BEST COMIC OF THE YEAR STORYTIME

ITS TIME FUCKERS

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So, this series is just your run-of-the-mill OC cape comic, but with a fat girl, right? So it becomes empowering and shows that a fat girl, when given superpowers, can battle vague crime?

I wanna die.

this is the worst shit jesus

why.
fatties will die off sooner than you

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I am 20 pounds overweight.

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well then good luck fatty

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what a ugly creepy child

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why does she draw all skinny girls with the same faces?
is it supposed to look awful or is this just her passive aggressive bullshit

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i havent been following it desu, i read the miniseries though and it was basically a lightly subversive take on superman

Wasn't this character fat because of her powers anyway?

no she was so fat she got powers

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shes a psiot. it's like x-men but you have to have your powers activated except for in very rare cases, so she didn't get her powers until about 2 years ago

Oh here's the Shillary story.

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This is 80's self-published levels of poor writing.

"Oh, this guy named Squall has wind powers. This makes sense because his name and powers are thematically connected. Did you get that, reader?"

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Except Faith has floaty powers, not Jesus powers l

>Louise Simsonson
No. God. No. Fuck. This is the comics equivalent of learning that your A-grade student high-school friend became a heroin addict and threw his life away.

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>of course
that looks fucking terrifying

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>i try to do that too
Why must this comic fill its pages with lies

That art in general looks terrifying. Uncanny valley at its finest.

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>LA
>criminals are 100% white dudes
hahaha

You know what would be a nifty idea? If she actually had faith powers and worked on Gladiator principles, essentially as powerful as she thinks she is, but believes her powers are tied to divine intervention and strength of character a la Bibleman.

Make her an overbearing Born-Again Christian who is nevertheless a nice, sweet person. Make her naive but potentially the strongest being on the planet.

But no, this is just a D-list X-Men character with world building and dialogue that the creator Spinerette would laugh at.

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she can make bread disappear

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faith is actually a very interesting character, but this series doesn't really seem to get her. if you read the comic harbinger you can understand the point of the character a lot better. she's essentially the only person in the valiant universe who aspires to be a comic book superhero

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>she's essentially the only person in the valiant universe who aspires to be a comic book superhero
Then why doesn't she try and lose weight

>Fat white bitch is voting Hillary

Well... Well yeah

>Hillary filled a stadium that large
now i know its fiction

>left fag isn't the one starting the fight

she spends all her waking hours doing superheroics or working so she doesnt have time to go to the gym

Because you touch yourself at night.

She could try eating properly. Pretty sure superheroing would burn enough energy to lose weight

her power is flight via telekinesis so it doesnt burn any energy really

>telekinesis doesn't use any energy

it doesnt in valiant comics

Or it's a comic book and a character that has a standard design.

It would be less embarrassing to have 400 gigs of prolapse porn saved on your computer

So you're saying in valiant someone with telekinesis could just hold something up indefinitely, with no strain?

yeah as long as they didnt lose concentration

I was gonna vote for drumpf but now I changed my mind

As someone who voted for Hillary...

Nah, this comic didn't change my mind. It made me mad, though.

>It made me mad, though
Why?

shilling pisses people off

This isn't shilling. It's a fair and unbiased view of the coming election and one of the candidates

That's lazy writing on a whole new scale.

no its not you autist

>fat heroine
>powers aren't creating black holes with her mouth

Boi if you don't get out of here with that shit

Its funny to think thats the intention of this book

Reminds me of kirby

The art is fucking awful holy shit

>The art is fucking awful holy shit
Except only the Hillary story.

In the next issue, will Faith fly Hillary over to Russia to recover all those lost emails and fight Putin in a battle to the death?

People read this piece of shit?

It's not too late, user. Depending on your state, you may still be able to jump ship.

>hillary ever drawing a crowd that big
I knew cape comics were unrealistic, but wow.

You will. Sooner or later.

Pretty ballsy to promote a candidate like that. I'm pretty sure that run of Obama comics came after he was already in office.

Yes it is. They are breaking the law of conservation of energy.

yes but believe it or not dedicating some of your limited page count in a monthly comic to explaining the science behind the powers is not interesting or entertaining

How this company has fallen so.
Their comics used to be top quality.

Faith is just something they put out because it sells and gets different kinds of readers to read Valiant. Britannia, Ninjak, Bloodshot are all top tier at the moment,

>lets make a magical pact

Every part of this page screams "wtf".

Five fat girls torrent it and post scans to their Tumblrs

That anti-gun libtard — he looks like the guy from those hamburger commercials with the tiny hands.