuck namefags over there too, don't get me wrong. And some of the widely known members of associated gaming communities are human filth, but it's a good board.

THIS
The Galra have awakened fetishes I didn't even know I had.

>is shiro/paladin art child porn?

Considering the Paladins are in their late teens, which generally ranges from 17-19, no.These dumb tumblrinas don't seem to know what "ephebophilia" is.

That said, Svendak >>>>>> Sheith

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>Shiro will never stretch out your favorite t-shirt
;_;

>ywn rip off Shiro's shirt

>Shiro's clothes will never shrink in the dryer
>they will never be so tight that he's practically naked
>they will never gradually tear and rip to pieces every time he moves
>you will never see him frantically try to cover his exposed lewd body while blushing furiously

Why live

gotta love the mice

Accidentally lewd Shiro is the best.

The only people who say that are fucking psychopaths who have no connection to reality, yes I realize the irony of saying that here, but apparently crazier than Sup Forums exists and that's it.

It's not just Voltron. A lot of other shows have been victim to this "it's pedophilia" discourse. It's turned into a buzzword by now, they'll accuse anyone of being a pedophile, which they don't seem to understand is a very grave and irresponsible accusation. They throw it around like candy. It's not just about ships, either, if they find an adult indulging in or making nsfw content of "underage" characters (teens) they'll also call them creepy/gross/pedophiles/etc.

It's gotten to a point where people are forced to reveal their very personal information about being abuse victims in order to prove they're allowed to ship certain things to "cope." They don't seem to understand how disgusting it is to make people do that.

They accuse these people of being dangerous and could apply their preferences in fiction to real life, but don't see the irony in them being unable to separate fiction from reality.

tl;dr it's nonsense. Shipping Shiro with the paladins hurts no one, even the staff is aware of this. There may be people who claim it genuinely triggers them, but these same people make no effort to make their online experience comfortable, they expect other people--complete strangers--to take responsibility for them.

It's a completely ridiculous assertion and those who perpetuate it need a good old fashioned foot up the ass.

Kek

OH NO
IT'S CUTE

Give this sex object a fucking shirtless scene already, Dreamworks.

I want dad Thace to happen so much.

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Literally built for breeding.

I know kids are always keen to grow up too quickly, but I never thought I'd see the day when they'd be wanting to skip straight to the soccer mom stage of life.

>mfw Josh Keaton has expressed so much admiration for the artists in this fandom and has put up with so much of its bullshit
>mfw underage tumblr cunts were glad he didn't show up at comic con and actually want Shiro killed so Josh won't make an appearance again because he supported Sheith once, before all the age reveals

This fucking fandom.

>people are forced to reveal their very personal information
No they aren't. It's just a result of a really shitty SJW subculture on tumblr that insists if you have a 'traumatic' past no one can ever talk down your opinions (unless it's someone else with a 'traumatic' background; then it just becomes pity-Olympics).

That has to be one of the best responses to this fuckery going on in the fandom right now.

It should be everyone's boilerplate response. Fandom died the minute people stopped having to pretend to be at least 18 to play in the sandbox.

These are the same kids who would have been screaming about sex positivity and kinkshaming a few years ago.