Morning is a four letter word edition
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Ryan Perry
Angel Howard
HECK
Leo Kelly
duck
Benjamin Bell
morning
Leo Richardson
Morning....
It is indeed heck.
Aaron Lee
Just got my dressing gown out of the hot water cupboard, it's so nice and warm.
Yes, it is heck
Jaxon Walker
I might not survive the day...
It's not looking good, but I'll try my best.
>Just got my dressing gown out of the hot water cupboard, it's so nice and warm.
Sounds comfy as all hell buddy, whats ya plan for the day?
Ethan Watson
Hang in there
>plan for the day
Right now I'm gonna hang out some washing (hopefully a certain someone won't steal it) then I'll probably chill out for a bit and later I'll walk over to campus to use their Internet, not a very interesting day but oh well
Gavin Moore
>Hang in there
I'll give it my all.
> I'm gonna hang out some washing (hopefully a certain someone won't steal it)
Yeah you probably should have just left that bit out, you know he's gonna try it when you're out and about.
> I'll walk over to campus to use their Internet
It's a cunt to be without internet isn't it?
You'll be counting the days till you get it at home.
>not a very interesting day but oh well
Nah sounds pretty chill, the days don't need to be filled with adventure all the time.
Jonathan Butler
Morning!
I had a really scary dream, I was locked in prison for a crime I didn't commit
Jeremiah Russell
Good morning.
>I was locked in prison for a crime I didn't commit
Thats what they all say.
Hope you didn't drop the soap.
Ethan Baker
Morning
Guess who got sent boob pics from a cute girl last night?
Asher Parker
>Thats what they all say.
Well I think I didn't... they didn't tell me what my crime was nor how long I was sentenced to.
Plus this guy kept trying to hit me and I couldn't find my room.
wait, what
Bentley Morris
Well it sure as shit isn't me, so I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say....
You?
>Plus this guy kept trying to hit me and I couldn't find my room.
Have you ever had that dream where you try and punch someone but you're just powerless and your punches don't do anything?
Anthony Peterson
>where you try and punch someone but you're just powerless and your punches don't do anything?
I can't say I have...
But I'm not a violent druggo like you
Josiah Price
I don't see what the confusion is about :>
Ye c:
Jaxon Ramirez
w-why were you sent boob pics
that doesn't even make sense
Ryder Cooper
Huh...
They're quite a common dream for people to have, like flying.
Bit odd you haven't had one.
Lucky!
Whos sending you boobies pics and how do I get them to send me some?
Brody Hernandez
>Yeah you probably should have just left that bit out, you know he's gonna try it when you're out and about.
I'll bring it in before I go out so it doesn't get taken and used for dark and evil purposes.
>It's a cunt to be without internet isn't it?
Yeah, fucking Choras
Morning, you should have escaped and set up something like the A-team
>Boobs
Gross desu
Ryder Bennett
*takes a photo of Chalmers' flat boobs*
Nolan Barnes
>I'll bring it in before I go out so it doesn't get taken and used for dark and evil purposes.
That probably the best idea, even if you get them right back you'll have to re-wash them right away.
send bobs
Charles Sanders
>that doesn't even make sense
It makes total sense
It was to show the effectiveness of a new bra though
Not telling who
But step one: be a cute girl
Step two: be friends with a cute girl who would send you that kind of stuff
Nah it was a nice surprise
Carson Campbell
>That probably the best idea, even if you get them right back you'll have to re-wash them right away.
STOP HELPING HIM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE!
Brayden Roberts
Are there really more than ten people in australia or is it just one person with a lot of computers talking to himself
Benjamin Lee
>But step one: be a cute girl
Hmmmm... this step might be a problem.
I mean I am cute as frick, but I'm afraid I'm no girl.
This'll take some work, but I DO want some boobies.
I'm on my own side.
I'm working to get his trust so it'll hurt so much more when I finally betray him.
Don't tell him this though.
