Why wont Marvel let the ultimate OTP happen?

Why wont Marvel let the ultimate OTP happen?

Chinese box office.

Marvels prime demographic is homosexual males.


So this ship wouldn't sail sadly

Cause they're straight women

Because muh movies.

The only acceptable diversity pairing at Marvel is black male - white female, user. You'll have to go to DC for your garbage lesbians.

Wait, China would throw a shitfit? Fuck I actually wanted the madmen to try it. They had to go and ruin their friendship in comics

More specifically Gotham City.

Because Jess is for Roger RIP Roger ;-;

Because they're both straight?

Why do you want it?

One is underdeveloped as fuck and the other is an insufferable cunt.

They have to wait for CW2 to end first, user.

Because it is not Ultimate Jessica Drew.

Because they don't want the Harley/Ivy audience.

Because Carol is a violent, authoritarian alcoholic and Jessica has issues with codependency and impulse control. Even if you ignore the whole matter of Carol's precog-related leadership fuckups resulting in Jessica's ex-boyfriend killing one of her closest friends, the relationship would crash and burn eventually.

why would it happen between 2 heterosexual characters?

>heterosexual
lets not kid ourselves, user

>Carol Danvers
>heterosexual

Stop this meme.

Rhodey was gay?

>lets not kid ourselves
Carol "kid" her kid, though

what happens next?

Mixed nuts, that's what.

No!

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Spider spies are not interchangeable user.