EU bros, given our right of free movement, which EU country could you see yourself living in?

EU bros, given our right of free movement, which EU country could you see yourself living in?

For me it would be
>Spain
>France
>Italy
>Croatia & Greece if their economies improve

because I really love the Mediterranean. I also have a very soft sport for our Northern brothers, so I could also see myself in

>Netherlands
>Sweden
>Denmark

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>Portuportugal

Norway, France, Spain, Italy, Switzerland, Austria. Maybe Hungary and Croatia

Anything with the sea for sure, if I had to stay MED I'd stay in Italy, I hate our people but I love our country. Else I'd move to Norway or Denmark. Netherlands and Portugal are good choices as well.

>EU bros
Do we still count? ;_;

fuck off, we are full

No, now please go away

Germany, maybe Northern Italy.

You know, the Mediterranean to the one side, beautiful mountains to the other and great weather all year.

>I hate our people but I love our country.
I love both your country and your people, the north more so than the south.
Absolutely.

>maybe Northern Italy.
>You know, the Mediterranean to the one side, beautiful mountains to the other and great weather all year

Good thinking and excellent choice.

Shut it Spain, my parents already live in your hellhole because it's cheap
Danke :D
I think I'd live in France, it's the country I've visited the most and it's got both the English and Med climates in one.

Southern France is absolutely amazing.

no you're not
LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>and great weather all year
>Good thinking and excellent choice
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH
*inhales*
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I would move between the UK and the Netheralnds generally, both seem comfortably similar to me, I'd probably end up living in most countries throughout my life though


(Non-Volga) Germans are bros, bring back /fug/

Portugal was comfy and warm, everyone I met was really laid back. Could imagine retiring there.

yes we are, Spain is a desert, go to Thailand and fugg kids as wh*Toids usually do

>Spain
>Caramel
Explain bitte. I'm unfamiliar with the connection.

Hamburg

I don't get it either, I got the map from a google search

Spain so I can get a qt brownish gf

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el zanahorio aajajakajkjaa

Why is she wearing that cross upside down

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Spain so I can get a qt brownish gf
She looks pretty swarthy. Are you sure that's not a Latin American?

i expected germans to be smarter, so I'll assume you are a k*rd

>Why is she wearing that cross upside down
>WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's probably longer underneath her shirt.

Southern Finnish Lakeland

Could be. My "qt brown girls" folder needs to be organized.

Then I'll just assume then you're a kurd too. Two can play at that game, Amanc.

Could perfectly pass for a spaniards

>amanc

definitely a k*rd, never heard that name before

Which is exactly what a kurd would say.

Amsterdam?

anyway, I noticed she can cook so that's a no-no and that kitchendoesn't look spanish, probably a CHI

only a k*rd wouldn't be able to understand what's happening with the cross she is wearing, first because of your low k*rdish iq and second because you are not used to see crosses

This is one might angry and bitter kurd.

Please calm down, Amanc!

and you definitely write like a k*rd, I was going to tell you to stop playing dumb but after all it's part of your nature

don't reply to me ever again k*rdshit

Why is Amanc so ashamed of his proud kurd heritage?

Considering my current situation (degree, money, necessities etc...), my options (that I'm actually thinking about) are:

>Netherlands/Flamish Belgium
>Germany
>Czech Republic
>Hungary
>Estonia

If I had the money, maybe Finland. Along with Northern Sweden and Norway it looks cool to retire there (if you have the money)

>calm
>noisy niggers are scared of the cold+there's nothing to do for them there
>lakrids
>cool landscapes
>good social security

Which of those languages would be the easiest to learn in your opinion?

For me it would be Dutch obviously

ukraine/bulgaria/spain/Italy/croatia/slovenia/greece/romania//portugal/turkey
from most likely to less likely
northern people more prim, arrogant, autistic while southern more relaxed, carefree and receptive
that things you can't but with money/gdp/hdi/order worshiping and etc

>northern people more prim, arrogant, autistic while southern more relaxed, carefree and receptiv

Scandinavian countries are great in that regard. Friendly, civilized, level-headed relaxed, while still exhibiting great work ethics and living standards.

>Great weather all year
Stop believing in movies
The mountains are pretty to look at every morning though, this is correct

You can't even begin to imagine what actually bad weather is like.

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That's bad infrastructure not bad weather.