Bentley Brown
>or is it just one Emu with a lot of computers talking to himself
Fixed it for you
Lincoln Hall
Last time I went to Australia I saw 9 people, so I cannot confirm or deny this hypothesis
Asher Gonzalez
At least I'm DFC
Every now and then I'm looking through my window to see that my washing is unmolested
Wait what was that last bit
Eli Johnson
>Every now and then I'm looking through my window to see that my washing is unmolested
I'm just waiting for you to leave your flat and stop posting, then your sweet Hawaiian shirts will be mine
Mason Murphy
I'm glad that i dont own any Hawaiian shirts
>I mean I am cute as frick, but I'm afraid I'm no girl.
This is true
Might need to come up with an alternative plan
>This'll take some work, but I DO want some boobies.
A noble goal, boobs are pretty great
Jordan Gonzalez
>Every now and then I'm looking through my window to see that my washing is unmolested
You might want to put some small GPS devices in them, who knows the lengths he'll go to.
>Wait what was that last bit
Don't you worry about that.
>Might need to come up with an alternative plan
I'm sure my big ol' brain can come up with a cunning plan to get boobies from chickies.
I'll need to put some work in though.
>A noble goal, boobs are pretty great
Amen.
Brody Lewis
>dfc
If I was flat I'd look like a pre-teen boy
So pretty happy that I'm not anymore
Jonathan Cooper
>If I was flat I'd look like a pre-teen boy
Are you Chalmers?
William Walker
Well if that's the case get in here, I'm cleaning the ceiling and your freakish height would be useful
Why would you not want that?
Ethan Diaz
>I'm sure my big ol' brain can come up with a cunning plan to get boobies from chickies.
>I'll need to put some work in though
If you come up with a functional scheme let me in on it!
Obviously not
I found pics of me when I was having issues with eating and therefore as flat as a board tho.
Christopher Diaz
>I'm cleaning the ceiling and your freakish height would be useful
I might have a little go
Asher Thomas
Because cute cuddly girl> boney preteen boy body-aesthetics wise
Also stops gay men from telling you that they'd fuck you if you were actually a boy.
Leo Carter
>If you come up with a functional scheme let me in on it!
Alright, alright.
But I can't make any promises I'll get one up and running so don't hold ya breath.
>Also stops gay men from telling you that they'd fuck you if you were actually a boy.
This actually happened to you...?
Nicholas Lee
>Alright, alright.
>But I can't make any promises I'll get one up and running so don't hold ya breath.
*holds breath anyway* heh, have some motivation
And yes it did, I was a teenager at the time so it was a wee bit creepy
It's because my face is kinda androgynous/ boyish, and I had short hair at the time which didn't help
Matthew Kelly
>Also stops gay men from telling you that they'd fuck you if you were actually a boy.
I mean I'd do it either way desu
Camden Ramirez
You're a special case though
Jayden Rivera
>tfw no gf that looks like a boy
Levi Green
>tfw no bf that looks like a girl
Kevin Moore
>tfw no nothing
Jacob Long
>*holds breath anyway* heh, have some motivation
DON'T I CAN'T COME UP WITH BOOBS QUICK ENOUGH!
>And yes it did, I was a teenager at the time so it was a wee bit creepy
Just a wee bit...
same lol
Jayden Ramirez
I should lock chch up and starve her and cut her hair so she turns into a cute boy
Andrew Nguyen
*takes a breath* fineeee
I mean I could technically take pics of my own and snapchat them to myself, but that's
A. Boring
B.pointless
Asher Martinez
Pls no I like being thicccc
Xavier Garcia
Is the strayan secret service abbreviated ASS?
Owen Jenkins
ASIS
John Smith
I wish it was
Brandon Kelly
I could google pics of boobies but it's just not the same....
It's just not the same.
Ryder Taylor
Time for a break, I've cleaned a good chunk of the bathroom but there's a lot more to go
Nathaniel Reed
Ew what the fucks that shit?
Noah Kelly
>It's just not the same.
He
There is something psychologically nice about actually being sent them from people ya know and like
Dunno how to describe it tho
But I guess that applies to more general things too
Wyatt Flores
I'm guessing the result of decades of smoking inside
Levi Walker
I'll send you some boobies westy!
Ayden Sanders
Send them to me pls
Robert Ortiz
Yeah exactly!
>But I guess that applies to more general things too
Yeah being sent anything is bloody nice, especially when it's exclusive, makes ya feel special.
