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a peaceful edition

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hate myself

anime

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hate you too

kony 2012

anime?

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if youre a nonce i hate you too

love tatu, russian music in general is quite peng

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does anyone else find it weird how western (anglo) society can be so sexual yet extremely prude at the same time?

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Bloke around the corner got a hen grenade thrown through his window.
Rural warfare is savage

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its FONY (fuck off nonce yank) ()

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dont understand how owen has such great production value considering he only has 20k subs and makes something like 1k per video

a hen grenade?
cluckin el that sounds brutal

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oh nice

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for me it's okean elzy

I don't want no scrub

The police have been and boarded the window but the cockerel is still in there, the police say it's not their problem to deal with it

cyberpunk 2077

hey /brit/ x

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why can't wh*Te women resist the allure of the BUC (big ursine cock)

it's a bit weird when you toot and can smell it .02 seconds later

Looking forward to cyberpunk 2077
Only reason i haven't killed myself yet

>thechive

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>Only reason i haven't killed myself yet
what about personal responsibility?

by the time it comes out it won't even be a game about the future anymore

I am attempting to learn how to do a British accent. Please tell me what I can do to improve.
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cd projekt red cant into open worlds

haha I smell the toot alright

mayfairs sound like theyd be well good but are probably the most vile fags about

ahahaha this is so bad please be a joke

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selo and ludy to be honest with you

haha

the muslim lad i've made friends with at uni is turning into a huge cunt lads
he's highly competitive about grades etc
his grade is higher than mine but i still have an A
with our most recent essay i did mine differently than his and he immediately said my thesis is wrong and that i need to redo it, but i asked our teacher if my paper's alright and she said yeah it's fine so what the fuck is he going on about
yesterday after class he adopted this patronizing tone and started asking about my other classes; told him i got a 100 on my engineering test and that i have three out of four firsts. the only person stopping me from getting four firsts is him, but i'm not salty about it. he's studying to be a doctor and his writing is very thorough and clinical(read:boring).
just wish he'd fuck off is all. his grades have gone straight to his head.

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*clips through the floor*

/brit/ is very therapeutic

before my gf went to tokyo i gave her my sheep toy so she wouldnt feel as lonely (and she gave me a plush puppy in return)

now she sends me cute pics of my toy sheep out n about in Tokyo

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shes shagging the sheep lad

disgusting you're both in love

would've liked the pic more without the sheep

manchild

DOOR STUCK

she welsh

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the GOAT
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imagine purposefully going out in Tokyo during cherry blossom season to take a photo of some lad's sheep and all you get back is your stuffed puppy sitting on a bin outside co-op in Basildon

:3

Dad got extremely angry and yelled at me when he found out i might be fired from my toil
He called me stupid and hurt my feelings

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ice cream, ice balls, egg yolk, and poo-beans?

hmm ahh yes british cuisine

that meal looks fucking digusting but cute gimmick you've got lad x she sounds like a keeper

eduberg gave me a quiz on easter
the nerve of him

why'd you get fired then

god just shut the fuck up you insipid little gromit

anyone remember that yank who was obsessed with Danny Phantom who shot himself in a supermarket hahaha yanks what are they like

quality thread

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if i got a job i don't think id hate myself as much
might hate my life but not myself

are you taking online classes or something

canadian on vacation?

Lads how do I deal with a cunty receptionist

please stop lad these posts are too cute and not in a good way they're genuinely making me sad, morose and jealous of people having this loving connection

im tense and nervous and i cant relax lads

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I thought the shift was over when really we still had 3 hours left
I was also feeling sick that day
I haven't been fired yet though, i think if i tell HR about it they will forgive me this time but my dad got extremely angry and yelled at me

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did you see the video of him trying to shoot targets in his backyard? retarded fuck couldn't hit the broad side of a barn

you cannot be aggro, louis

yeah

reminder to keep your ego in check lads

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yes i do actually. i remember downloading the series to get a better understanding of his thought process but couldnt stand the show.

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whats your job

same
haven't slept well in weeks
what's that like
can you cheat

you're a stupid little frogposting idiot who can't tell the time your dad was right to shout at you. hope he breaks your jaw.

depression has returned
it seems to be returning slowly too, each day is worse than the last.

I'm at ease lad, I'm listening to this
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What are your thoughts on Call Me By Your Name ?

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Think I've stayed awake too long. I'm starting to get the shakes, and things that shouldn't be funny are making me laugh.

Package scanner at an Amazon warehouse

same lad
maybe we have synchronised cycles hahaha!

i'm one of the most australian people in the world (but not in australia)

its jap cuisine actually mate

no but i am, ethnically.

dont worry about it mate
one day you will wake up at 11:30am on a Sunday and roll into the warm spot on the bed your gf left while the rain pitterpatters down outside until she walks in with a fresh tray of homemade brownies and wearing an apron but nothing else and everything will be alright.

poo

anyone in to photography here

must've been hard to give up your mistress like that

olly alexander is gay as fuck
i like his music but wow, he's as bent as a spring

ios 11.3 today lids

i like pretty photographs a lot but I don't really photograph anything myself

nah I'm a straight male

>one day you will wake up at 11:30am on a Sunday and roll into the warm spot on the bed your gf left while the rain pitterpatters down outside until she walks in with a fresh tray of homemade brownies and wearing an apron but nothing else and everything will be alright.

used to love waking up before the ex and asking her if she'd like a coffee, then ducking down to the cafe to get a latte (for her) and double shot latte for me before having a cheeky fag and waking her up with some brew

sometimes just want to go down and lie down in the street in the snow or rain and go to sleep and not wake up

know that in real life i'd just get mugged by the homeless and beaten up (but not to death) by drunks though.

i've been in a few photographs, yes.

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any train autists in?
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absolutely not and yet I have been on several Amtrak trains

it can be very calming at times

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Why does all the most beautiful high culture come from Russia, lads?

yeah