>Italy
don't move below Firenze though, seriously

Croatia

because I'm a Croat

i wish we had better infrastructure, then it wouldn't rain/snow every other day, it would lower humidity and increase amount of sunshine

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Norway or Island, then I can sit at a fjord all day without any human near by
The dream. Finland would be a possibility as well but there language is just too fucked up

Wow so terrible..

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>620.9

but that's literally nothing, try living in a city with 1,800

you could move almost anywhere, you have eu citizenship and i think you also know russian language, so you can go to some dry and warm country or go to dry and warm region in russia

Northern Italy shits all over the south, don't listen to deluded terroni

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>go into an air conditioned room
>everything is ok

It's not the amount, it's the frequency that bothers me.

Лeгкo cкaзaть. Can't just drop everything and move somewhere.

Дa нe лeгкo, нo пaлки в кoлeca тeбe бyдyт мeньшe вcтaвлять. B Poccии ты лeгкo coйдeшь зa мecтнoгo, в ocтaльных eвpoпeйcких cтpaнaх бyдeт мeньшe бюpoкpaтичecких пpeпятcтвий из-зa eвpoпacпopтa.

Swede here who recently moved to work in pornoland, lol. To be fair you could call it Pivoland also.

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>It's not the amount, it's the frequency that bothers me.

nigga, the frequency is the issue if you live in northern Spain

Meiner Mutter und Großeltern kommen aus Elzaß, dazu spreche ich schon passende Deutsch.

So fixing my german would be easy. Then I guess Dutch comes next, or rather Flemish, because I think pronounciation is a bit easier (it has like a "French accent" to it).

The Finno-ungric languages are hard as fuck to learn, but out of them all I think Estonian is easiest because of Germanic influences. It's also one of the most beautiful and fascinating languages I think. I'd like to learn it (or finnish) some day.

Also, I'd like to know how close are Finnish/Estonian with Hungarian? Is it as easy for someone who speaks one of those to learn the other as say, learning German is for a Spanish guy?

Croatia.
If I am unconditionally forced to emigrate, then
1. Southern France
2. Austria
3. Spain or Italy
4. Bayern
I can't stand cold weather, but I love Austria enough to bear it. I've been to Athens and I never want to set foot in Greece again. Crete is nice, though, as are some smaller villages.

you are 100% a slavic liar
people love Athens

If you're not into history and archaeology (for which it's arguably the best city in the world), athens is just another dusty, busy southern Euro city.

It's the ugliest city I have ever seen. The only good parts are the Acropolis and the main square. Everything else looks like a massive ghetto.

shut up pol*nta

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Athens region has 4 million people
you can literally do whatever you want

its not dusty btw

this is what i expected 2bh
slavs like bulgarians and serbs travel only northern Greece
because they cant afford the good parts
same with you

i really doubt that you were in Greece
i have even seen videos of tourists in Athens
people like the city

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>Vodka
Too expensive. My friends drink pure alcohol and alcohol-containing tinctures / beer.

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Also - these friends have long been retired and look worse than that miller in the photo. In fact they are vagabonds.

>Bad weather
>Pic

Ordinary slush. Let's go to the awful dirty factory through wastelands with wild dogs (who will bite you, for the Urals dogs can do it.) And in the far north you can see wolves in small villages.) -60 + hurricane wind?
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Doubt as much as you want. I've been to Meteora, Athens, Heraklion and a few more towns.
>i have even seen videos of tourists in Athens
Oh, how amazing. I am sure that it's the same as going there.

Of course!

I could see myself living in most that aren't too hot.
Anyway south of Switzerland would be a no-go for me, but I generally like all the European countries.

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i have seen many videos

tell me what is bad about Athens
and post some pictures

Athens is the best city in the world

Your german is garbage though. Don’t come over, please.

The two first ones will be by far Italy and Portugal:

>Italy, great cuisine, not as good as spanish one, specially by less variety but one of the bests though, first country in UNESCO followed by Spain at second place, and stuning heritage in arts, architecture, etc... They are real bros, the only country who really support us in the conflict Perejil with Marroco. Very similar to us. One of the higest cons if their politic corruption, even highest than in Spain, one of the things that by far most hate from my country.

>Portugal, an even more similar country in many aspects, an historical error many say, in fact, as "Hispania" (origin of España/Spain) refers to the whole iberian Peninsula. Very close and therefore similar cuisine, coffee lovers, a sad a melancholic atmosphere that in some ways I consider lovely, and an aswell iberic place at the end of the day. Which I don't like the low development in some places and the same paternalist politic perspective that in Spain which I really detest.