HATE people that smoke inside, it's bloody gross it makes everything stink.
YES PLEASE!
Blake Cruz
perverts
David Jones
I won't be sending anyone pics of my boobs
Yeah it's pretty gross, at least its only in the bathroom
David Torres
So you're not sending boobies....?
Adrian Powell
>I won't be sending anyone pics of my boobs
Genuinely disappointing
Can I at least take some photos of them myself?
Connor Brown
>Yeah being sent anything is bloody nice, especially when it's exclusive, makes ya feel special.
Imma send you this hug, it's just for you
:
Daniel Foster
Can I get a hug?
Xavier Johnson
Yes but it will have to be a different one
Brayden Lopez
>I won't be sending anyone pics of my boobs
You're letting a lot of people down Chalmers....
>at least its only in the bathroom
The rest of the place looking clean is it?
>Imma send you this hug, it's just for you
Yay!
You can have one back.
Parker Perry
Possibly
Still I shan't be sharing my tiddies
>The rest of the place looking clean is it?
I need to do a lux and clean all the coffee off the stove but other than that yeah
Jayden Phillips
>Possibly
I'll clean your ceiling for you if you let me.
Ryder Allen
Put ya favourite maid outfit on and get to luxin' and scrubbin' and it'll be done in no time.
Ian Robinson
This
and take photos at the same time
Colton Martinez
It's nearly 1 o'clock, the days been going good.
I think I'll be able to stay awake.
Dylan Jenkins
That is very tempting
Will do!
Good, I knew you could do it
Ian Butler
Yum, just had some leftover pasta for lunch, how about you guys?
Jaxon Rodriguez
Fried rice is in the microwave rn
Christopher Hall
Spooky, that's what I plan to made for dinner tonight
James Perez
Can I have some?
Christian Hill
I guess, although I don't know how nice it'll be, I'm used to making fried rice in a wok on a gas stove however all I have now is an electric stove and shitty frypan so we'll see how it goes
Alexander Smith
>all I have now is an electric stove and shitty frypan
That's what I used to make my fried rice two days ago and that worked fine for me.
Just be careful not to overcook the eggs and having them stick.
What kind of friedrice are you making?
Brody White
There's more than one kind of fried rice?
Jayden Perez
well...
what are you using as meat?
Luis Mitchell
Holy shit the more I clean the more I realize how filthy this bathroom is, this is going to be a big job
Maybe bacon, or maybe just no meat
Lucas Kelly
I have arrived.
Jonathan Ramirez
>bacon fried rice
Just buy some chicken breast or something
Zachary Cox
Um no, that's expensive and unnescercary, if I did buy chicken I'd buy thighs and made karaage chicken
Joshua Collins
I'm glad to hear that, how's it going?
Parker Williams
>karaage chicken
but that requires so much time and effort
Samuel Price
is this the homosexual general
Michael Bennett
But it's so good, KFC ain't got shit on nip fried chicken
Owen Foster
No
There's a mix here
Alternatively yes, whatever gets you to leave
Kevin Stewart
you can't be bothered adding chicken to your fried rice...
yet you are happy with cutting up, breading and frying chicken karaage?
How odd
You would like it in Auckland, there are tonnes of karaage places.
Don't talk to the nigger
Robert Russell
Welcome!
Welcome!
Austin Clark
Good point
I'm still triggered from the last one that thought we were some kind of right wing Am*rika-lite country
We are more culturally british
Cameron Nguyen
What do you mean!
We have bbqs and speak english, we are basically the same!
Adrian Long
>you can't be bothered adding chicken to your fried rice...
It's less I can't be bothered and more that I don't think it would add much to the meal
>You would like it in Auckland, there are tonnes of karaage places.
Hmmm.... I guess, although I must admit I barely ever eat out anywhere other than Dominos or fish & chips
Hudson Long
>other than Dominos or fish & chips
What about your wonton soup you get every damn day
Josiah Phillips
ITS 3:20 AM AND IAM AWAKE WITH WEIRD FEELINGS
am i allowed to reee a little?
Brandon Richardson
reee your little heart out my friend.
Landon Wood
Do it!
Out the window!
Jonathan Johnson
They started recognizing me so I stopped going there
No, this is a reee free zone