GREETNGS across the grand spectrums of space and the multiverse, I am a leftwing autistic person against the alt-right, and my name... is Alexander Gordon Jahans!
GREETNGS across the grand spectrums of space and the multiverse, I am a leftwing autistic person against the alt-right...
Logan Reed
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Owen Garcia
Oh look at that flag
Josiah Foster
Let's party.
Isaiah Reyes
Now before I begin, just want to mention. GET RID OF THE FUCKING GUNS!
Hunter Fisher
youtube.com
NO! DOGS KILL PEOPLE WITH FUCKING GUNS
Ryan Flores
Will he get the job, lads?
Isaiah Russell
That's one small step for Jahans....One giant leap for Esoteric Jahanism.
Noah Robinson
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Benjamin Sanders
Rare Jahans' great great great grandfather captured during the Indian Mutiny.
Sebastian Brown
>stash of bog roll.
Not if his potential employer happens to google his name.
Wyatt Bell
Autism and me
How to related to a autistic.
Jonathan Stewart
Not if his potential employer isn't blind, deaf, and has no sense of smell
Daniel Ward
Nothing is over! Nothing!
Nathaniel Ward
It's a bit more than just autism.
I think that, if he gets the job (and thus oves from his head to the real world), there will suddenly be a serial killer on the loose in England eating schoolgirls.
He is very similar to this guy en.wikipedia.org
Gavin Cruz
True, you can't hide the fact that he looks and sounds like a sperg, but I'm sure he wiped around they key areas with a damp bit of bog roll before he left.
Samuel Howard
His syndrome makes him unable to smell.
Aaron Taylor
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Carter Torres
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Jose Wilson
it doesn't make him unable to stink
Ethan Jenkins
My ID is suq, the providence of Jahans is limitless
Colton Wright
The esoteric lolcow gives sacred milk to the masses!
Leo White
The Lightning and the Squash
Hudson White
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Henry Morales
He's been dealt a bad hand genetics wise, although those testosterone injections have done some good. He used to sound like a middle aged lesbian as well as look like one.
Jose Ward
youtube.com
NO! NO!!!
Asher Gutierrez
I'm sure his social and political views are some sort of sub conscious penance for his sick sexual fantasies.
Samuel Gray
Exactly, so he wouldn't know if he stunk.
Christopher Scott
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Adrian Gonzalez
I love this video. I don't know how to describe it, but the way he talks is pretty cool.
Logan Miller
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Josiah Ramirez
>minecraft servers shut down
>youtue implements upload time restrictions (30 min max)
>Jahans finally gives in
>he wades out into the sea to die
>his giant bouyant tits keep him afloat and he is thrown back ashore
What is dead may never die
Joseph Hughes
do you wee wee in that bed behind you?
Isaac Collins
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Jose Foster
Rumours surfacing that he didn't get the job.
Bentley Evans
It's actually quite possible
As a autistic I know that autism when mixed whit sociopathy behaviour can be a lethal mix .
But it's right
he is a sjw at the bottom of his heart, his political views let us peek inside his taste he wants to believe that there is some Good in the world.
He doesn't know yet that if you want something to be good you got to do it yourself.
Hail Janhas and lest pray he find a non murderous way!
Adrian Cook
>tfw this guy has a qt gf
Easton Brown
Evan Collins
I hear this song in my head every time Alexander "Golden" Jahans makes a video verbally sodomizing TRS.
Tyler Miller
If we make him famous!
Pussy will jump on to him.
Jose Torres
Who is this guy and why are we giving him attention?
Levi Jones
Greetings newfag across the spectrums of space and the multireddit
His name is Alexander Gordon Jahans
Lincoln Richardson
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Chase Wright
>girlfriend
>girl
Asher Butler
That didn't really answer my question. Well, at least not the second one.
Eli Lopez
Kalki
Joseph White
Glorious.
Gabriel Sanders
absolutely esoteric
Jackson Reed
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Grayson Reed
I'm sorry, what does 'Esoteric' in 'Esoteric Jahanism' mean?
Thomas Ramirez
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Hudson Young
Turns out he didn't get the job. Sounds like he didn't even get to the interview. Post from kikebook:
>I got lost trying to find the bus stop that would take me to fanborough town centre then when I got to farnborough town center I had to cross multiple fast moving multi carriageway roundabout to get to the station and frankly I am surprised I didn't trip or get hit by a car, then the train was delayed before I finally sprinted to the bus for home. I am broken, bleeding, running on fumes and only staying marginally sane by my repeated mentally drafting of a lesbian sex scene between two submissive blondes for Weresylph Dawning. Not a good day.
