Perfect women don't exi-

Perfect women don't exi-

>those shitty games

What a bitch

>videogames
cuck

>marrying a consoletard

>making your husband lose what makes him a man and giving him video games in return
dont ever let anyone tell you women arent manipulative pigs

>get a castrated
>wife buys you shitty vidya with your own money
the guy hit the cuck jackpot

>willingly destroy your reproductive system
>get rewarded with pleb vidya to help you escape from that fact

>Xbox
>not a playstation

What happens when she bitches she's not a mother in a few years?

Make me think

>posting this shit again
Fuck off back to Sup Forums to post this shit, cunt.

>reddit
>vasectomy
>xbox one
>all those games suck (except for ground zeroes, which is only an hour at most)

Is that Cigar Cory???????????

Men who have vasectomies, as they age, begin to look more and more like lesbians.

Fast forward 2 years and tyrone will breed her while his infertile ass dies. Sad!

>Get vasectomy
>Distracted by new games

Really jogs the noggin.

That's his Darwin Awards prize.

hes about to be the the step dad to chads "miracle" baby

>I had a vasectomy
>video games
NUMALE
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Getting sniiped isn't castration. Castration would make you lose any male hormone production, and turn you into a steer, as famously described in Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises.

original or 360 i understand but who the fuck wants a xbox one?

If you actually look at his account you will see that he's actually a black man with a Chinese wife kek

He did good, though. Having children is immoral.

>not enjoying some Sup Forumsidya after marothoning your favorite sitcom
mmmm u must be much fun at party, plebosorus

Castrated myself. Got a cookie.

ADOPT NIGGLET

>implying it won't be Tyrone's baby

this is Sup Forums not /r9k/

turning you back into a prepubescent boy

You have to grow up/go back!

>no complaints about off-topic
So this is the definitive proof that the liberals that cry about Sup Forums are actually Sup Forumsedditors

MY WIFE'S SON

>go back
To where?

>Getting sniiped isn't castration. Castration would make you lose any male hormone production
Technically, you're not producing any male hormone when you're dead.

>tfw no cuckoldress wife who forces you to have vasectomy then gives you pity gifts so you can entertain yourself in the cuckshed while she's getting black bred

>Western trash and a literal demo

God bless her. Tyrone's more of a man and probably has better taste than this spineless shittaste cuck

>white man neuters himself in exchange for virtual fantasy
Really revitalized my pecans.

I guess I was thinking of Hemingway. As it happens to be, the main character of the novel has a war wound that makes him impotent.

I know the Xbone's only use is for watching TV but still, this doesn't belong here.

And some of them insist on bringing their stupid console wars in this thread as well.

Vasectomy reversal?

>Destroying your legacy for an xbox
Jokes aside, he did the right move if there is history of genetic desease on his family.

>xbone
>those crappy ass games
>vasectomy

THE STATE OF WHITE PEOPLE

>she got him a Shitbox Wan instead of a PS Quadrupple

Tell me he wasn't sniped in the nads. Nigga you don't do that.

>castrated

a vasectomy can be easily reversed you nerd

To be fair it's not worth breeding with any modern day woman.

Might as well get an Xbone for it. And then sell it.

She's practically saying she will cuck him while he's playing Xbox.

>she bought him Gaylo
I can't believe the husband is both a cuckold and a gay nigga.

Just got a PS4 and its my first playstation since ps1. I've been a pcfag for awhile but having a dedicated gaming machine is comfy

>Wife makes you get neutered
>Gives you a treat
>Will nag about you playing too much until you cease playing
How can people be so naive

Starts hanging out more with her good friend Tyrone

I have an xbox one that I'm trying to sell to no avail in my third world country. It's about 13000 pesos, I'm selling it at 8000. Brand new, only use it once.
Nobody wants this shit.

>Unironically being a Sony pony

That's nice of her.

