You are now the main protagonist of the last Sup Forums thing you read/watched. Any powers that the protagonist has...

You are now the main protagonist of the last Sup Forums thing you read/watched. Any powers that the protagonist has, family members, friends, enemies, are now yours.

What do you do?

WELL FUCK

>little lulu
Well...this is pretty odd

I was reading some Johns era Titans, so I suppose I'm Beast Boy (Tim and Kon were inactive at the time), so I get to fuck Raven with my horse dick.

Honestly I can't even remember the last Sup Forums related thing I've watched. It may very well have been the third episode of Telltale Batman.

>I am 6-Pack
Man, please, no.

Bring it on

>internet was down because I didnt pay my bills
>decide to rewatch one punch man

What if there are multiple main characters? trio like.

>Hellboy
please no

>robing from TTG
Seduce statfire and blackfire, and steal jinx and raven from cyborg and beastboy, and make it a harem anime.

>Flash
So...I'm a fucking speedster now? That sucks, its my less favorite kind of overpowered hero.

I guess is time to ignore crime, make some momeny with my power and look for a prettier non-black girlfriend.

.....

Go on real adventures and not fuck around.

you are just precious

i would do the same because everyone in the show is pussy to relationships except the girls....oh the irony

That's Sgt. Nick Fury to you, you chicken-scratching goldbricks. Now move it, you heroes, this war ain't gonna win itself, see?

You're the leader

What if there is no leader?

well

first i'm gonna fuck Mindy

then i'm gonna go home and fuck Marge

and then i'm going next door to give that hot neighbor a go, she's got a thing for me but she masks it with low-key hostility, rrrrrrrrrr

I fuck Pearl and Amethyst.

>>You are now the main protagonist of the last Sup Forums thing you read/watched.

I'm now in a Digimon gay porn. Thanks!

Use my Kick-ass magic to rape Rachel Mcadams.

>>you're stuck babysitting Alvin and he's a pest.
>>Tubby comes over and empties the fridge and you get blamed.
>>everyone can see your panties at all times and nobody cares.
>>WOW!

>The clone wars

I guess I'm anakin. In that case I do everything the same until the start of the revenge of the sith.

Kill Dooku
Kill Palpatine if I can and blame Dooku
Tell Jedi Council that Palpatine was a Sith and tried to push me to dark side and reveal location of Grievous and the Separists
Warn Jedi about order 66
Leave Jedi order after war to fuck Padme on Naboo full time

>Latest Flintstone comic
I guess I have seen some shit

If I was going in blind, I'd be fucked. But going in with what I know now, I'd probably be fine.