Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

will it be kino Sup Forums?

Nigger............... always must there be a nigger..;

its part of Daisy Ridley's contract

Shut the fuck up.

Branagh's mustache is anachronistic and looks ridiculous

Leslie Odom Jr is amazing. Fuck off you pleb.

That's a hell of a cast. Do you think having to pay for all of those big names would affect the movie poorly? It seems like if they spend basically the whole budget on actors, everything else will be complete shit since they need to cut corners.

>Poirot is anyone but Suchet
Of course it won't be any good.

Unless they worked on scale.

Fuck off nigger

>Names don't line up with people below them

How do they keep getting away with this?

Top billing autism is the worst.

FUCKING HERESY! Suchet version is best version.

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Imagine if the one minority turns out to be the murderer.

Too many whites

Stop it. Right. Now. Daisy is PURE

>All-star cast
>Johnny Depp

guaranteed garbage

Not enough asians on the (((orient))) express

he is the one that gets murdered so its fine

it looks really fucking bad. I haven't seen the Sydney Lumet version but I doubt it's as "jaunty" as this looks.

No, Johnny Depp and Daisy Ridley are box office poison.

Will there ever be another woman as beautiful as Michelle Pfeiffer in this world?

Lucy is a qt

cast needs to be more diverse

>Kenneth Branagh
>Not David Suchet

Absolute bullshit

the 1974 movie was good

*breathes in*

the trailer was kino

Is this Daisy's first movie outside of Star Wars? I'm interested to see how she does.

Just saw the trailer. It looked horrible.

Yes I think it is her first non-Star Wars film role

>everyone and their kids knows the ending
what is the point

I saw a modern version they did with in starring the guy who plays Poirot a few years back, and I really cannot imagine it being adapted any more perfectly than that.

Talk... less

What's he supposed to do? Solve the mystery of who ate all the waffles?

One of the few real highlights of the year

Everyone did. Everyone ate all the waffles

Everyone agrees to London rules if they wanna work for Branagh

I cant stand daisys face, i swear if I see her in real life I will punch the shit out of it.

Also the trailer looks bad, the music is garbage aswell.

This gem finished airing recently as well. A fourth of the cast are GoT faces. Tywin holds court as always.

no one can take americlap common core adjectives seriously

>The Professor
OUT, AM I

Im watching the movie for Dafoe. He is often the highlight of any movie he is in

this. i'll watch anything dafoe

only reason I watched Death Note and he was easily the best part

well who do you think commits the murder?

LUGS GUD

BET JOSH GAD HAS THE BEST PERFORMANCE

Everyone.

I'm actually pretty optimistic for it desu

>Johnny Depp
>Daisy Ridley
>Josh Gad
I won't be seeing it