Why is Poland so much better at making video games than am*Rica?

why is Poland so much better at making video games than am*Rica?

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She's an accurate mutt woman though.

>use in game character creator to make ugly face
>compare it to professionally modelled character

Hmmm.
Also fuck off wrong board.

Witcher = Central, Eastern and Northern Euro women
Mutt Age = American women.

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Were a deep deep 3deep5u nation.

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yennefer is ugly bitch

Witcher 3 cosplayers are best cosplayers.

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why is Turkey so much better at making video games than am*Rica?

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NOOOOO, NOT MY WAIFU. She looks like Natalie Dormer now

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What? None of those are OCs

that's Sera, one of the romance options from Inquisition
doesn't look that retarded in game but it's pretty close

but this is legit character from DA Inquisition
not only she is ugly, but also annoying as fuck and lesbian

inquisition is shit
origins is better
inlcuding the character design
fopr the record origins in from 2009 and inquisition from 2014

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Origins is a much better game but people are still ugly there
there is something wrong with americans, just look at the faces of people in Oblivion, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, who could create such atrocities and get away with this?
pic rel is Witcher 1 from 2008

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My guess would be most americans being mutts
The problem with oblivion and every bethesda game is the engine they use, built on one from from 2003
I don't think the feminist boogeyman has anything to do with it but game studios are trying to be "relatable" while being out of touch with everything, so that's why they include characters like Sera based on what the cool kids were doing at the time; on the other hand cdprcared more about the characters as a medium to tell a story than trying to have more sales while "appealing" to common denominators
Maybe I'm wrong idk

>The problem with oblivion and every bethesda game is the engine they use, built on one from from 2003

yet modders had no problem fixing it
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Oblivion too
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Morrowind too, I remmeber the better heads and bodies addon for it

>muh witcher

lol

>I don't think the feminist boogeyman has anything to do with it
You haven't played the recent Borderlands game or the new Mass Effect have you?

I cant name any other game company tho

do you unironically think MB has a "rich and lore telling story?"

I barely got past the prologue of andromeda and I never played any borderlands
Please explain

isn't dragon age canadian?

Pre sequel, now eco friendly with 80% recycled content.

>chad memes have to accurate

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All the characters in Borderlands the Pre-Squeal were changed to make them literally tumblr. Most of them are gay and they go on about feminism a fucking lot.
Andromeda was worked on by many outspoken SJWs and was fucking awful as well.

Why are the men so ugly?

Poles are Whites.

Slavs*

Reminder that Netflix has confirmed that there will be black actors in their Witcher show. They will play Ofieris and Zerrikanians

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Yes, Slavs are Whites.

>[...]Eastern and[...]

a.k.a irrelevant characters

no

Citation needed.

>this is not White by Sup Forums standards
Oh god, Sup Forums's users are retarded

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When we say white, we don't mean someone that literally looks white. By that logic, fucking arabs would be white. We mean that they act white, which slavs and arabs don't.

>he thinks all Slav from different countries act the same
Brainlet Brit

all the slavs i've been contact with are the same (serbs, russians, poles). not. white.

Salty Slav

Because Nilfgaard represents Germany/HRE

Superior Slavic genetics

The important thing is for their existence to make sense beyond retarded western propaganda a la yo yo my nigga, I'm king Arthur, where all da ladies of the lake at

that shit is cringe. tumblr radfem freebleeding-tier cringe

sweeden is amazing tier yo.

Paradox shit is fucking ecstasy.

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Paradox is a fucking top jew in the business
Europa Universalis has like 100 DLCs and the complete edition is like fucking 250$
for a game with barely any graphics, that conists of looking at text and colouring the map

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It doesn't. In the books they dressed like Cromwellian bongs and governed like absolutist frogs. Their crest had a Gothic symbol. It was completely mixed up on purpose IMO, to throw the reader off. It was a country that never was, a 14th-17th century Rome-tier European empire.

>that conists of looking at text and colouring the map
Books are better than television, user

I love that there's a company taking care of this niche but I can't help but agree with the critic - paradox could do better with the way they (don't) make their games (year after the release) and the way they charge for it. Just because something works as a selling strategy doesn't mean you should do it if you're testing your consumers' good will doing it.

Witcher is an overrated shitty game made for the GoT normie audience
It's trash

>we

not so fast mohammed.

the way of the world's working now nigger..

man you should ask one of your banker neighboor how they rakes money on the downtown.

playing a paradox game is like playing an mmo with a subscription fee

We're not wh*te
We're not sl*vs
I am Iranic

Damn, Europe is unironically better in making vidya than America

Nothing beats 2B though.

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>paying the parajew
just pirate it lmao

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>map Germany
>not the greatest RPG of all time

>We mean that they act white
Then britbong tourists and hools are blacker than nigger's asshole at midnight

>tfw your country doesnt make any vidya

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yea vidya is for children

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surprised myself. just hopes couple decades later this growing trends isn't gonna shrink any bit. and we can compare you guys with nippon's.

