Weadoned

Apologize

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did you even click the link, OP?

I hope he couch casts some decent looking actresses.
The franchise needs that.

Ruined Aliens
Ruined Marvel
Now he ruins Star Wars.

I thought he was blacklisted now

Great, now we can have even MORE quips

Fake news

RUINED

Raimi

Dropped

>Are you sure this is going to help my career, Mr. Whedon?

It's actually going to be David Lynch. He said he wasn't going to direct any more films but this is a flick.

A Twitter account with 37 followers.

You fucking people are so gullible.

Do any of you know where that link leads to?

>Star Trek director does Star Wars
>Avengers director does JL and SW

The new Star Wars director will be someone who DOES WHAT HE'S FUCKING TOLD

I have 1500 twitter shill accounts on standby for whenever this cuck gets a new project that will bombard the studios and various news outlets with reminders that he's a serial rapist, pervert and molester of women. I spent months painstakingly writing the scripts and words for each tweet, picking out profile pictures for each bot, and maintaining all of them and growing their rep so that they will appear more important once deployed. One of them has even "written" a number of articles for the huffington post (ghostwritten by me of course). I've been buying various twitter farms from Laos to Ukraine to carry out this project. All in all it's cost me about a thousand dollars from my own pocket but it'll be worth it to make sure that this sad fuck never works in hollywood ever fucking again, and if he dares to take one step towards trying to find work then I'll bring my wrath down on him so hard that the police will be forced to investigate his crimes.

yes

Why? Hollywood doesn't care that he had affairs. They all have affairs.

y-yes mr. mouse

He's gonna bone Rey too
BASED

>Ruined Aliens
That's James Cameron
>Ruined Marvel
That's Avi Arad
>Now he ruins Star Wars.
That's George Lucas

CAN'T BOSS THE JOSS

waste of god trips

>James Cameron ruined anything.
Wrong.

>to assblasted to accept the truth

LOL
I wish it were true, it would be epic.

They care that he's on the media for having them.
Kind of like athletes care that others get caught cheating even though they all do it.

doing god's work

>That's Avi Arad
Thank god he is out of Marvel, but now he's shitting upon Sony
>He greenlighted Emoji movie
>He suggested to take Spiderman characters and spawning a different universe than MCU/Homecoming

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shutup and take it

Here's to you, Nameless Hero of Many Names.

>Joss "I'll Let You Be Batgirl If You Let Me Smash Dat Ass Girl" Whedon
>Joss "Smoke This Pole If You Want The Role" Whedon
>Joss "If You Want The Part You'd Better Start Kneelin'" Whedon
>Joss "Practice Your Craft And Work On My Shaft" Whedon
>Joss "If You Want To Be Cast, You'll Give Me That Ass" Whedon
>Joss "Give Me That Hole And I'll Give You A Role" Whedon
>Joss "Guess Which Actress I'm Creamin'" Whedon
>Joss "So Nice He Cucked Wil Wheaton Twice" Whedon
>Joss "The Post-Credits Cumshot" Whedon
>Joss "Summer Glau Milked Me Like A Cow" Whedon
>Joss "You'll Be In My Bunk" Whedon
>Joss "Just The Tip And I'll Write You A Quip" Whedon
>Joss "Make Like Alien Resurrection And Suck" Whedon
>Joss "Two By Two, Hands Covered In Goo" Whedon

I cant wait for the quips

someone shop this pls

ok Im done with Star Wars now

god, I hope the captain bitch slapped that dirty rat jap

omg what the fuck

holy shit, this idiot is gonna ruin every major hollywood property for real.

>Sup Forums will defend this

yfw Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin will wet their panties and say this is the BEST. DECISION. EVER then talk about how great news this is for 45 minutes.

You'd have to be pretty stupid to fall for the OP

Will he JOSS Rey ?

I don't really care about the Star Wars Episode 9 episode but I really hope it'll be a female director

i am sorry mr lucas

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