Christian Robinson
Not good. Not good.
Jaxon Wright
Ironic
Benjamin Morgan
Anyone got a clear cut picture of him without a background? Need to do some JahanSS editing
Adrian Hall
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Julian Rogers
>sven's face when
Bentley Brooks
Make the picture in my mind stooooopppp!
Colton Sanchez
He didn't attend the interview. I'm shocked.
Ethan Collins
Glorious Jahan, working himself up into a ball of paranoia, anxious frenzy that he couldn't even get to an interview without spilling spaghetti.
Praise be he, hail he!
Adam Bennett
His mind is just glorious
drowning in petty stuff
Carrier of lost toughs
Sexual impulses and frustrations.
How this kid can be so naked and dressed at the same time?
Gabriel Rogers
yea nah
Joshua Jenkins
His pendulous breasts could clothe a village.
Hunter Thompson
Does his milk hold special powers?
Ian Nguyen
There's a real tragedy to "people" like Chris Chan and Jahans.
They always aspire to be some sort of author or creative and the material they produce (or fail to) is always the lowest form of sci-fi/fantasy schlock or fanfiction cumquest that is forever doomed to be never ever published.
Meanwhile, if they had the slightest bit of introspection, they'd realize that their own lives contain the material for a novel of stunning horror on the depths of human depravity and the millennial penchant for being a complete autistic faggot.
They're living their masterpieces and necessarily lack the self-awareness to realize it.
Asher Roberts
You get enligmentm if you drink from the tit of knowlege.
You get power if you drink from the other tit.
The problem is to know which one is the power one.
Noah Fisher
It unlocks the secrets of the multiverse.
Kevin Thomas
The cure for autism. Autism works like snake venom.
>Anti-autism is created by milking an autistic man. The milk is then diluted and injected into a horse, sheep, rabbit, or goat. The subject animal will undergo an immune response to the autism, producing antibodies against the autism's active molecules which can then be harvested from the animal's blood and used to treat autism.
Adrian Cox
How are you punished if you try to drink from both simultaneously?
Colton Rogers
He can't even navigate a city.
Sad.
Aaron Watson
Space autism
the never ending ride!
Isaac Adams
JUST
Dylan Scott
He's 100% British he is
Ian Brooks
You become him.
Josiah Nguyen
For the uninitiated
Eli Perry
>He's 100% British he is
Jahans....British
Nah mate, pic related.
Yeah.....
Kevin Nelson
BRING.BACK.THE.BOG.ROLL.
Charles Cook
You make me wonder, what surname is Jahans? It doesn't sound too British to be honest.
James Peterson
My internet is too shit to load youtube videos right not. Who is this guy, what are his topics, and why does he get so many threads.
Joseph Clark
this man triggers me
Connor Cook
The real tragedy is the fat sack of shit is still living and claiming benefits. He should GTFO back to India and become the Raj.
Evan Martin
It's just not worf going to job interviews guys.
Kevin Hill
apparently indian he is a quarter poo in loo
Jaxson Price
According to wiki, it is the Persian form of John.
Must have some middle eastern in him then.
Hunter Stewart
Alexander Gordon Jahans.
His topics are too vast and varied to cover in one post.
Bentley Wilson
GREETINGS!!!!!
Across the timey wimey wibbly wobbly
Andrew Lopez
this picture should help give some insight into those considering becoming Initiated, Patreonettes or Subscribers.
Bentley Fisher
Truly a top shelf autist.
Justin Ortiz
>tfw dalek
Kayden Hernandez
He is a 24 year old with Kallmans syndrome.
His topics are British Politics, Doctor Who, Writing, White Supremacy and Autism.
Kayden Hughes
wtf, how can this pre pubescent boy have acne?
Julian Gonzalez
To all the uninitiated I suggest reading Mein Kraft. All will be revealed.
Jordan Lee
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The knowlege of Jahansnism can only lift us higher and higher!
Hail Janhans!
Anthony White
Note the stack of coke cans in the background. Seriously though the testosterone injections are starting to un just him.
Carson Perez
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Grayson Edwards
rate my oc
Juan Phillips
fag fagafagfagfagfagafgafafgafgagafafgafgagfagfagfagfgagfagfafafagfagfagfagfgafagfgafgafga
Matthew Smith
holy shit hahhahjahajhajhjahjahjhaha
Samuel Morales
You got the janhans spirit in you!
Leo Rivera
He looks like a dyke in that video. He looks better now
Chase Richardson
>You become him.