>France will be great, great cuisine, beautiful landscapes,an exquisite architecture and arts... it's a shame that is invaded by trash have such high revolts a crime statistics and a grim future.

>UK, I really have mixed fillings about this place, I really the atmoshpere at times, specially the pub life and aesthetics, I like the architecture as well, the green everywhere in the fields and gardens and the (at least by convention) good maners that are more or less usual there. The biggest con is by far the weather, I can resist cold and rain, but being for months witouth seen a proper sunlight is heartrending, I remenber that winter in norther England as really gloomy one. Other of the biggest cons is the awful local cuisine, at least as consecuence of it there is a lot of foreign restaurants to enjoy. The final con is the coldness and autism of some people.

>Ireland, I will explain this one if I consider to do it so later, too short characters limit :/

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no

Finland or Denmark.
Well developed and wealthy countries, that are just more relaxed than here.

>spain cuisine better than italy cuisine

jajajajajaja okay user

finland
norway
iceland
i love the cold and their languages
alternatively id prob fit in anywhere in the balkans
greek sounds great
france is pretty interesting too but i dont know much about it
i should learn more
austria and southern germemes maybe

The country that my great grandfathers defended during WW1

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She looks like an Indian. I've never seen a Spaniard that looks like that.

All I want is to live a calm life in a little house in some cozy village in the Canary Islands, Spain, far away from the dying European continent, yet within the EU. Literally the perfect simple life I keep dreaming of.

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What EU cunt has a very low cost of living but is still pretty developed?

Ireland
Netherlands
France/Belgium

If I had to pick a country that isn't just Britain but slightly different, then Spain. Only because of how many Brits live and visit there. I don't like new things or places. The entire world should speak English and look like Yorkshire.

>Hungary and Croatia
retard Sup Forumsfag

>What EU cunt has a very low cost of living but is still pretty developed?

LÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜL

Soy. You can have your free movement. But you're still dictated to by old men you can't even name, in Brussels, that you can't even remove. That's where it begins and ends

Russia
Romania
Albania

>Albania
the toilet of europe

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>Romania
fucking why its like poland but poorer
youd feel at home i guess

this

White Croats and Black Croats will reunite in this century

Estonian and Finnish are very similar, but it's still easier to speak to them in English. You won't notice similarities with Hungarian unless you start examining the structure and the root words.

its the european map according to Portugal

Coming over to speak my garbage German is literally just a 2 hours drive.

There's nothing you can do to stop me, Kumpel
Muahahahahahahah

Maybe Slovenia and Czech Republic, but don't take my word for it.

And what do they dictate to you that angers you so?

>pretty developed
Well that would be places like Pooland or Spain I suppose.

Fishing quotas
Agricultural restrictions
Trade policy
Co2 emission targets
Financial regulation
Deportation of immigrants
Welfare

>deportation of immigrants
Brussels doesn't decide this.

By default of membership rules, yes they do

No they do not. As a matter of fact as Britain isn't within Schengen it's your own border control agents that repeatedly let in Poles that have been convicted and deported multiple times, despite them having all legal grounds to deny someone entry like they do with right wingers.
Low test Britons love to ban right wingers but somehow fail to ban and deport criminal foreigners.

I don't think you understand enforcement of EU-wide citizens rights, which are upheld by Brussels. If a pole commits a murder in Britain, he can appeal at the courts in Brussels against deportation, and they regularly win these cases

We therefore, have no ultimate control over our immigration policy, as it's overridden by a foreign body

Fuck off, we’re full.

If I had to move abroad (within the EU) I'd go to Austria or Spain.
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Estonia, or at least that's what it seemed like when I visited, but I only saw Tallin and Pärnu, I don't know about the countryside. Though the more they become like the Nordics, the more expensive they get, too, so the affordability won't last long (unless they somehow fuck up along the way).

I guess it's the same between two indo-european languages (that's why I put German and Spanish as my examples), but what I meant was more like, do the orders of sentences, grammar and stuff make sense/are guessable? like, do you think "to say this my language would have [this rule] so I guess this language must do a thing like *this* " and then it turns out the thing actually exists? When people who speak indo-european languages learn new ones, even if we're shit at it, we can always kind of "guess" what kind of thing (even if we have no idea exactly what) should happen to a word for a sentence to make sense. I found this impossible to do with Hungarian or Estonian.