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You're daft. I'm talking from a market perspective. They are earning a bad reputation even as a monopoly for a cherished genre of games.

Everything hinges on consumer good will since you can pirate any game no problem.

>empty

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With your regulations you'd only ever make games about soccer moms trying to ban games, everything else is too controversial.

Nobody likes Sera anyway.

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You do, it’s just shit.

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We're really far from being Nippon, there is fuck tone of small indie devs here, but only two big players who make AAA games (CD Project red and Techland).
We might catch up with Britain or Sweden tho

But Bioware is a leaf company. They’re based in Edmonton.

wtf L.A Noire is one of my favourite games ever
there is no better detective game
this is perfect and very underrated game

>since you can pirate any game no problem.
now that's good point.

it seems they doesn't see that as an big issue for now. they never brings it up. and, the more words going out the more they seems comfortable and even brings up issue that isn't their business the first time.
like listening on liberal side of political views, and integrated women's right on crusader kings 2, even when it's clearly steering the game far away from historical view.

Arabs look like Greeks, not Poles. You're an idiot. Also probably a britmutt.

I was about to say the same

I got the feeling that they changed Anna Henriettas character / attitude midway from practical thinking badass to literally Jeoffry IAM THE KING-level

>Germany
>No Gothic
underage GTFO

>anime schoolgirl
I bet you fap to trap porn as well you faggot

Hello. My name is Rod, is anybody per chance ever played Skyrim™ or Fallout 4™? I hear they are good games.

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To be honest, I'm quite happy that they are still doing something with game seven years old (Crusader Kings II) instead of spamming next title in series every two years.
Lack of super-edgy graphics helps in that regard, I guess.

Besides, Stellaris looks great for space-wide shots, and that is enough for me, I don't need 3D superbly animated farms on every planet.

>Playing games set in an era of dirty dysentry-ridden knights abd harlots with yellow teeth

Who /scifi/ here?

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>integrated women's right on crusader kings 2, even when it's clearly steering the game far away from historical view.
Could you be a bit more precise?

it looks like early skyrim. but so damn good for it's generation.

never heard about this before.

>this is perfect and very underrated game
The ending was shit.
Sometimes you couldn't tell if someone was lying like the german singer lady and the resolution of the black dalia murder case was mayor BS. Also the protagonist couldn't decide if he wants to be a loving family father / good person or a corrupt shithead and thats just bad character design in my opinion

Xcom 2 is fun

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Paradox use the same business model as train simulators

>OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>Runs into the enemy in sentry or proceeds to shoot his own team.
X-COM, everybody.
Not saying it isn't a fun game, but still.

its completly optional and only in a non-historic option possible. But I like to make my viking civilisations egalitarian

O-Only trap x girl.

xcom is boring as fuck
played the first one and got bored after the alien attack on the XCOM base
doing the same missions over and over

lol I wanted to insult you at first for being from Poland but don't know Gothic but then I hovered over your flag

Gothic is a classic in central europe / german speaking europe, everyone older then 20 has played it. It was famous for its direct, non-polite language and hard difficulty. One wrong corner and the enemys there beat you to death, perma death no auto save

They're slavs

>One wrong corner and the enemys there beat you to death

Now I know why Germans suck at e-sport so much

Thats basicly straight porn so you get a pass

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>perma death no auto save
wtf are you talking about?
also the only Gothic that was really challenging, is the first 10 levels in Gothic 2 Night of the Raven
in Gothic 1, after first chapter you pretty much just run and kill everything

The most played game in germany is Landwirtschaftssimulator, do you think we care about Multiplayer?

Good taste.

>after first chapter you pretty much just run and kill everything
Not me age 12 when I played it

i can't find that statement anywhere now even on @pdxinteractive where i read it first time.

iirc their statement is :
arounds the time they're about to releases conclave DLC for Crusader Kings II.
they concerned the words they got from their investors / social activist about how the game not promote woman's right. and at that moment they seems ignore it completely since you know.. ck2 is the game about incest, fucking hundreds woman etc in the way how the game got exposed in common folks (reddit, kotaku)

so the company left a statement in their blog saying that they're not like that and gonna prove it otherwise. then couple months later Conclave DLC released featuring new democracy system into middle ages, and how you can invest a law to honor women, and grant them rights to inherit lands more freely, lead an army or became councilor

>how you can invest a law to honor women, and grant them rights to inherit lands more freely, lead an army or became councilor
Your forget to mention thats its optional and not even the default setting you adult virgin

the game rules added months after conclave released. and needless to say, they implement it because not everyone playing the game is left wing feminism activist, starting getting butthurt.

also you and me both know we shouldn't fuck till we married ahmed.

It's also proof that Swedes are the jews of scandinavia

As long as this is optional (like the diseases), I have no problem with it.