Why would you ever get a vasectomy? It seems like it's mostly married guys too. If you had to choose between your wife taking a pill each day or you surgically castrating yourself, why the fuck would you pick the latter?

WHIPPED

>gets ball snipped
>indulges in Western trash games
It fits
Only good game is GZ.

Maybe your wife doesn't want to be on the pill and you don't want to have to go back to using condoms?

Meanwhile PC master race is impregnating their wives.

I don't trust women with doing something as simple as taking a single pill everyday

then when you play games for an entire weekend she snaps the games and frisbees your xbox out the window

ok hold on, what's wrong with vasectomy ? it's the ultimate anti-just move, no children, no alimony

>Get a Vasectomy
>Get the worst console of the gen with the worst versions of multiplats of old ass mediocre games

>mfw cunts have 5 different methods of contraception and still expect men to get vasectomies
can't wait for vasagel to finish clinical trials and be medically approved


IUDs exist

gee I wonder (((who))) is behind this post

only if you're white

the pill actually decreases sex drive and she stops being able to get wet.

>relying on women to not have your child

She probably used his money to buy the Xbox lmfao.

Why do you colored people keep saying he's white?

it's typical white male behavior

>doing something as simple as taking a single pill everyday
once you insert an IUD it's good for years without needing to do anything.

A nigger doesn't have money for a vasectomy let alone a Xbox.
A beaner would have bought fifa

TELEVISION AND FUCKING FILM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 25 YOU'VE RUINED THIS BOARD

>implying vasectomy doesn't

>no games
>being a cuck xbot
ayyyy

If your shooting blanks sex life should increase. This guy got played.

manchildren shouldn't reproduce so good move on his part

>oh what a good boy he's been

>I had a vasectomy

Doesn't get much more reddit than this

still a cucked thing to do to yourself

>Married but was too cucked to have already bought an Xbox for himself

I'm not an expert, but a vasectomy implyes you cannot actually cum anymore?
That's like half the fun taken

I just bought a steam controller cause steam has better deals on those games anyway

consolefags getting cucked with those 60$ games kek

This omg nobody think of this
>B-but I want an x-box honey!
>Do that vasectomy and I'll give you one

A nigger doesn't care who he impregnates because he's not going to be around for the baby's upbringing anyway.

No. Vasectomy cuts the tubes from your testicals, meaning that sperm don't travel into your cum ready to be jizzed out. You still produce seminal fluid, and you can still cum, and orgasm. So basically your cum just doesn't have the little life-giving tadpoles in it.

You can cum but it will not be as thick since there's no sperms
Have any of you fucks had an anatomy class, embryology or anything?

Geez people

Good to know. I'm not going to do it as I want to have a child someday, but good to know.

I'm not interested in studying male dicks
Are you gay or something?

He has the desire, but can't do it. So you figure it out because I can only guess. I thnk his dick got blown off, but not the gonads.

someone who cares about watching 4K content and HDR in vidya

You'd feel comfy with any of them then. I got a PURE gaming PC and it's just as good (I had previously PC computers but for mixed usage). Also have a Wii, Xbox 360, PSP, and all portable Nintendos. It's really just what you picked first. PS4 is nothing special.

Nah, Sup Forums before this cuck meme would have supported it. I still do. It's not like you can't reverse it or, like many do, save sperm.

>ground zeroes is considered a full game
Fuck me

>wanting to play in a console filled with spics and nigs

my pa had his nuts tied for 20 years and they untwisted them and he had two "accidents".
nice! at least they're cute lil fuckers

>Thank you so much sweetie! Here's your new Xbox, I used the gold card to pay for it btw ;)-

*car rolls up to house, muffled rap sounds can be faintly heard*

>Oops gotta go honey! I'll be back in a few hours! Enjoy your video games!

*GET IN THE CAR BITCH*
*haha sorry!*
*tires screeching away*
*rap music fades*

The absolute state of white men.

yeah his balls are fine but his dick is a mess.

Cody Cigar*